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steeziemaster
Posts: 220 - Karma: 10
Chicks always try to say that getting hit in the boob hurts just as bad as getting hit in the nuts. What the hell are they thinking. You don't see chicks rolling around on the ground when they get slapped in the boobs.
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Sep 17 2004 1:41PM
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Irotate360
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try this on for size. when your skiing take your pole and put the handle near your nuts then at an angle put the other end into the snow while goin full speed. gaureteed to make you sing the high notes.




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Sep 18 2004 11:12PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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yeah well the bike seat thing doesn't only hurt guys. i was riding my bike when i was like in third grade and i went off the curb and i didn't sit up off my seat and i heard a serious crunch. it was the sickest thing ever.



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Sep 18 2004 11:26PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
oh yeah and getting hit in the boob does hurt!my friend once kicked me and stepped on my boobs cuz she was mad at me. it was so painful. i would have ripped hers off but she doesn't have any so i kicked her pussy and made her cry. hehehe



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Sep 18 2004 11:30PM
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Schoening
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ok when i was in the locker room in 8th grade my friend came up to me and kicked me in the nuts for no reason. i threw up like 5 minutes later then last friday i was playing basketball and this kid did a fade a way whatever you call that shit and lifted his foot up when he jumped and nailed me right in the balls. it sucked




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Sep 18 2004 11:30PM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
Ha, I once bent my skiing pole when the pole got stuck in the middle of the skis and I was speeding to the park.

I was once frightened for my life, when I failed to jump some stairs with a bike. My feet fell off of the pedals and I was sitting on the thingie that keeps the bike... you know... 'complete' (I can't remember the word right now) then I hit a wall, and the backwheel jumped like a meter high and my crotch felt agony.¨

Ahh, fuck this. I can't spell a rat's ass




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Sep 19 2004 7:27AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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boobies dont hurt as much as balls


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Sep 19 2004 7:39AM
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soup
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its wierd how all girls are like 'owwww my tit!' i asked them y it hurt so much and they explained cause their tits are so sensitive.

i know this kid who was biking, ripped his nut sack open on his stem of his bike, went to the hospital, got it stithed up, tehn it got infected. i havent talked to him since.
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Sep 19 2004 7:57AM
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skiierman
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^ I never told my parents about ripping mine, I took a bandade and used that to 'stitch' it up. Turned out really well, aside from a few hairs missing on my balls, you cant even see the scar no more.



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Sep 19 2004 8:51AM
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kuoppis
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thanks for the info
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Sep 19 2004 9:19AM
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TheWorst
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the worst time my nuts ever hurt was prolly when my brother wipped a tennis ball or when i was playin hockey this one time and a huge guy on the other team took his hardest slap shot and i had to save it with my sac... OUCH
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Sep 19 2004 9:21AM
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twix_182
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i got a realative that was clnmbing a tree, feel down and the twig sticking up in the tree went through his sac and ripped it all the way open and he kept falling, yup, is balls came out too.


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Sep 19 2004 10:06AM
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homestead
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^shit

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Sep 19 2004 10:09AM
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TheWorst
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there was this kid at my old school that thought he was the shit... one day when he was jumping over a fence his pants and sac got caught and ripped one of his nuts out.
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Sep 19 2004 12:25PM
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proZach
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hahha. what a jerk. im yet to explain penis stories to you because i ahve none.



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Sep 19 2004 1:31PM
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