"hey buddy u get scratched more then a mosquito bite"
"hey buddy my right nut dangles better then u"
"hey goalie u should switch to geico so u can save more"
"your like the titanic, good till u hit the ice"
Used towards the duster that has no hands. "it must be hard to eat with no hands"
I've seen better hands on a digital clock
If a player has a full visor on his helmet "buddy roll down your window I can't hear what your saying"
I've seen more ice in my drink then you have all year
hey buddy, you play like a tampon.. once a period
buddy get out of here i am allergic to dust
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