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If you won the lottery...

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Errl
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Let's say there's a lottery worth a crazy amount of money. You win. (I've decided 395 million will be the pot) What are you going to buy?

I would buy the nicest possible truck with every bell and whistle and Pollard around the country all season with a sled or two. Expand my quiver to cope with pretty much every type of condition ever. And lastly, all the sweet sweet sativa dominant ganja I can get my hands on. How about you?
Feb 16 2012 8:09AM
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Mike-O
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Pollard is a verb now?

Not that I mind.

Feb 16 2012 8:16AM
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Errl
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Yes. But I just remembered seeing a video with him and his truck and thought that maybe someone would know what I'm babbling about. :p
Feb 16 2012 8:20AM
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KravtZ
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assuming you get like 170 mil after tax and lump some.....put 50 mil in the bank. Invest 120 mil. Make relatively safe investment try to get like 4 percent back on my money a year. Make 5-6 mil a year on interest.
Buying a jeep grand cherokee laredo with leather.
Buying an audi r8 spyder v10

taking all my bros on a rediculous vacation to some sick exotic place
Feb 16 2012 8:22AM
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Errl
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That sounds pretty sweet. Would definitely go on stumbleupon and set that shit to nature photography. First place that blows my mind, go there.
Feb 16 2012 8:24AM
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unreal.shooter
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i would:

donate a bunch to charities
give some to my family (mainly to may big sis, so i can build a house for her to live in and so we can pay for people to look after her.)
then i would buy a yacht
by a chalet/ chalet chain in france or switzerland
then i would buy a heli skiing company in canada/ create a heli skiing company
and save the rest for when im old so can buy a bad ass house.

i would make more money from renting the chalet and form the heli skiing company.

trust me i have thought about this.
Feb 16 2012 8:25AM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
^very good ideas.

-PS, I feel bad for not even thinking about charities..
Feb 16 2012 8:27AM
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Blurst
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Too much money for me.
Feb 16 2012 9:09AM
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rareison
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Donate like 50 million, give a million to each of my family members and maybe a few friends, then buy all the skiing stuff I've ever wanted, A Subaru WRX, a Koenigsegg CCXR, New house in the mountains, any other items I've ever wanted, season pass to various mountains, buy assloads of Saga and Jiberish, go to COC or Windells every summer, travel the world to go skiing.
Feb 16 2012 9:46AM
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.RYAN66
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Like said early you get half of that after tax. So I would invest 100 mil in a safe bond. Then I would give some to family. Buy me a new truck a beautifull cummins engine, and a brand new 48 foot toy hauler with a sleeper in the front. Also throw in a sand rail. And my dune dream would come true.
Feb 16 2012 9:53AM
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rudager
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Being in Canada, I'd lose none to tax. Donate a bunch to charity and families and friends. Probably have a house in the alps with an Audi RS4 in the garage. Then probably build up my house and property in Golden, BC, have a Tundra in that garage, with a sled in the back and a husky. And I'd ski everyday with all my friends and family.
Feb 16 2012 9:59AM
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DcF93
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Buy a mountain...
Feb 16 2012 10:02AM
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Yinzer
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For the money you could buy mountain with you could probably just get season passes everywhere worth it. I invest a ton, save a bunch, set my family well off.

Lake house
Mountain house
House

The toys would be endless

Feb 16 2012 10:15AM
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jdilla
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if you won 395 million dollars, all you would buy is a decked out truck, a bunch of skis and a few sleds? you can do that with about 100 grand, probably less.

Feb 16 2012 10:22AM
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PJS.
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Everything.
Feb 16 2012 10:23AM
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rareison
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Also buy a sled, a quad, a Dodge Ram 3500 Mega Cab to match my dads, a nice boat with a tower, a cabin on the lake, a big piece of land, a bunch of rails and boxes, a groomer, a snow maker, and make a lil park.
Feb 16 2012 10:23AM
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c4t_l0ver
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in canada, no lotterey tax so all that would be mine.

give 10 mil to each of my parents
10 to my bro.

make the biggest, best ski shop ever.

make a rad ski camp.

get a huge ass house and buy a cat and snowmakers and have a full on andreas hatveit backyard.

buy all the ski gear i wanted.

put like 50mil in da bank

buy a heli ski company.

buy a fucking hummer h1 and put subs and a ski rack on it.

HOLD A SKI COMP,

invite list.

hornbeck
delorme,
ahmet
casabon
henrik
matt walker
bpaul
(any other steezy person)
and i would just want to see the most creative tricks, it will not be about doubles.
Feb 16 2012 10:26AM
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.RYAN66
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I would buy x games and get real judges and announcers.
Feb 16 2012 10:26AM
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GavinW
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first would be a ferrari and a new house. then i would go heli skiing all over the world and ski year round.
Feb 16 2012 10:31AM
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thisisastickup
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-banger pad up in the nice part of beverly hills
-10 cars. 911, 911 gt3, R32 skyline, mad 240s everywhere, a datsun 510, a ke70 corolla, and a balls out build on the forester.
-a garage with 3 lifts, every snapon tool you can buy, and space for the rest of my cars. and tis, and a stocked fridge. and sluts.
-whole god damn DPS quiver
-the PERFECT boots. I'd find the best boot fitter I could and hand him 5 gs and say make me happy motherfucker.
-a big diesel truck with a huge cab and a quality mountain sled
-tickets to lots of cool places around the world to go explore and take drugs at/in
-I'd find a way to rent collins and the entire area it services at alta on a deep deep day.
-a reeeeaaallllyyyy nice bong and a grip of bud. and one of those HUGE fucking grinders that you see at smoke shops but could never justify. the softball sized ones.

I could go on. This is like my ultimate dream. You can have anything with enough money.

Feb 16 2012 10:41AM
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Puzzled
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NSG?
Feb 16 2012 11:12AM
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nickppp100
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inb4 full tilts
Feb 16 2012 11:15AM
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fdgdsf
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i would make a hitman kill all of you and burn your bodys but keep your ears and wear them as a nechless.
Feb 16 2012 11:26AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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buy my friends whatever stupid stuff they want.

house in japan, endless pow!!
Feb 16 2012 11:35AM
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Emma_Watson
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i would buy a tomwallisch fora week.
Feb 16 2012 11:36AM
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Emma_Watson
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not trolling.
Feb 16 2012 11:36AM
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DUKES
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buy a bunch of townhomes in summit county and eagle county. rent them out. get a construction company to take away trees and set up an entire mountain just for park and have only certified park skiers (yes by registering for a pass) no gapers in the landings or going off lips for rails. then for me only build a cabin on top of a huge garage with vehicles such as: Aston Martin DB2, Aston Martin DB5, Aston Martin DB6, Aston Martin AMv8, Aston Martin V8 le mans, Aston Martin Vanquish S, Aston Martin DBS, Aston Martin DB9, Aston Martin V8 Vantage, Aston Martin V12 Vantage, Aston martin v12 Zagato, Aston Martin One-77, Ferrari 250 GTO, Ferrari 360 Challenge, Ferrari 430, Ferrari 430 Scuderia, Ferrari FF, Ferrari F40, Ferrari enzo, 1971 Nissan Skyline, R34, R35, Lancia Delta Integralle, Lancia Stratos, Subaru impreza 22b, Subaru impreza wrx xti 05, Honda NSX-R, Honda S2000 CR, etc





oh and male order bride...........s
Feb 16 2012 11:47AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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a 69 el camino, a subaru outback, and a house or condo at a mountain out west. the rest will go in the bank.
Feb 16 2012 11:53AM
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.R-Lohin
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I WOULD BUY ALL THE JIBERISH IN THE WORLD SO NONE OF YOU NS KIDS CAN HAVE IT EVER AGAIN HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH MUHAHAHAHAHAH
Feb 16 2012 11:58AM
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I.B
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Okay lets say 200 million after taxes.

100 million straight into the bank. As said before would earn 4-6 million per year on interest.

Would invest probs 5 million with the help of a good friend of mine.

so i have

95 million left over.

Two Houses, one in Park city or Whistler. Like a nice 2-3 million dollar house.

Then one in New Zealand or Austria. Again, a nice 2-3 million dollar home.

Furnishing for both houses. I could finally get a nice drive way/ pool/ urban set up in the back. MMMMM

You know the "jeep" mercades, well one of those, always wanted one.

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Then a 1970 Plymouth Superbird. ALWAYS fucking wanted one, ALWAYS. This is what "The King" is in Cars. Petty drove one. And there are like less than 800 in the world. And in yellow, always wanted it in yellow.

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Then a Lamborghini custom, blah blah blah.

A shit ton of ski gear, Finally a full quiver.

Season passes for resorts around the world.

After that, i think i'd be set. OH SHIT

EVERY JIBERISH PIECE THAT WOULD DROP.
Feb 16 2012 12:15PM
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SurfaceHoar
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Sorry, I'm already livin the dream.
Feb 16 2012 12:46PM
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line686
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the Black Medallion Ski pass. Among other things of course.
Feb 16 2012 12:53PM
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Mr.Gaga
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A lot of hookers and blow. A LOT
Feb 16 2012 12:53PM
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Vinci
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I'd buy myself a couple of clones... like in that movie "the island" with Ewan McGregor. So everytime I need a new ACL or shit, BAM!, getting a perfectly new one.

But seriously, I'd probably give most of it away to whatever I think would be a good idea to do. Murdering some people the world doesn't need, investing shitload in the environment and probably found myself a charity company you could actually trust.
Feb 16 2012 1:11PM
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Bock
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well i definitely wouldn't need that much money so I would probably give away 100 mil and keep maybe 25m, move out west, get a nice house for $700,000 and raise a family in the mountains. I'd say 25 is plenty to live comfortably and not have to worry about work or college for my kids. basically i would be living my dream without having to lift a finger.
Feb 16 2012 2:03PM
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skiRay
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armada, m3, twinturbo a lamborghini murchi sv, ski house, invest
Feb 16 2012 2:06PM
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chicken
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I would buy nice houses around the world. Whistler, Tofino, A few in europe, Indonesia, Central America, Australia etc. Then I would buy a nice superyacht with a heli pad and an Astar. That yacht would probably mostly chill around the pacific coast of north america so I could take it heli skiing. I would spend the rest of my days skiing, surfing and entertaining ladies.
Feb 16 2012 2:08PM
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That_One_Dude
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I would put half in the bank first off. I would also pay for all of my immediate families debts and future school loans. I would also become a large shareholder of a ski company and help run it for the sake of it being fun. Finally I would move to lake Tahoe California, build the house I've always wanted and buy a fully loaded jeep wrangler, subaru sti limited, and a toyota tundra.
Feb 16 2012 2:10PM
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stoned_sorcerer
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I would keep it a secret and ski every day for the rest of my life.
Feb 16 2012 2:12PM
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That_One_Dude
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Almost forgot, the Delorean from back to the future and the Marty Mcfly nike's
Feb 16 2012 2:18PM
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Capurnicus
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I'd give mad monies to adaptive skiing and then buy a bunch of fine art.
Feb 16 2012 2:30PM
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hollygrove
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Traveltraveltraveltraveltravel
Feb 16 2012 2:35PM
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TheTristanator
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go to randomass small railjams.... in my private jet.
Feb 16 2012 2:54PM
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swanson212
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Buy a stock 97 rx7 turbo mod the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck out of it. Join a drift circuit and ski and stuff.
Feb 16 2012 3:29PM
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k-fred
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being in canada mean you'll get 10x less money... here in canada the biggest ive seen was 60m and i saw 380m last year when i was on a trip there.

but ye lets say i get 300m id give some to charities like a good 100m, id give 50m to my parents and 10m to each of my sis and bro and then invest maybe 80% of the money left. id buy a house in califonia near mammoth, that's pretty much what i need to ski haha
Feb 16 2012 3:36PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Get the fuck out.

Toyota Prius hate if you want I don't give a shit.
Probably a lot to the poor and to WWF
A ski condo in Mammoth
A bunch of ski shit.
Invest some.
Feb 16 2012 3:43PM
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joris.blanc
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I would invest half of it so I can get even more in the future years.
Buy a big big house where all my family and friends could live and build a backyard Mega SuperPark Andreas Hatveit style (but in better).
Probably buy a lot of other little things but those two are the two main things I'd buy.
Feb 16 2012 3:56PM
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.squirrely.
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put some in ze bank
give some to me familia y amigos
donate some to ze poor
buy copius amounts of ski gear
i cant drive so no cars
buy a private mountain and build gaper traps
build dope parks on said mountain and get all ze pros to come for comps
whatever the fuck i want with the rest of it
Feb 16 2012 4:03PM
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BmoChop
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1) Buy my parents whatever the fuck they want (probably a jeep for my mom and a new boat for my dad)
2) buy a minivan and pimp the shit out of it, I fucking love minivans (obviously not looks wise but they're just badass cars)
3) Condo in Aspen
4) New boots
5) pow setup
6) new park skis
7) windells/COC with my friends all summer
8) new clothes.
9) Charity (brain cancer for a friend who died, and others)
10) take a trip to Africa to chill out with the little kids and try to do some good.
11) plane tickets for my brother to see his friend in Utah.
12)Invest.


I doubt that's even a million right there....fuck it'd be awesome to have that money.
Feb 16 2012 4:11PM
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extravert
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I don't need much, just a house in Alta and
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invest half of whatever's left and give the rest away
Feb 16 2012 4:11PM
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-emile-
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I'd buy my local ski hill and run it like it should be.

and probably make it a park only mountain
Feb 16 2012 4:16PM
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