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How to get out of giving someone a ride?

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skiingperson1
Posts: 670 - Karma: 145
I'm giving someone I know a ride up to the nearest ski resort. She then asked if she could bring her friend who i do not like. I have plenty room in my car i just dont want to give that person a ride. I don't want to be mean so what should i say? k+ for good answers.
Jan 22 2012 1:05AM
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bayarea8
Posts: 274 - Karma: 68
hav a threesome
Jan 22 2012 1:06AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
tell her that you're not a huge fan of the person she proposed to bring along?
Jan 22 2012 1:08AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Say something came up and you can't give either of them a ride cause you're not going. Then hope you don't run into them. Wear different outerwear.....I feel like you could come up with a very elaborate plan. It could be awesome.
Jan 22 2012 1:08AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
tell them you don't like the person and won't do it unless they don't come. Or say your gonna go really late or have to take family along or some bs
Jan 22 2012 1:13AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
This. Or say you're sick
Jan 22 2012 1:15AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
Tell your friend her friend can't come, and that she wouldn't understand why because woman logic forbids her from understanding.
Jan 22 2012 1:16AM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
'I do not like that girl, i do not want her to come"
Jan 22 2012 1:18AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
just drive them? does it really matter? you can just play music.
Jan 22 2012 1:18AM
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squawshredder
Posts: 129 - Karma: 15
pick up the one you like first. then when you go to get the other one, just run her over. nobody would expect you to drive around a dead person....
Jan 22 2012 1:24AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Just give them both a ride. It's not the end of the world. The person you don't like will most likely end up sitting in the back, and if you just play some music you probably won't even have to talk to them. It's just a car ride, I wouldn't worry too much about it, especially if you have the room. your friend will appreciate it.
Jan 22 2012 1:40AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Something tells me you're not old enough to drive.
Jan 22 2012 1:42AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Show them the Berrics video of the guy whose friend shot him after the main character gives his friend a ride in Detroit. They'll instantly know why you won't give her a ride.
Jan 22 2012 1:46AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
Just ask for gas money if you are driving them. its not the end of the world. you might be able to get some free food/gas out of it.
Jan 22 2012 2:21AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
"I can't drive your friend because that would make the road head awkward"
Jan 22 2012 6:06PM
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CatDaddy
Posts: 591 - Karma: 18
depends how old you are, i always say my parents wont let me have more than __ people in the car
Jan 22 2012 6:13PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
something tells me that this will probably remain the single best proposition in this entire thread. I refuse to question your ability to drive legally.
Jan 22 2012 6:20PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
remove backseat of car....

if her obnoxious friend wants to come too he/she'll have to crawl into the skibox for the ride -> Win-win situation !

+who needs a backseat anyways?
By removing the backseat you're making a bold statement for when you'd hook up with the chick, you're basically saying there's no spot for kids in your life, so in the case you hit it off good, thats one less thing to worry about ....
Jan 22 2012 6:32PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

Click for larger image.

That's actually bulletproof.
Jan 22 2012 6:35PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Say other friends are coming and your car is full. Then when questioned about it later say your friends bailed and you didn't think the other girl would be able to come on such short notice
Jan 22 2012 6:38PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
weight reduction too! plan is genius!
Jan 22 2012 6:39PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
this
Jan 22 2012 6:40PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
I think it was the reference to "pump up jam"
Jan 22 2012 6:45PM
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
Quoting for emphasis.
Jan 22 2012 6:45PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Mike-o, i want you to know...
you have 10/10 from me for constantly contributing solid and hilarious posts on NS. I think i'm your biggest fan. You make me lol. lots.

OP tell the bitch she can walk.
Jan 22 2012 6:46PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,074
tell her you wont take her friend unless.

she gives you head as compensation.
Jan 22 2012 6:56PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
she is obviously nervous around you.
Jan 22 2012 6:57PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
just drive her up and ask for gas money....just dont talk and dont be an asshole to her. I always drive people i don't like from school just because of gas money i just chill and listen to music
Jan 22 2012 7:10PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
Have her partake in a quiz of information that is blatantly obvious and logical.

1) How does one get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta?
Answer-Ski patrol blew it up.

2) How heavy is this pan?
Answer-You have no idea how heavy it is

3) When will Jiblife be complete?
Answer-never

4) Who possess the most Jiberish?
Answer-A 12 year old

5) Who hates everyone on NS and eats children?
Answer-Eheath

If she answers incorrectly to any one of these questions you will tell her she is not eligible to ride to the ski hill. But first you must insert your apparatus into her anus and urinate in it. Anyone, feel free to add questions or make corrections.

Or just say no.
Jan 22 2012 7:12PM
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Cleftpenis18
Posts: 15 - Karma: 85
Have multiple abortions, fill up the rest of the seats with unwanted fetuses. Thats what i do
Jan 22 2012 7:22PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
Threesome or no car ride.
Jan 22 2012 8:29PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Totally off subject but... I just staired at your icon for a solid minute and a half and got hypnotized lol
Jan 22 2012 8:33PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
this.

if you make up some bullshit excuse you are the shittiest person in the world.
Jan 22 2012 8:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Hahaha I get that frequently.
Jan 22 2012 8:38PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
this brings up a valid question. I am going to be getting my license soon and after the six months of legally not having anyone else in the car what excuse can i use to not give people rides that isnt straight up i dont like you. No.
Jan 22 2012 9:35PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Fucking suck it up and deal with it?
Jan 22 2012 9:35PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Haha, well that's nice to hear!
Jan 23 2012 9:41AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
hahahahahahaha
Jan 23 2012 9:55AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
This.  And ask for gas money.
Jan 23 2012 12:22PM
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sleazyd
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
haha i know what you're trying to do. you like this girl and want "alone" time but shes shy and/or creeped out and wants a friend there to make sure you keep your gentleman sausage to yourself...quite the pickle my friend, quite the pickle indeed. I'd bring the friend, but use sly, backhanded compliments so she gets the hint she's intruding. it should work.
Jan 23 2012 2:44PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Construct a poem...

I do not want her in my car
I would not do her at the bar
I do not like her here or there
I do not like her anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like her Sam-I-Am.

Jan 23 2012 2:49PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
either give the ride or tell her you dont want to, she'll live
Jan 23 2012 2:51PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36688 - Karma: 110,633
Just put down the seats in the back and say that they are broken and cannot retract up thus causing said friend to find another ride.
Jan 23 2012 2:53PM
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