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.Jacob
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++++++++++++++++k

/inb4 lots of hate.
/inb4 how bout no.
/inb4 all that shit.
I will pay someone a rossi diecut and salomon diecut to do a geopgraphy report on kejimkujik for me. I'm about to fail, and no skiing for me If i fail. so please help me.

so essentially, even though no one is even going to consider this, write paragraphs about these things.


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“Kejimkujik national park of Canada.” Parks Canada. [24 November 2011].

Geology
• Known for it's myriad lakes, rivers, undulating glacial landforms Source 3
• Kejimkujik is located in Halifax nova scotia. Source 3
• It can be reached by train,car,boat or by air Source 3

Animals/ vegetation
• large area for natural habitat Source 3
• diverse species of animals and birds, and rare plants Source 3
Climate
• Summers tend to be humid and hot. Source 3
• winter season is short with minimal snow cover. Source 3
• the fall season is comprised of clear sunny days Source 3
• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct. Source 3
Activities

• canoeing , snowshoeing, cross country skiing, swimming. Source 3
• You can camp anywhere even if its in a tent or a trailer. Source 3
• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct. Source 3


Jan 16 2012 9:54PM
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squibble
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can you decipher that a bit for me so i don't have to think so hard to understand wtf source 3 is?
and what grade are you in and how long does your teacher expect each on to be?
Jan 16 2012 9:56PM
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abathinggrape
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in the time you spent making this thread you could have wrote this paper. getting good grades is far more important than missing a little skiing
Jan 16 2012 9:58PM
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.Jacob
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grade 9. small paragraphs. ignore the source 3 thing, just the words that come after it.


• Known for it's myriad lakes, rivers, undulating glacial landforms

• Kejimkujik is located in Halifax nova scotia.

• It can be reached by train,car,boat or by air

Animals/ vegetation
• large area for natural habitat

• diverse species of animals and birds, and rare plants

Climate
• Summers tend to be humid and hot.

• winter season is short with minimal snow cover.


• the fall season is comprised of clear sunny days


• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct.

Activities

• canoeing , snowshoeing, cross country skiing, swimming.

• You can camp anywhere even if its in a tent or a trailer.

• Winds off the ocean alter the weather at the Seaside Adjunct.

Jan 16 2012 9:59PM
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.Jacob
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wrong.
Jan 16 2012 9:59PM
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*monsterskier*
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you can't pull together a paragraph with all the things you mentioned in less than 10 minutes?

i don't believe it that's hard to do
Jan 16 2012 10:00PM
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abathinggrape
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right. spend an hour tonight and write it... it only gets harder after 9th grade
Jan 16 2012 10:01PM
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.Jacob
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yes, but you get free stickers, and I'm really lazy. just please.
Jan 16 2012 10:01PM
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abathinggrape
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your setting youself up for a pattern of failure.
Jan 16 2012 10:03PM
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*monsterskier*
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seriously?

just take your bullet statements, turn them into full sentences, put some sort of organization into it and string them together. not that freakin hard
Jan 16 2012 10:04PM
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.Jacob
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Then you do it for diecuts.
Jan 16 2012 10:05PM
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abathinggrape
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take 10 minutes of your time and type it then keep your diecuts
Jan 16 2012 10:07PM
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yeahno
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> implying 9th grade matters
Jan 16 2012 10:07PM
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squibble
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im considering this, but i have a paper of my own to finish first. i charge a flat fee of 5$ and 10$ for each additional hour
Jan 16 2012 10:31PM
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.Jacob
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If you seriously write this whole thing by tonight, I will mail you 5 dollars.
Jan 16 2012 10:33PM
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.Jacob
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A paragraph about my each topic I posted for my national park (kejimkujik ). Just write me all my paragraphs by tonight, and the first one to do it gets 5 dollars, and im legit. I have no feedback, but I promise, its a small price to pay.
Jan 16 2012 10:39PM
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J.J.M
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holy fuck.
Jan 16 2012 10:42PM
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.Jacob
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Ignore the following text, but this is would be a great size, or maybe 3/4 of that, Its hard to write a novel about the weather. As long as it isnt like a single page, its acceptable.


a paragraph is ridiculously nebulous, any word count, number of sentences per paragraph. how many pages the overall thing should be? i'm not going to write it, im just trying to help you out so other people will do it for you.a paragraph is ridiculously nebulous, any word count, number of sentences per paragraph. how many pages the overall thing should be? i'm not going to write it, im just trying to help you out so other people will do it for you.
Jan 16 2012 10:45PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'll do it for $100.
Jan 16 2012 10:45PM
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*monsterskier*
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i'm not sure what it is up in Canada but

usually it's 4 sentences that constitute a paragraph.

with about....maybe -15 words a sentence? give or take?

so instead of wasting time here, you could just throw shit around and BAM there you go.

hw done

being lazy will take you nowhere. trust me
Jan 16 2012 10:48PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i can right it but i cant gareentee it wont have spelling erors or a random sentans with a "DICK IN MY ASS" or "FUCK DA TEACHER, THA SCHOOL AND DA POLEECE"
Jan 16 2012 11:03PM
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.Jacob
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According to your spelling of that whole sentence, I'd rather you didn't even attempt my assignment.
Jan 16 2012 11:05PM
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friglesnart
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Dear teacher,
I wrote this wikipedia page when I was 7 years and 267 days old.
I expect full credit

Sincerly,
Your lazy ass student.
Jan 16 2012 11:08PM
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BlackCupid
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I will do the first paragraph for you, somebody else can work on the rest.


Kejimkujik national park of Canada is truly a fascinating place. Under rule of the inconsequential Canadian government, the park is located in Halifax, Nova Scotia. It's geology is characterized by a myriad of beautiful pools of water known as "lakes" and massive icecubes called "glacial landforms." The park is covered in streams of moving water that the locals passionately refer to as "rivers." Many forms of transportation have been proven successful in transporting a person to this wonderful park such as trains, cars, boats, and airplanes.
Jan 16 2012 11:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
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so your telling me you cant pull together some shit to pass a 9th grade class? Geography to add too it? Do yourself a favor and do the god damn work or you will get anally raped junior year. you may say i can do the work i am just lazy. but if someone does this for you your laziness will just get worse and you will get wrecked later on in highschool and college. Seriously i dont comprehend from my memory freshman year was like the easiest shit ever. i got like a 96 average second semester of freshman year and didnt really try.
Jan 16 2012 11:32PM
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EricaMN.
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I'm feeling kind tonight. $95 obo. And bro-p haven't you made several threads regarding "do my homework nsg" ?
Jan 17 2012 12:08AM
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.Jacob
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I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT I FINISHED IT


THE DEAL IS OFF, THANK YOU NS.
Jan 17 2012 3:30PM
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Blurst
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Thank god you lazy piece of shit.
Jan 17 2012 3:38PM
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I_Am_Mod
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*geology as you listed it is actually geography, don't mix the two up, if your teacher studied either one of the two he/she will not appreciate it if you mix em up ...
Jan 17 2012 3:43PM
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Cotter
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... oh no
Jan 17 2012 3:50PM
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friglesnart
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I hope you used my method. I really do.
Jan 17 2012 4:01PM
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fujarome
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if this report gave you trouble, you're screwed. And I'm not even talking about college.


I've seen posts on ns that are more researched and put together than your final product most likely was.


But seriously now, some paper writing advice...when you created this thread, you had probably 75% of the work done by just having the information organized. I know they seem stupid, but little research papers like this are what make it easy to crank out 20+ pages later on.
Jan 18 2012 12:12AM
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