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Life's Greatest Question

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DurrrLapz
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Best question of all time and still a mystery to this day:

What Is Victoria's Secret?
Feb 7 2012 12:11AM
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Aidan-G
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Her tits
Feb 7 2012 12:14AM
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forrest-cole
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ASS
Feb 7 2012 12:17AM
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Haellgren
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BAM. Instant Sexism.
Feb 7 2012 12:22AM
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Logey.
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My question is definitly what caused the universe. If you say the big bang then what caused that, if you say gasses caused the big bang, where did those gasses come from? What was before the first thing? Was it black or white?
Feb 7 2012 12:22AM
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@skiinmitch
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The Victoria of Victoria's Secret likely refers to the British queen. Ipso facto, one can conclude the aforementioned "secret" is merely part of a clever branding strategy, alluding to the titillating possibility that the prudish monarch (who at one point during her reign went into seclusion for 25 years) liked to wear sexy lingerie like the stretch lace Miracle Bra. Lucky Prince Albert.

But despite what some would say was a cultivated aura of Anglicism, Victoria's Secret started in the early 70s as a small lingerie shop in San Francisco. The store was decorated, according to Les Wexner, CEO of Victoria's parent company, like a Victorian brothel, complete with red leather sofas.

Not so secret, perhaps, is that over the years, the company has been the subject of various protests and accusations. Some claim it promotes hyper-sexualized images of women. And in 2003, the Supreme Court ruled that a small Kentucky sex shop called "Victor's Little Secret" did not infringe on the company's trademark.
Feb 7 2012 12:23AM
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@skiinmitch
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this thread should become a Victoria secret model appreciation thread

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Feb 7 2012 12:24AM
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bjobe
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I heard that victorias secret was he was a guy.............. but not sure

Feb 7 2012 12:26AM
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bardissono
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I agree
Feb 7 2012 12:26AM
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[hamnuts]
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God please stop with the Victoria's Secret models. I just read an article about their pre-show diets. Those women don't even eat solid food for like 2 weeks before the show and train 2 times a day to look like that. So sexy isn't it.
Feb 7 2012 12:28AM
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BrewskiJr
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The things i would do to everyone on this stage...

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Feb 7 2012 12:29AM
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Steve-Brown
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well.....that's not the exact answer....
but ass.
Feb 7 2012 12:30AM
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Davy.Crockett
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more like who is victoria and what is her secret
Feb 7 2012 12:33AM
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WestWoods
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Shes a lesbian nympho...




Feb 7 2012 12:36AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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That "Victoria" is actually Victor, and he has a huge black cock and fucks all the models.
Feb 7 2012 4:50AM
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Gmart
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i heard she has TheClap.
Feb 7 2012 9:24AM
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yuck
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hahaha i lol'd
Feb 7 2012 10:55AM
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Kazabazua
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They look pretty healthy to me. Training? Definitely. No solid meal for 2 weeks? I think thats pushing it.
Feb 7 2012 11:14AM
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PhaedeD
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i like girls with a little meat on their bones, skin and bones is a little nasty. im right there with you megzzz.
Feb 7 2012 11:17AM
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DurrrLapz
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THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL VICTORIAS SECRET MODEL APPRECIATION THREAD
Feb 7 2012 1:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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theres nothing hotter than an eating disorder
Feb 7 2012 1:02PM
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feihlination
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they get paid well enough for it. and the whole "role model" thing is bullshit. obviously not anybody in TV is a role model. whoever is not realizing that has enough issues in life already besides starving to death.
Feb 7 2012 1:14PM
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DurrrLapz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 66
Keep them models coming
Feb 7 2012 8:15PM
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