people dunno what the fCUKSKKs they're doing
if you're skiing like this.. there's a problem
stop hucking out. consider this a PSA from GBP. you'll get some funny shots but being able to throw yourself around on a pair of skis is just stupid.
there's too many injuries in skiing. the majority of these injuries are gapers. big mountain freesking is also one of the most dangerous aspects of our sport.
it's valentines day.
show some love
a week from today ya'll best be in new orleans celebrating mardi-gras
everyday you ski should be a fiesta
too many ppl are getting broke offfff
keep it safe
this sport is too damn fun for injuries to hold anyone back
rrrryday is a mothafuckin 420
look out for your friends. selena gomez is bomb. if ya wanna get that becky. make sure you pop on your backflips.
there's no problem with skiing drunk, driving drunk, going to work drunk, playing a concert drunk as fccccuk while you're rolling face.......
if you're on point
if you not on point you're looking at a dui, getting fired from your job, skiing into a tree......
noone wants to hear about you blacking out in the middle of the street
either stay above the influence
be on point
or get raped by a bz whose 240 lbs.
keep it safe
moral of the post is
learn to shifty every trick you have ever done in skiing
shifty backflip blunt
shifty switch backflip blunt
cork seven shifty japan
dub 12 shifty double japan
if you gonnna roll up a blunt. make sure you bring some gatorade to your safety meeting
... or a grip of forties
substances are life changing if they're used right
if you wanna get shots of ya homies murdering. get ahold of that white girl. Hannah Montana. and get the mofffffzzcuckckkin shot
learn a cork 9 blunt
grab the shit out of that cork 9 blunt
send that 9 to the very bottom of the jump
send it far past the landing
grab ya becky. hit up the shack..
get blunted. get bent. and teach your becky how to blflip.
once you getting rowdy. teach her how to throw a blunt in that backflip
find yourself a bz and teach her how to swag the fcccccuk out
that's the point of skiing