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Stupid Facebook statuses

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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Post what stupid people post on Facebook!

I'll start: "MLK is one of the gratest men to walk this earth becuase he didnt kill slavery with violence and hate he won because he killed with kindness♥ "
Jan 16 2012 8:26PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This thread is worse than anything I've read on Facebook. I guess you grow out of that phase when you pass middle school.
Jan 16 2012 8:29PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
Quite the thread backfire here...
Jan 16 2012 8:31PM
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DannyHall
Posts: 283 - Karma: 173
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Jan 16 2012 8:32PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Get off facebook if you don't want to read the statuses? Doesn't take a genius
Jan 16 2012 8:33PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Enter ridiculously cliched song lyric here, add hearts and winky faces after
Jan 16 2012 8:33PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
GOD I FUCKING LOVE SNOW, but seriously HATE all the status about it..
Jan 16 2012 8:33PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
intended irony?
Jan 16 2012 8:33PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
no it doesnt take a genius, it takes a retard to think of a stupid solution like that
Jan 16 2012 8:34PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
and then you grow into a jaded, lonesome 20-something year old who spends the majority of his time on the internet with little kids

at least thats how your posts portray you.
Jan 16 2012 8:36PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Is that better or worse than the 16 year old who pretends he knows everything about someone based on their posts on an anonymous internet forum? Riddle me that, Batman.
Jan 16 2012 8:39PM
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The-Rodent
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 325
there was a thread like this a long time ago and nobody hated on the op so i dont know why this one is
Jan 16 2012 8:42PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Oh the irony. You're mad because I posted THAT and then judging me as a douche, when you know me no more than what you've seen on the internet. Wa Wa Wa I should take you seriously because you have a high post count.
Jan 16 2012 8:42PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
the irony in this post is almost as bad as gnartons
Jan 16 2012 8:42PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
Jan 16 2012 8:45PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Haha and it's funny because most of you haters probably didn't know MLK did not abolish slavery.
Jan 16 2012 8:45PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

You called?

And has anyone noticed that they just started putting up "real" ads? As in there are several in the middle of my wall.

Jan 16 2012 8:46PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I lold....

but that's just because I like laughing at mentally challenged kids trying to sound like they know something.
Jan 16 2012 8:47PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
i hate when people bitch about stuff, nobody cares about your stupid white girl problems
Jan 16 2012 8:49PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
well that was a curve ball
Jan 16 2012 9:09PM
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james6345789
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Jan 16 2012 9:09PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Hahaha that made such little sense it actually made me laugh. I remember when I was in 5th grade
Jan 16 2012 9:10PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Naw, fuck that, it was George Washington that abolished slavery. Everyone knows that.
Jan 16 2012 9:13PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
LAWLLZ HAKCED LUV U BBG GURRL CARLY IS DEH BESSXST <3<3<3
Jan 16 2012 9:13PM
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RZcrew
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,209
lolololololol
Jan 16 2012 9:18PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
fuck the haters.

i support this thread.

there needs to be a public place to condemn stupid people's facebook posts
Jan 16 2012 9:18PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
im not even going to bother
Jan 16 2012 9:34PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
you look like you're in about 7th...
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Jan 16 2012 9:50PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
6th*
Jan 16 2012 10:28PM
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Bear_Grylls
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not mine but funny
Jan 16 2012 10:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
eh who cares. people want to feel noticed. there's this girl i know who updates every fucking thing she does. "dinner then shower!" etc etc. but whatever. cant hate. she's just an insecure chick who wants to feel like she has an audience.
Jan 16 2012 10:53PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
all the "life is...." ones that are supposed to be motivational or the ones with insecure girls saying shit like "show him your over him by just having fun!"
Jan 16 2012 10:59PM
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Amadeus.
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Jan 16 2012 11:01PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
this one takes the cake

":[] I am happy the indie techno bands that had 100 views are now becoming mildly popular enough to be on itunes right as I get several giftcards :]"

i mean if you wanna see how gay this kid is..

jussaying.. also probably one of the most annoying skiers in the whole world and started this year.. just take a gander

Jan 16 2012 11:04PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Lucky for me, he doesn't ski at Buck
Jan 16 2012 11:17PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
your lucky he doesnt go to your school, he has pink hair also
Jan 16 2012 11:31PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
DUMB BITCH

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[most likley of       ]                 1. stupid shit saying somthing about some boy (OMG!!!!!!!! CALL ME)
[dumb bitch being ]                 2. Cliched Song lyric ( can we pretend airplanes are shoooting..... <3  
[dumb                   ]                 3. retarded breast cancer awarness shit ( 52 yellow buttfuck)
                                               4. retarded feminist shit (why are women called sluts but men...... Blah blah
                                               5. bitch wanting to feel important (my dog just barked so fuck you)
Jan 16 2012 11:51PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
No it wasn't. Paris Hilton freed the slaves....because you know..... Freedom is hot....
Jan 17 2012 12:02AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
That kid is a fucking douche

"*sigh* I have a lot of great yummy food in front of me but I have a face mask drying on my face to help with oil and while drying it tightens my face to the point where I can't open my mouth. I WANT FOOD."
Jan 17 2012 12:09AM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Hahahhahahaahahahahahahaha this is what shows up on my wall Periodically every hour
Jan 17 2012 12:15AM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
this kid's attitude as conveyed through his facebook posts fills me with murderous rage, I pity you for having to deal with this idiocy on a regular basis.
Jan 17 2012 12:39AM
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GypsySkis
Posts: 124 - Karma: 20
that stuff ruined facebook for me, why bring it on to ns?
Jan 17 2012 1:31AM
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