So today we had vice president joe Biden in our school...unfortunatley he was late and we had to wait for him for like 2 hours...then about 25 minutes into his speech (okay) the fire Marshall told him that he and us needed to get out of the school because there was a fire... So that was a pretty short speech...still cool to see the vice president
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
i just noticed this whole biden thingy when he mistook the giants and 49ers. its all over the nfl.com page. i am pretty sure there is not much more to talk a few days before the fucking championship games.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids