getting hit in the nuts

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preach it brotha
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Sep 17 2004 1:43PM

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yea hoes dont know the true pain of getting hit in the twig and berries
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Sep 17 2004 1:44PM

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Boobs are nice.

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Sep 17 2004 2:54PM

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i concur

Sep 17 2004 3:04PM

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its more of a pleasure for chicks to get hit in the boobs...they take it as a sign of affection

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Sep 17 2004 3:09PM

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^lol.. really?
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it sure as hell is.

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Sep 17 2004 3:40PM

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haha now dirtydrummer is gonna go around slapping girlys tits, way to go fellas

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Sep 17 2004 3:49PM

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hahaha maybe not slapping, but caressing i guess.

imagine a girl caressing your balls. doesnt that seem a lot better than hitting your balls?
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Sep 17 2004 3:51PM

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ok dont imagine actually. have a ho caress em and have her kick u in the nuts. see which is better.
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Sep 17 2004 3:51PM

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^wow, that post made sooo much sense, and was soooo fuckin insightful!!! you win the bitch award, congratulations dumbfuck
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Sep 17 2004 3:54PM

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Yea it was insightful, obviously u morons think girls like to get slapped. wtf is up with u kids. unless the chick is into bondage or somethin shes not gonna want to b slapped. fuckin idiot
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Sep 17 2004 3:55PM

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it hurts baaaad, but i knew one girl who got punched real hard in the boob and cryed for like a half hour and said she woke up sore the next day. Only a transvestite could tell

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'cryed for like a half hour and said she woke up sore the next day'. Boo hoo hoo... girls cry for getting dumped, so half an hour is really short.

Plus getting hit in the nuts (I'm talking for me, it's actually different for everyone) made me feel like my whole body was vomiting itself, and that the shock wave had sent my testicles swimming besides my pancreas. Then when I fell to the floor I was 100% sure they where gone from my sack and panickly groped for them. When I felt them I wasn't relieved because my sack was only big enough to contain them, it had reduced to a miniature size and I was afraid it'd be like that for the rest of my life. Then my whole sack felt like it was on fire for an hour, and I lay in front of the toilet almost vomiting. I felt pure pain.

5% of guys aren't really affected by getting hit in the nuts, and some dudes feel it more than others, I think I'm one of the worst.
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Sep 17 2004 4:03PM

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i got kicked in the nuts in soccer. i threw up.

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Sep 17 2004 4:08PM

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i did too but it was someone taking a shot in lacrosse

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Sep 17 2004 4:14PM

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lol im brazilian, i used to play soccer all the time. gettin hit in the nuts is like a natural thing lol. i just got used to it and learned not to b a pussy and cry over it, thats all.
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Sep 17 2004 4:15PM

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i took a lacrosse shot once too, it sucked a lot
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Sep 17 2004 4:16PM

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you cant build up a tolerance for that.

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Sep 17 2004 4:17PM

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dude, we do know girls dont like to be hurt, quit acting like we're stupid, a'ight? get a personality
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Sep 17 2004 4:20PM

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what's up with aggro punk, he's mad at the world or something

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Sep 17 2004 6:14PM

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my little brother got me on the back swing with a wiffle ball bat by accident, i just collapsed. i was also playin lax with some friends and i took a bouncer to the underside of the nuts, that one hurt too

Sep 17 2004 6:17PM

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getting hit in the nuts by a shot in lax is insane. i know a some1 who wasnt wearing a cup and was playing right in front of the crease, didnt see the shot coming, and got hit square in the nuts. he is now the proud team sponser of 'THE DUKE'(the biggest cup u'll ever see)

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Sep 17 2004 6:22PM

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I was skiing and my pole went between my legs. I was going fast too is hurt so god damn much.

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Sep 17 2004 6:23PM

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yeah man, i girl i know was trying to argue that being hit in the boob hurts as much as being hit in the nuts. and shes flat chested too

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Sep 17 2004 6:29PM

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if it hurts them soooo bad why do the chicks on the soccer teams alway get hit there and dont complain

Sep 17 2004 6:32PM

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u dont build up tolerance lol

u just learn to brace for the hit and breathe right and shit.

of course if it happens really randomly its gonna hurt...
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Sep 17 2004 8:07PM

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i got real trashed and my friend was hitting me in the balls all night long, im still pissed at her for that. i dont think ill be having children.

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yeah, IM MAD AT THE WORLD!!!! I HATE LIFE, ESPECIALLY YOURS YOU DICKS, EVERYONE OF YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK!!! naw just kidding, im just wondering why you act like we're retards, cause were not as stupid as you may think. no hard feelings man
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Sep 17 2004 8:10PM

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when i was little and my brother was like 16 he used to beat me up so i would kick him in the nuts cuz i couldn't do anything else cuz i was a weak baby and he would get so hurt he would almsot cry and tell mommy.

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Sep 17 2004 8:24PM

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i have a theory that getting kicked in the nuts is as painful as child birth, but it doesnt last as long.
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Sep 17 2004 8:28PM

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Sep 17 2004 8:30PM

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actually, you wanna feel what would probably feel more like pregnancy? let me rip your asshole wide open a foot, and pull an 8 pound 6 oz dump out. hehehe
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Sep 17 2004 8:30PM

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^is that a promise?
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Sep 17 2004 8:31PM

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oh yeah, but some kid let us kick him in the nuts for 5 bucks today so he could by ciggarettes. it was awesome.

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^^how much you willing to pay?
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Sep 17 2004 8:33PM

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i've only been nutted really once:

climbing down from my top-bunk at Windells 6:30 in the morning, I screamed out and fell to the floor and lay there, my eyes were all black and blurry and I thew up in my moulth. everyone just laughed and told me to shut up.

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id pay 5 bucks to kick a kid in the nuts, wouldnt u?

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This one time, some little kid kid let me pay him 5 bucks to kick him in the nuts, so i did. then my friend payed him 5 bucks to do it, so he turned around and spread his legs for him. i snuck behind him and punted him in the nuts. i lifted him like 2 feet off the ground. it was funny.
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haha ya that kyle kid. i wasnt there but i heard it was great fun. i wanna see garth kick him
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this one time i got sacked by a fat girl in jr seccondary school and i just collapsed on the ground gasping for air... it felt like some one stabbed me in the testicals and twisted teh knife around... and anothertime thes kids bet me that i couldent fit between out lockers and this pole and half way through they grabbed my leggs and pulled them as hard as they could and there were to big guys too.. i think steve was their... it reallyt suckd tho man it was like near the begining of lunch and at the end of lunch in my next class i could still fell it and man there was some mad nervouse twitching after that too

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Sep 18 2004 12:36AM

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pretty sweet for my first post
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nuts hurt more

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holy crap! did your testies roll out, that happend to some hockley goaly. But any way does anyone knoe here that soccer pic is that is of the guys face in the other guys croch?

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