So today I went to the mall to get some food, while there with some other buddies, we walked passed the store Spencers, I remember someone saying that they sold all kinds of dildos, in humor and curiosity, I decided, "Im gonna buy a fleshlight!!!" so first off the awkward walk to the back to even look at these devices of sexual deviance almost kept me from going on. yet I get there and im in a frantic search for this thing, when all the sudden smokin hot (in a weird hipster kind of way) woman asks me for my idea. So after a few awkward moments of realizing I don't have it, I get frustrated screaming "I JUST WANT A POCKETPUSSY!!!!!" and then left in a flustered bewilderment.
* Has anything happened to you guys like this..* ps, who doesn't carry a fleshlight like really?