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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
I lost my poles and went to rent some today at the mountain, the dude working there goes "we don't do inventory on poles," -> epic wink -> grinch smile

what's the best brotip youve received recently?
Jan 20 2012 4:46AM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
When on Brunswick St, try on as many pairs of pant as possible.  Odds are you'll intercept a drug deal.
Jan 20 2012 7:37AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Always trust the man in the big white van.
Jan 20 2012 7:41AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Always trust the man with the big white van*
Jan 20 2012 7:42AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
i got a brand new pair of kaleidoscope splices from lost and found last year
Jan 20 2012 8:13AM
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MrChevyCelebrity
Posts: 509 - Karma: 406
good one. dick
Jan 20 2012 9:13AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Jan 20 2012 10:09AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
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Jan 20 2012 10:23AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
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Jan 20 2012 10:30AM
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Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
"go for it dude. double backs are no problem"

30 seconds later.... 2 cracked ribs.
Jan 20 2012 10:31AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
no fucks given. my goggles were stolen earlier that day and i knew for a fact that they belonged to one of the private school kids who come to my mountain every day, and had been there for a long time. i'm sure they'll be fine.
Jan 20 2012 10:37AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Doooooooooooooooooosh
Jan 20 2012 10:53AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
ive had the same thing happen with poles in rentals
Jan 20 2012 11:58AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead
Jan 20 2012 12:04PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 71
-> epic wink -> grinch smile
Anyone notice this in the top left hand corner of the page. Is it just my computer? Scroll up and look, because now I'm curious.
That's pretty cool about the rental poles though. I haven't gotten any brotips, but threads so I can read all of yours.
Jan 20 2012 12:05PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
haha werid Im getting that too
Jan 20 2012 12:10PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
hahahahahaha THIS
Jan 20 2012 12:11PM
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theater.thug
Posts: 441 - Karma: 671
that took me a bit of thinking to catch that one.
Jan 20 2012 12:21PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
holy fuck i just noticed that too haha
Jan 20 2012 12:25PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
do you live under a rock?
Jan 20 2012 12:33PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
good dick. one
Jan 20 2012 5:58PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
 
Jan 20 2012 6:09PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i'm not getting it, but i'd guess it has something to do with the greater than symbols, they fuck shit up on this site for whatever reason. there's a way to write one without messing stuff up but i forget it..
Jan 20 2012 6:41PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
I wish everyone could have seen the progression of my face after reading that. Went confused>understood>revolted>laughing. Goooold.
Jan 20 2012 7:03PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
I t
Jan 20 2012 7:13PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Fuck mobile. Anyways that took me forever to get
Jan 20 2012 7:14PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
OHHHH SHIT!
Jan 20 2012 7:17PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 71
Oh ok, yeah probably just some code issue or something. I just wondered if anyone else was getting it, or if my computer was screwed up. I expected it to be my computer because it's been running poor lately. Sorry for the little thread jack about that.

I still want to see more funny ones like OP's though.
Jan 20 2012 9:04PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
when i bro told me to keep on flexing..
Jan 20 2012 9:06PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
no problem at all man. i only know cause one time i was trying to submit this long ass post and there was a greater than sign in the first line and it would just cut the rest of the post off, pretty frustrating

anyway yeah let's hear em people! i gotta think of more of mine cause ive def gotten some solid ones recently..lol at the drug deal pants one btw haha
Jan 20 2012 9:20PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
you're still a fucktard
Jan 20 2012 9:21PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
oh yeah, friendly heads ups like that are cool. last year i showed up to the hill at like noon and right as i was asking the ticket person for one adult pass, some guy was like "oh hey man come over here for a sec" like he knew me, then we walked away together and he gave me his pass cause he was leaving. solid! i do that a lot so it was awesome to be on the receiving end of it
Jan 20 2012 9:23PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
congratulations you stole the ugliest pair of goggles on the market!
Jan 20 2012 9:30PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Jan 20 2012 9:33PM
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