My toothbrush vibrates every 30 seconds and than stops for like 2seconds after 2minutes is up. Ballin' toothbrush no biggie.
there are much better things to do with your life than spend it ruining others. -wh@t
Skiing is an art form, an escape from all things bad, skiing is perfect, skiing is my obsession.
Love is the amazing shivers you get when you're silently slipping through trees on a powder day, that overwhelming feeling of contentment where your heart beats a little faster and louder. That unmistakable grin of happiness that you can't shake off. It's unconditional, it's unbeatable, it's compassion and it's adventure.
do it while masturbating. i doubt you beat off for less than 2 minutes, and probably do it every night. it's a great way to stay on top of brushing your teeth, and semen makes a great mouthwash when you're finished.