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Bidet Appreciation Thread

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DayMan
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Anyone else have one of these heavenly devices? I love it so much (No homo). No more toilet paper necessary. It's fantastic.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

^for anyone who doesn't know what a bidet is
Jan 15 2012 1:33AM
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lineskier10
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isnt your ass all wet after you do that? how do you dry it with no toilet paper?
Jan 15 2012 1:42AM
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Lé.Skiing
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also wondering what happens if you poop in your bidet... is it ok? Cause I'd find it a bit of a hassle to get up off one toilet to get on another... I as it is have problem that when I'm done wiping and gotta go again...  sometimes I just say fuck it and hold it for a while if that happens... 
Jan 15 2012 1:46AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
It sprays hot air out after the water.
Jan 15 2012 1:55AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
they have bidets buit in to toilets. my friend's house has one, the first time i saw it i thought it was some kind of heated seat. i will make an excuse to use the toilet next time i go to his house
Jan 15 2012 2:21AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Sometimes when I poop it splashes a shot of water into my B-hole so it's like an au natural bidet.

hahaah but yes bidets are awesome they keep you squeaky clean.
Jan 15 2012 2:25AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
I have a specific ass towel
Jan 15 2012 11:38AM
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ORDEAL
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I could use one right now
Jan 15 2012 11:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
hehe, my grandma has one. When i was little i always thought it was a sink for little kids, when i found out what it was really for i was like:
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then i realized i had been washing my hands in a poop-washer for my entire childhood and i was like:
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Jan 15 2012 1:18PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
lololololol
Jan 15 2012 1:20PM
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soulskier
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isnt that french for "butt tickler"
Jan 15 2012 2:00PM
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DayMan
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That wouldn't surprise me
Jan 16 2012 8:52PM
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theabortionator
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I remember the first time I saw a bidet. Cool story
Jan 16 2012 8:56PM
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