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Calling all NS poets!

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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
Chances are that they're aren't that many of you, but for anyone who can help, massive K will be rewarded.

Anyways, I need someone to write a sonnet (in iambic pentameter) about skiing. Anything works!

Thanks NS, this helps a ton!
Feb 12 2012 11:31PM
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ericdan
Posts: 215 - Karma: 27
I am a poet
Feb 12 2012 11:33PM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
and i will show it
and will not blow it
you know it
shit
Feb 12 2012 11:34PM
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ericdan
Posts: 215 - Karma: 27
I like poetry. I am not a tree. I like to ski. Werd
Feb 12 2012 11:37PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
You need to talk to Mike-O and read "The Eternal Flame". Shit changed my life.
Feb 12 2012 11:40PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Poetry is glorified half-ass writing that hipsters think is cool. I'd rather read a superbly detailed novel.
Feb 12 2012 11:42PM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
this so hard
mn represent
Feb 12 2012 11:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I HAVE A GUN
GET IN THE VAN.
Feb 12 2012 11:45PM
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
FUCKING SICK I'LL JUST TELL THAT TO MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
Feb 12 2012 11:48PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
Roses are yellow
This is my 1,000th post
I suck at poetry
Show me your tits
Feb 12 2012 11:50PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
haha made me lol....  honestly I could do it..  I have written some poetry that my teachers thought I stole off the internet.  Only thing is.. I'm feeing too lazy to try and remember what indamic panameter is.. lol
Feb 12 2012 11:54PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
do your own Homework.
Feb 12 2012 11:55PM
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
I would...except for that poetry is my weakness
Feb 12 2012 11:56PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
roses are red
violets are blue
lets cut to the chase
I want to stick my dick in your butthole
Feb 12 2012 11:56PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
k.
Feb 12 2012 11:57PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
we are not your homework army. who cares if its good or not. its for english. do u have to do it about skiing?
Feb 13 2012 12:00AM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
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Feb 13 2012 12:00AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I can poetry:
this sonnet is ironic
and is a haiku.

LOLOLOLOL
Feb 13 2012 12:01AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/659553/
Feb 13 2012 12:03AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
here's one to hand in for school...

My dick to suck
your mom can fuck
I got a job
her head to bob... 

too racy?
Feb 13 2012 12:07AM
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ericdan
Posts: 215 - Karma: 27
Roses are red, violets are fine, if I am the 6, will you be the 9? Mass karma earned for me?
Feb 13 2012 12:53AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796

I'm not a snowboarder, I just don't want, to live with them
What makes you think, they want to live with you,
See, it's them, they are bloody noobs,
I wonder why, they don't want to live with me
I'm not good enough for them

It must be they want to take away my mountain my park,
My rails my boxes, they are not only parkrats
They are just damned theives, snowboarding is all about theft
They would rob me of my place and equal space
I'm not a snowboarding, there are just too many of them

Next thing you know, they'll want to run the show
And tell me what to do, make laws and rules,
Sit in judgment, take a share of the cake.
snowboarding is an economic war, dressed in cultural bias
A crueler form, of personal nature, adding insult to injury.

FUck Yo Couch N*G(A
Feb 13 2012 1:10AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
lol
Feb 13 2012 4:51PM
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