So Yesterday(Friday) My 2 friends and I were chilling around different parts of dc and were walking from one metro stop to the other, because they were pretty close, to meet up with some girls from our school. By the way were are all 16 right now.
Well to get to the next metro stop we have to walk through this neighborhood to reach the next main street which we can then follow straight up to meet with these girls.
Well as were are just turning down this residential street I see a Baby Blue Chevy Impala in the road pointing the other direction and i say to my friend, "Who the hell drives a baby blue car? He is probably a pedophile." and my friend agrees its weird. Well we keep walking and its anly abour 4 blocks to the next main street and as we reach the last half block the baby blue impala which was facing the other way pulls up next to use in the street(we are on the side walk) and the guy opens his door and says:
"Do you guys want a ride?"
We all stop walking and stare at eachother think "Wtf what should we say" and im thinking like this guy is sorta sketchy. Well My freind we will call him G gets a hold of his senses before we do and answers "No thanks were just going to van ness its not to much farther". The guy in the car which btw looks like mid 50's or 60 and is mostly bald says he is going that way anyways eventhough its about only 8 blocks away.
Well we say no and keep walking. Now he follows along side us in the street going very very slow for this busy raod since we are just walking. Then after about a block he pulls up ahead of us stops and leans across to open the passenger door and asks if we want a ride again.
We once again decline and im like well now for sure hes not just being a nice guy. But then as we are again walking off he says "Im only looking for some fun." My 2 friends and i are like "woah did he really just say that?" we keep walking.
Next he pulls into a U shaped driveway infront of a condo building and as we aproach him He gets out of the car and stands next to it waiting. Im like "Henry get our fists out of your pockets in case this dude comes at us".
As we walk past he says "Look i dont want to try to hard but i think you(and he points right at my friend i told to get his fists ready) could have a really good time tonight" My friends yells "Im not homosexual!" and we jog away as the guy shouts after us "You should give it a try"
He stops a fourth time at one of the last intersections before we reach the busy metro station area and just gets out of his car and stands there with the door open as if waiting for us to come over and get in the car. In the end it was fucking weid and really funny.
The friend he individually pointed at is now known as "Gay Bait" and i mean if this old guy had come at us we would have had him 3v1 no problem. We stupidly didnt get the plate number but i looked it up and Chevy doesnt make Impalas in Baby Blue so how many of them can there be in DC.
Just goes to show you never get in a strangers car. Shit could have been real bad if we had just said ok. Also i believe "Gay Bait" is a bit scared.
So what think?
There ya go. Now read it and stop ranting down everyone. I think this was a pretty interesting yet scary story
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