When I was 5 years old, my mom told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I
wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told
them they didn’t understand life.” – John Lennon
"i friend took two marijuanas at a party and over dosed, then he turned gay and caught AIDS " - *TACO-DOG*
skier12 was my password for years, i can still type it like lightning. now im all covert and shit
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once and a while, you could miss it.
"Mom, today i saw Henrik at snowmass!" "No son, that was just FerrisBuller" - Pool.$
To me, style is the ability communicate a thought, feeling or idea through the physical gesture of skiing or in a difficult trick to make it appear styley and seemingly simple.
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No means yes, and yes means anal. Get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
kelly, this is where we differ. see you're about the drugs, im all about just smackin the bitch in the face with a baseball bat and dragging her up the stairs. in the end, its cheaper, and does about the same amount of damage to her body. -asian_allen$
"As I was unable to make it out west I fully expect you to let me live through you while you're there. I expect doubles by next week. I also expect success or life altering injury. And remember, this is just because I love you." -Kyle
I spilled some of my cereal on my girls bed one time, I shit you not, she cried over spilled milk. -Armanzoid
This is fucking stupid, no one cares you got your feelings hurt, go cut your wrists somewhere else. - Balto
Alright shunew first your your gonna stop bitching then go to your fucking room and start brainstorming ways to become less of a shunew cause you sound like the biggest fucking shunew iv ever met. - LevelFour
when i was like 10, my runescape password was Fartfire69, didnt event know what 69 meant, just chose random numbers
Snarf Snarf, What are we going to do, Snarf Snarf
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap