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So i have a boot on my car

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zues
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I decided instead of paying my $400 of parking fines i will simply remove my tire and put on the spare.

yea thats going to be a big FUCK YOU to public safety when they realize their booted car is gone. i will then precede to Home Depot and rent a saw for an hour for about 40 bucks and cut the boot off. I will then place the boot back where my car was booted.

wish me luck


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Feb 15 2012 12:35AM
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1337
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hahahahahahh first

fucking do it, man!
Feb 15 2012 12:36AM
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DERS.
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good luck
Feb 15 2012 12:37AM
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BrewskiJr
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HAH. Have fun facing a HUGE fine and possible jail time.
Feb 15 2012 12:38AM
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Skinsummer
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Haha Yes!

Post Pictures please.
Feb 15 2012 12:40AM
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.AR6rider.
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It's 12:40AM. Too early to name dumbass of the day?
Feb 15 2012 12:40AM
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dique_cheeez
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props man!!!
Feb 15 2012 12:40AM
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navierSTOKED
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hahahaha!
Feb 15 2012 12:41AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Well there are a few flaws in your logic. The boot covers the hubcap and nuts so you won't be able to get to them in order to take them off. Example.

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unless they used some sort of really stupid boot that allows people access to the nuts but I don't know about that.

Also they have you're license plate and car info. So if you do manage to get it off they will be able to track you down and give you a much harsher punishment. Pay your parking tickets and get the boot off.
Feb 15 2012 12:41AM
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Funnel
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Hell yeah. They'll be right back for you most likely, but please keep us posted.
Feb 15 2012 12:41AM
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zues
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i'll keep you all updated.

i can access the nuts on the car, the boot is only clamped around my tire. I am waking up at 4 am to do it, under the cover of darkness. yes i will try my best to get some pics.
Feb 15 2012 12:49AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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dude, you're going to get fucked hard if you cut that thing off. believe me, i had thought about it once until i was told what the repercussions would be.
Feb 15 2012 12:51AM
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ski-swagga
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dude they have your plates. they'll find you even if you succeed at this.
Feb 15 2012 12:54AM
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yuck
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i, personally, am really excited to see how this turns out

you are probably going to jail though so you shouldnt be so excited.
Feb 15 2012 12:56AM
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Tonic
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my threads for when the next fine is placed on you for tampering with the boot.
Feb 15 2012 12:57AM
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NinetyFour
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Lol OP. someone post let's chat OP lawyer meme
Feb 15 2012 12:59AM
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MFM
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Do it!
Feb 15 2012 12:59AM
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@skiinmitch
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Hahaha. That sounds like a bad idea. Pics are needed
Feb 15 2012 1:01AM
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General_Ripper
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No you wont get in trouble if a stupid parking lot put that on your tire. If was put on from the city or town parking people then you will get fucked. Also if this is from a college parking person they may find a way to fuck you and make you do community service or something.

If this is in a private parking lot them do it give it back. Dont destroy it they may try to get you from destruction of property. They do happen to have your license plate
Feb 15 2012 1:01AM
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cubber
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doooo it nothing can ever possibly go wong
Feb 15 2012 1:02AM
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icon1234
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I mean I am pretty sure they recorded your plates when they put the boot on. So even if you get it off and you drive away,they will just find you again and either arrest you or just do it again.
Feb 15 2012 1:06AM
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yuck
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well he doesnt really specify who put the boot on the car...
Feb 15 2012 1:07AM
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hot.pocket
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threads for everything that could go wrong
Feb 15 2012 1:08AM
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rareison
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Threads for when you're getting raped in jail
Feb 15 2012 1:12AM
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EricaMN.
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Feb 15 2012 1:14AM
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Skiing.Nz
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Don't listen to everyone telling you not to do it. This is a foolproof plan.. nothing can go wrong with this. I think the people who put it on will think this is really funny actually.
Feb 15 2012 1:14AM
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Skiing.Nz
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Don't listen to everyone telling you not to do it. This is a foolproof plan.. nothing can go wrong with this. I think the people who put it on will think this is really funny actually.
Feb 15 2012 1:14AM
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rudager
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Watch "The city of New York vs. Homer Simpson", and just do what Homer does
Feb 15 2012 1:18AM
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S_Jenk
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Yes well that picture looks like it came out of the 80's, so the boots design could be widely different today.
Feb 15 2012 1:19AM
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Big5hifty
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classic. OP, you should just see how far you can get doing this.
Feb 15 2012 1:29AM
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BrewskiJr
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Nah ill make my own

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Feb 15 2012 1:41AM
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applejuice.
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threads.
Feb 15 2012 1:41AM
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Chunter
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Feb 15 2012 1:43AM
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dreadyboy
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Feb 15 2012 2:20AM
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collinder
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threads
Feb 15 2012 2:46AM
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thenightman
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Feb 15 2012 3:03AM
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hokkanee
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Holy shit threads.

This can't/won't end well
Feb 15 2012 3:04AM
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Piste.Off
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this is the best worst idea I have ever heard. please keep us updated
Feb 15 2012 3:20AM
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Mr.Turtle
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what could go wrong?
Feb 15 2012 3:30AM
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I_Am_Mod
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threads, i want to see this go down!
Feb 15 2012 4:52AM
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kungfusteeze
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hahah this is exactly what I though of reading the thread title.
Feb 15 2012 5:05AM
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kungfusteeze
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hahah this is exactly what I though of reading the thread title.
Feb 15 2012 5:06AM
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dex.
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how about you just pay the 400 dollars that you OWE
Feb 15 2012 5:08AM
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zues
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ok first i go to school in RI and i live in CT. so if they take my license plate i'll be far away.

secondly Public Safety at my private school put this on my car, not the police... (This is the same public safety who caught me selling $110 of alcohol to minors last week and just dumped it out. I didn't even get in trouble)

and thirdly i was able to successfully jack the car up and remove 4 of the 5 lug nuts but the fifth nut needs a key to take off. So i must locate this key today and then continue with the procedure tomorrow.

it looks like i'll be back out there again at 4 tomorrow getting it off and replacing it.

I'm a solid 50% there, 4 of the 5 nuts are off and then i just need to slide the tire off and put on the new one!
Feb 15 2012 5:15AM
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geteducated
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holy shit, cause if you didn't post this, i was about to! hahaha
Feb 15 2012 5:29AM
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Krizzle
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Threads.
Feb 15 2012 6:01AM
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mmmpoundcake
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im from RI too! which school you at??? would love to see the boot with your tire on the side of the road!

Keeping an eye out now!
Feb 15 2012 6:05AM
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Dan.P
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I really hope you get away with this. Also post up some pictures
Feb 15 2012 6:48AM
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SeanTom
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threadzin this isht.
Feb 15 2012 6:50AM
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rigzz
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threads.
Feb 15 2012 6:53AM
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abathinggrape
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threads do it!
Feb 15 2012 7:05AM
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