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Best way to ask a girl out?

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A.lars
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Stated in title.
Jan 16 2012 9:22PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hey, wanna go out sometime?
Jan 16 2012 9:23PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
ladies men cult /thread
Jan 16 2012 9:23PM
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why
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inb4 multi pager
Jan 16 2012 9:24PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
no dude no that will never work
Jan 16 2012 9:24PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
hug and her simultaneously stick your finger in her asshole.
Jan 16 2012 9:24PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
What works for me well is just setting the mood right. As long as its not awkward and wierd, It should work well. Just make sure you two have a good relaxing day/night. And at the end just go for it :)
Jan 16 2012 9:24PM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
/thread now
Jan 16 2012 9:24PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
find an ice breaker
Jan 16 2012 9:25PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
inb4 inb4ing

go up to her and ask her. confidence my friend
Jan 16 2012 9:25PM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
Does this smell like chloroform? Oh ok good, wanna go out sometime?
Jan 16 2012 9:25PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
there isn't a one size fits all answer to this one. it depends on the girl. probably the only thing universal about asking girls out is to have confidence.
Jan 16 2012 9:25PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
i have had mixed results with this one.
Jan 16 2012 9:25PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
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Jan 16 2012 9:26PM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
That's because you are an amateur
Jan 16 2012 9:27PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
hahahahaha

but another way is dont talk to her.. at all. and then send a relationship request on facebook
Jan 16 2012 9:27PM
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*monsterskier*
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best reply i've seen so far
Jan 16 2012 9:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
cock slap her boobs and ask for a sandwich
Jan 16 2012 9:28PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
wanna see my cock piercing
Jan 16 2012 9:29PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Yes, some sort of pick should work, and you beat her senseless and when she wakes up convince her you saved her life after she was hit by a bus, she'll have to say yes after that.
Jan 16 2012 9:29PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
write that bitch a sonnet
Jan 16 2012 9:32PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
put your dick in her mouth.
Jan 16 2012 9:36PM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
aren't you a little late on the inb4ing lol
Jan 16 2012 9:40PM
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120494435941
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hey i have a 10 inch dick. wanna chill. make sure she has a 10 inch deep vj doooooeee
Jan 16 2012 9:44PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
try craigslist
Jan 16 2012 9:44PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Hi there, wanna bone?
Jan 16 2012 9:45PM
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Ski_Alot
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you should probably do it after you have spent some time together right before you ask her and say that you had a really good time then just ask her plain and simple... and try to not do it in front of alot of people in case of rejection
serious post is serious
Jan 16 2012 9:45PM
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Conker
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 6
pee
Jan 16 2012 9:46PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Do that. But I know she will talk to you even more. This chick is a freak, she didn;t like it.

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Jan 16 2012 9:48PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
urinate in her anus
Jan 16 2012 9:48PM
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soulskier
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those are some really nice shoes, we should shag some time
Jan 16 2012 9:48PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Like this.

Jan 16 2012 9:51PM
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FerrisBueller
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this lolololol
Jan 16 2012 10:09PM
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mscinto
Posts: 603 - Karma: 68
just fuck her
Jan 16 2012 10:13PM
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Mr.Turtle
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that response is pure gold
Jan 16 2012 10:15PM
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Dmarc
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wow it took a long time for someone to post pee in her butt
Jan 16 2012 10:17PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
pee in her butt of course
Jan 16 2012 10:20PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Putt your dick in a box
Jan 16 2012 10:23PM
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k-fred
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WIN haha
Jan 16 2012 10:24PM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
so how much does a polar bear weigh?


enough to break the ice.

Jan 16 2012 10:25PM
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Bragger224
Posts: 265 - Karma: 13
then what?
Jan 16 2012 10:26PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
you can't just ask a girl on a date. you have to built at least some sort of relationship first. I would do this by just mellow chatting, until you get to the point where you two can talk about the nitty gritty stuff in life, and really understand each other. at this point, you will be able to gain emotional closeness with her, and she will begin to want you as much as you want her. then, when she wants you to ask her out, you ask if she would like to go on a date some time. mind that to get to this point, you've already had to hang out with her quite a bit, so don't think that "lets hang out sometime" shit will work.
Jan 16 2012 10:28PM
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
you're really desperate dude, two threads about how to get a girl, one involving craigslist, man i wish you luck, sounds like you really need it
Jan 16 2012 10:29PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
9 out of 10 surveyed poeple say srs response is quite srs, charlie.
Jan 16 2012 10:31PM
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84891jnf92048
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sarcasm is too mainstream.
Jan 16 2012 10:37PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
But there is a fine line in this. Getting friend zoned happens to the best of us and fucking sucks let me tell you. Also ladies men cult
Jan 16 2012 10:41PM
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CatDaddy
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Make her open the box
Jan 16 2012 10:48PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
look *insert name here*, your the shit and i want to make this LEGIT *insert name here* go out with me?
Jan 16 2012 10:51PM
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jibcrew1
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 522
this has worrked like 4 or 6 times
Jan 16 2012 11:02PM
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AbeFroman
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bitches love sonnets
Jan 16 2012 11:06PM
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Runnie_D
Posts: 743 - Karma: 31
Works everytime.
Jan 16 2012 11:51PM
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