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El.Guapo
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So im on the worst date ever. Going on my phone so entertain me so i dont kill myself
Jan 28 2012 12:45AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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...and I got dumped for caring to much. Women logic.
Jan 28 2012 12:47AM
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Aidan-G
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Jan 28 2012 12:47AM
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why
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Run. Just get up and run, fast and hard.
Jan 28 2012 12:49AM
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.AR6rider.
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Aren't you the same guy who ditched his girlfriend to play Skyrim? You fail. You fail so much.
Jan 28 2012 12:50AM
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[hamnuts]
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Make up some bullshit excuse as to why you have to leave. The "my grandma is in the hospital" one works every time..

but... I think you should just dump your girlfriend. Two threads in one day about how bad a relationship is a little over the top, don't you think?

Jan 28 2012 12:53AM
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[hamnuts]
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Make up some bullshit excuse as to why you have to leave. The "my grandma is in the hospital" one works every time..

but... I think you should just dump your girlfriend. Two threads in one day about how bad a relationship is a little over the top, don't you think?

Jan 28 2012 12:53AM
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JIBpsy^^
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tell her you have gonnhorea then get up and leave.
Jan 28 2012 1:00AM
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Spinoza
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at least you have a date.   f off
Jan 28 2012 1:00AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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scream "SPONTANEOUS GONNHOREA" as loud as you can, then just leg it the fuck out of there.
Jan 28 2012 1:02AM
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El.Guapo
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i broke up with her....
Jan 28 2012 1:03AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Did she bone that guy last night after the movie they went to?
Jan 28 2012 1:05AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Well, now you will have more time for the things that matter in life, like talking to people you will never meet on the internet
Jan 28 2012 1:05AM
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El.Guapo
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there is no better feeling than breaking off a shitty relationship. i ended up seeing a movie with her to make up for the twilight thing. the hole time i was on newschoolers or thinking about all the ways i could commit suicide.....
Jan 28 2012 1:06AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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http://datecraft.com/
Jan 28 2012 1:07AM
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El.Guapo
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this sums it up
Jan 28 2012 1:09AM
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[hamnuts]
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WOOOOH FINALLLLY +k
Jan 28 2012 1:35AM
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Aidan-G
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Greatest thing I've heard all night
Jan 28 2012 1:37AM
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PON3
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This should help. Show her this picture so you two have something to talk about
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Jan 28 2012 1:38AM
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El.Guapo
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^^^ i already sent her a link to the hot girl thread
Jan 28 2012 1:48AM
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p-fo
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Lol Lacey girls. So trashy.
Jan 28 2012 1:58AM
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El.Guapo
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all abou dem yelm girls...
Jan 28 2012 2:00AM
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p-fo
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Really? South county looks good to you? It must be worse than I thought over there. Oly is where it's at man. Oly and THS. We got all the prime ass.
Jan 28 2012 2:02AM
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El.Guapo
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i was kidding! timberline and thurston bro!
Jan 28 2012 2:03AM
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.AR6rider.
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Since when do 12 year olds go on dates? Did you guys get ice cream and play legos?
Jan 28 2012 2:05AM
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El.Guapo
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we just took the play out of playdate
Jan 28 2012 2:11AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm not sure whether I should laugh or just feel sorry for you. That was one of the dumbest replies I've ever seen.
Jan 28 2012 2:14AM
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El.Guapo
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probably a little of both. im really drunk so i probably sound like a fag
Jan 28 2012 2:23AM
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.AR6rider.
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How does a 12 year old go about acquiring alcohol?
Jan 28 2012 2:30AM
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Puzzled
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do want
Jan 28 2012 2:33AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Jan 28 2012 2:37AM
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NWbyNW
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thank you...
Jan 28 2012 3:55AM
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Aidan-G
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Why the ellipses?
Jan 28 2012 3:58AM
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NWbyNW
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elipsis? no reason at all.
Jan 28 2012 4:11AM
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