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My dad turned our lawn tractor into a submarine

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84891jnf92048
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Jan 13 2012 5:43PM
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yeahno
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sounds like an idiot
Jan 13 2012 5:44PM
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ryano
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damn dude.

at least he didnt do something like this...

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this was in MN..
Jan 13 2012 5:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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haha, that sucks. this happens a lot. i can't tell you how many times i've had to dive for tractors/lawn mowers. fortunately, they usually still work after you get them all dried out and cleaned up.
Jan 13 2012 5:45PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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holy fucking fail!
Jan 13 2012 5:45PM
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BrightonFridays
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ice road truckers
Jan 13 2012 5:46PM
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hot.pocket
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dumb ass fuckers
Jan 13 2012 5:47PM
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NinetyFour
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she should drive right outta that.
Jan 13 2012 5:47PM
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Mike-O
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Damn, I read that he exchanged the tractor for a submarine.

That would have been awesome.
Jan 13 2012 5:49PM
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84891jnf92048
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So here's the story:

He went out to scrape the few inches of heavy snow off of our driveway yesterday with the tractor, and got excited about the ice on our pond being ready for skating, and he drove the tractor out on it to clear the snow off like he usually can around this time in the winter. Hell, the ice was even thick enough on the good side of the pond.

However, he got down to the end of the pond that has springs in it, and always has thinner ice, and the tractor dropped right in under a willow tree.

He was fortunate enough to not be wearing his seatbelt, and he jumped off right away and was barely in the water before he climbed out, and he walked back across the ice to our house in shame.

Right after the fact, I went out and took a picture. The headlights were still on under the water, and the hazards will flashing. It was pretty sad.

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A crane had to come by today to pull it out of the pond. The Deere is now at the repair shop getting rebuilt, hopefully brought back to life.

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Jan 13 2012 5:50PM
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84891jnf92048
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hah! I wish....
Jan 13 2012 5:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i wish i had all that land and a need for a tractor. although i'd miss living in population.
Jan 13 2012 5:57PM
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Zimmerman
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Ahh America
Jan 13 2012 5:58PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Charlie thats not your house
Jan 13 2012 6:12PM
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Dolly_Parton
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Tractors are so much fun to ride!
Jan 13 2012 6:13PM
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84891jnf92048
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no, that's my neighbor's house
Jan 13 2012 6:17PM
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vandersteeze
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Hey now that you have the crane there too bad there wasn't any mattresses in the lake

or do you only need a crane for when they are in a pool?
Jan 13 2012 6:23PM
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PopsicleStand
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quality thread
Jan 13 2012 6:26PM
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Holte
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I was expecting a homemade submarine made from a tractor.
Jan 13 2012 6:30PM
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Peter.
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was hoping you actually made a submarine from a tractor
Jan 13 2012 6:32PM
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120494435941
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narco-submarine

^first thing that came to my mind
Jan 13 2012 6:34PM
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Deluge
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thats good hes ok, but i wish i was an actual submarine.. I AM DISAPPOINT.
Jan 13 2012 6:39PM
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northeast
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no no no, you need a mattress to get a tractor out of a crane.
Jan 13 2012 7:14PM
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mr.k2
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As was I, i got super stoked to see what it might have looked like.. but this is still fukin funny.
Jan 13 2012 7:17PM
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cwillygood
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This....still kinda funny though
Jan 13 2012 7:26PM
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bermbuster49
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been trying to skate around here for months now, this winter BLOWS ASS


deff. just gonna shovel the snow off around here if its not frozen yet in VT hah
Jan 13 2012 7:37PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Haha
Jan 13 2012 7:42PM
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Milksteak
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So fucking hilarious.
Jan 13 2012 7:44PM
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NinetyFour
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me to,but like most threads on this website, they are made to be misleading, to garner more attention....
Jan 13 2012 7:48PM
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Peter.
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OP did not deliver
Jan 13 2012 7:59PM
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coldcuts69
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I would say thats pretty awesome.
Jan 13 2012 8:03PM
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theabortionator
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Your dad sounds smart
Jan 13 2012 8:05PM
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norgeanders
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^^^^ hahaha
Jan 13 2012 8:11PM
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Steve-Brown
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a fucking crane
hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha
Jan 13 2012 8:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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UP PERISCOPE

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I THINK I SEE THOSE COMMUNIST BASTARDS!!! WAIT, IS THAT GNARTRON?! DAMMIT
Jan 13 2012 8:26PM
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geteducated
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despite all this, that's a nice skating pond.
Jan 13 2012 8:26PM
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Tent
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Jan 13 2012 8:29PM
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theabortionator
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Whats harder to get out of a pool, a tractor or a mattress
Jan 13 2012 8:43PM
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holy.shep
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its hard to tell considering if you put a mattress in a tractor it takes a pool to get it out
Jan 13 2012 8:57PM
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Jake...
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those god damn weeping willows...
Jan 13 2012 9:04PM
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Big.L
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That sucks man but at least you were able to get it out alright, and who knows you may be able to rebuild the engine. And at least it wasn't you you riding it!
Jan 13 2012 9:12PM
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84891jnf92048
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he listens to his heart and not his head
Jan 13 2012 9:26PM
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richard.
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good thing it wasn't a mattress
Jan 13 2012 9:30PM
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KrazyistKarl
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as with others i was disappointed not to see a home made submarine. and what is this reference to a mattress in a pool ?
Jan 13 2012 10:04PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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hahaha solid choice
Jan 13 2012 10:07PM
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84891jnf92048
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well it still took a crane...
Jan 13 2012 10:12PM
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rigzz
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Simply think about the fact of putting a mattress in a pool, now think hard, how HEAVY that shit is gonna be, now, TRY to get it out of the pool yourself... think about it.
Jan 13 2012 10:37PM
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jorb.co
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hahahahha
Jan 13 2012 10:39PM
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J.M
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this this this

saw your status, then your picture on facebook, charlie. Lololol

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