so about 8 months ago i had a 1.3 litre single overhead cam manual toyota corolla and boy did it go hard. i live over a huge hill that i need to cross to get to town everyday and i absolutely loved pinning as fast as i can up, down and around said hills. one day while colin mccrae standard rallying on the main road on the way to school i was getting some mean as overtakes on the inside of corners that i could see were clear i decided that this afternoon i would go around the windy summit rd for the first time in months as i recently couldnt as there was snow up there. anyways fast forward 6 hours to after school...
im ripping along the summit road at like 120 kph when all of a suden this cheeky corner crept up on me it sprang on me faster than i would of thought i jabbed the brakes as hard as i could and jerked the wheel as far left as i could but alas i could not get around the corner as my front breaks locked up, i mean i have the wheel at full lock left yet the car is hurtleing forward with the breaks having no effect. a second later i began to defy gravity and it was mean as but then the front of the car nose dived and i did a front flip into my roof. now im totally tripping right being upside down attached to my seat looking at my roof that is now my floor. now i freak out start banging the horn with my fist and stuff, as i regain my composure i un clip my seat belt land on my neck and nearly dislocate my shoulder. then i get up and have to ring my parents who funnily enough are not pleased. i head off to the doctor with them and then go home while dad gets a tow truck lined up for the morning so that the police cant find out. get up in the morning and get it out of the trees. here is what i see
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We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
That's not a bad roll, you still have all your windows intact.
When I rolled my car every single body panel had a dent. All windows and sunroof were shattered(windshield stayed together because of the plastic). One headlight came completely off. My license plate(on the back pumper) broke a piece off that had my first letter and little regy sticker, cops thought I cut it off. My trunk got pretty much folded in making my acura integra sedan look like a hatchback. My back seats also got folded down.
It was night time so I don't know what happened (I was just driving then skidded then was like I'M UPSIDE DOWN rolling through the air). But what I figure happened was I hit the ditch, car flipped over the front and then landed on the trunk then flipped and rolled however many times it takes to go 100-150 feet and wind up upside down in the same direction. I also had all the jackets I own in my back seat, so their was shit for like 300 feet across this field.
And the only injury I got was after I got out trying to flip the car over and drive home, I grabbed my exhaust and got a giant blister on my left hand. Don't know how fast I was going when I crashed but that night I did get my car goin 210kph or 135mph.
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I had an old celica for a while, RWD with a toyota 20r and a 5 speed. That fucker would drift like nothing else. I sold it before I went to college, but I'm sure I would have crashed it by now if I didn't sell it. Little Toyota's are hella fun, and usually pretty cheap to replace.
DUDE YOU'RE SO BADASS! I WISH I WAS AS COOL AND TALENTED AS YOU SO I COULD "RALLY" A PUBLIC ROAD, FUCK UP AND CRASH MY OWN CAR ON A PUBLIC ROAD WHERE I COULD HAVE HIT AN ONCOMING CAR WHILE PRETENDING THAT I COULD ACTUALLY DRIVE!
you're a fucking clown that doesn't deserve anything more than a go-cart that exceeds 20 mph. go jerk off to some more fast and furious movies you jackass shit head.
its obviously mega cool to drive so fast. youre a complete tool dude. be lucky youre alive
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
That's y real rally drivers have co drivers and know the course before they pin it. That's also y they have 5 point harnesses neck braces roll cages. Slow ur roll or ur gonna end up in the obituaries. U wanna race,, get into a rally series don't do it on public roads Ina clapped out turd alone w no safety precautions
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