you see, I was on the way to the ski resort, when I had to pull a sketch maneuver of sorts
nigga in a green honda that I wanted to pass, but the mothafucka just wouldn’t let off the gas
slow gapers in the right lane causing me pain, the olympics are coming and Igotta fucking train
so when dis nigga pulled up I locked eyes with his ass, stomped the gas and made the pass.
pulled into the lot, cheesin at the sun, I’m about to have a bunch of fuckin funstrapping up my boots, hood music on a diskette, and up walks this nigga with a cigarette
didn’t know who he was, but it’s all good, till the bitch put his stonch out on my hood
stepped up out the whip yellin what the fuck, this is a nice dyke car, not some shitty ass truck
told the bitch to turn and face me like a man, but he kept his mouth shut, might as wella fuckin ran
finished getting dressed, took my skis off the rack, and walked into the center to scrape some wax
and as I walked inside up to the shop, I ran into a unified cop
yeah I sent the pig to scare your ass, cause I couldn’t find patrol to clip dat pass
mad lulz at your face when he said I might press charges, man I ain’t gangster but these pants extra larges
caught me on the wrong day man I'm no preacher, but I drop expensive lessons like a college teacher
on the way to my car and I saw your honda pilot, took my pole and got even, that's my shit
you got pissed but I didn’t make ya late, and now your ass is happy droppin stacks on new paint.
dude tried to say I gut him off when I didn't, and walked over like 100 feet from his car to mine just to put his cig out on my hood. honestly if he had just called me out and yelled some shit I would have just said sorry and ignored the guy, but the line was crossed. I even had the guy parked next to me tell me he saw me pass the guy and there was nothing wrong with what I did. I told the cop that I had no intention of pressing charges and he said "well I'm gonna mention it anyways." I obviously lied to the cop about what I drove and when I was on my way to my car, I saw his and put a nice new pinstripe on it from the headlight to the taillight. justified?