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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
I lied to my parents about being sad that my gf dumped me. Fucking good riddence to the sloot, but i just wanted thm to buy me some shit
Feb 9 2012 5:25PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
u self centered whore
Feb 9 2012 5:25PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Sick.
Feb 9 2012 5:26PM
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skitheWest.
Posts: 2304 - Karma: 1,276
inb4 cool story bro
Feb 9 2012 5:26PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
lied to my parents that i was following all classes on college and earned every point i could get, at the end of the year i had 4 ofthe 65 points :( got kicked from college, parents forgive me, did it again... now im working fulltime for an 6$ an hour job.... why didnt i just follow those classes?
Feb 9 2012 5:29PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I lied in gym class today. I was hit with a dodgeball and I claimed it didn't touch me. Dumb shits believed it. BADASS
Feb 9 2012 5:31PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
:(
Feb 9 2012 5:32PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
i told my parents i got 70 percent, but i actually got 67.5.
Feb 9 2012 5:52PM
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vinny0
Posts: 45 - Karma: 53
I told her I was wearing a condom.
Feb 9 2012 5:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
while I laughed, hopefully you know thats considered rape
Feb 9 2012 5:54PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
"awh man, woke up with a fever, so cant come to today's lecture"
Feb 9 2012 6:00PM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Your parents buy you things when you break up with girlfriends? Have them adopt me if you will hahah
Feb 9 2012 6:01PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
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Feb 9 2012 6:16PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
exactly
Feb 9 2012 6:18PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Lmao...is this really rape? Fucking sex laws are so lame. "Oh you cant sleep with a 13 year old just cuz your 18" fucking Merica......
Feb 9 2012 6:19PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
lost. Lost hard.
Feb 9 2012 6:19PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Latest lie would be that this thread is very interesting and is beneficial to the progress of the Newschoolers community.
Feb 9 2012 6:20PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Met this chick. Turns out she knows of a chick I know pretty well. Chick said chick seems nice and asks if chick was, I said yeah the chick's cool. Chicks actually a bitch.
Feb 9 2012 6:22PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I told this girl that it was her that shit the bed
Feb 9 2012 6:22PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I don't have herpes, trust me girl.
Feb 9 2012 6:26PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
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Feb 9 2012 6:26PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
im volunteering at this high school and i told the teacher whos class i was working in i had a job interview and had to leave early but really i was just tired
Feb 9 2012 6:40PM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
That I was studying. I wasn't.
Feb 9 2012 6:48PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Hahaha I was on ns sitting in my car in a parking lot and my future mother in law called me twice in a row and I ignored both calls bc I was to busy in nsg finally she honks her horn and yells out think window to me hey are u ducking my calls? So I lied and said I was emailing a teacher about an incorrect grade. Haaha
Feb 9 2012 7:14PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
vibes and good luck man

Feb 9 2012 8:02PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
"nice to meet you"
Feb 9 2012 8:05PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
That my back was fine. I could barely walk.
Feb 9 2012 8:07PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
I lied that I was doing my work during study hall... That is all.
Feb 9 2012 8:08PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
"Yeah, I'm fine, just tired, it's nothing"
Feb 9 2012 8:09PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Because your parents are rich and you have no idea of the worth of a dollar.
Feb 9 2012 8:18PM
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