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Worst things to see getting off the chair lift

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garrettwiz
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Me and my buddy were on the chair and right after getting off there was a Big ol' Moose on the trail. It started coming right at us then ended up charging at another guy then running into the woods. Not the best thing to see after hitting a bowl on the chair (in4 cool story bro). No pictures unfourtunatly ANyone else got any good stories?
Feb 18 2012 4:45PM
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JesusChrist.
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please dont beat me up
Feb 18 2012 4:47PM
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hoodratz47
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a used tampon on the ramp getting off. i mean come on!


Feb 18 2012 4:56PM
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TheHamburglar
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mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty
Feb 18 2012 4:58PM
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Anathema
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the chairlift stop about 10 yards shy of the lip, and you're contemplating jumping it, but the lifty is giving you a stern, condescending glare knowing exactly what youre thinking.

awkward moment for sure.

Feb 18 2012 5:00PM
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S.Ki
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Feb 18 2012 5:03PM
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Anathema
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holy fuck mooses are just anteater caribous
Feb 18 2012 5:05PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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people falling in front of you and just laying there like "LoL OmG I FeLL Of ThE ChAiR"
Feb 18 2012 5:05PM
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akarlsen
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THIS!
or people losing their poles...or skis
Feb 18 2012 5:07PM
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JesusChrist.
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some dumbass snowboarder chick fell off the lift and it was the type of lift where you can get off halfway up the ride, and i was going to the top but she fell getting off halfway and i had to like pull my skies up and do a tweaked safety so i didnt slice her face open with my edges as i went over her.

She looked up at me and we locked eyes and i gave her a death stare.
Feb 18 2012 5:11PM
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wreck.yoself
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this guy got caught on the handle on the side of the lift once, got dragged around and started going back down the other side of the lift and the lifty didn't even notice, the emergency stop is what saved him lol
Feb 18 2012 5:14PM
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Aidan-G
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And then you passionately made love right then and there. Later you realized she had a dick
Feb 18 2012 5:14PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I saw a black guy once. It was crazy.
Feb 18 2012 5:15PM
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Lolocaust.
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Ski Patrol or Mountain Security waiting for you.
A black man.
/thread.
Feb 18 2012 5:16PM
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LivingColour
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go on
Feb 18 2012 5:20PM
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Mr_Bump
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Feb 18 2012 5:20PM
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Aidan-G
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I believe that's all there is to it
Feb 18 2012 5:22PM
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p.hawks
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I was in a gondola (going from spruce to the main mountain at stowe if anyone knows it) and I saw two kids (like 1 and 3 years old probably) riding a sled. it was barely moving at the bottom of the base area, which is at the top a hill, and it started to go down. The hill is pretty steep, and they started going super fast, and there was a wall that was part of the hotel/parking garage/lift. somehow the sled hit a little bump and the two kids fell off but it looked like they were going to hit the wall going really fast
Feb 18 2012 5:35PM
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theabortionator
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cool story
Feb 18 2012 6:09PM
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Lolocaust.
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bro
Feb 18 2012 6:42PM
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FerrisBueller
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when youre sitting on the chairlift after burning and just your gloves and poles arent ready and the lift ends in 18 seconds...clutch speed put on and sucess by the time i get off clutch straight thug
Feb 18 2012 6:44PM
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Trawltopilot
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i heard starving mooses will trample and kill and eat humans and other animals . not bullshitting
Feb 18 2012 6:45PM
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Toasty.
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that feeling is a love/hate relationship
Feb 18 2012 6:56PM
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Larry.Lawnmower.
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Well this was pretty sad to see. A guest services worker had collapsed and everyone was rushing over to help her. Way too many people to see what went on but I think she had a heart attack. Luckily the next day I heard she was fine.

Oh and OP, moose are scary as fuck, I would have shit myself.
Feb 18 2012 7:35PM
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Olimar
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this one time, i was asked to fill out a survey about all the different services at the mountain and my over a
Feb 18 2012 9:17PM
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garrettwiz
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glad to hear she's all good. and yeah dude it eyed down my friends who were already unstrapped running up the hill away from the thing... silly snowboarders. and stowe posted pics of the same moose of facebook, pretty gnar
Feb 18 2012 9:24PM
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Olimar
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silly mobile new schoolers... if a mod sees this, just delete it.
Feb 18 2012 9:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Feb 18 2012 10:02PM
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