"And Bobby Brown with an amazing run stomping the triple cork and a perfect score. Truly an awesome spectacle, Right Sal?" "Sure Mike, But Shaun white is over at the superpipe making snowmen." - Theron
yeah bacon is pretty cool i guess... nah its awesome.
"As I was unable to make it out west I fully expect you to let me live through you while you're there. I expect doubles by next week. I also expect success or life altering injury. And remember, this is just because I love you." -Kyle
I spilled some of my cereal on my girls bed one time, I shit you not, she cried over spilled milk. -Armanzoid
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
If anyone in this thread has yet to try one of these you are missing out. They are so delicious
"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon
"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555
dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown
you've gotta try the mo's chocolate chip bacon pancakes. they're absolutely fucking incredible. the mix is from vosges also, it just has bits of the bacon bar as chocolate chips with a little extra bacon