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Do pinknames FAP?!

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WestWoods
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just what the title says, we all no that fap'ing is a normal part in most mens lives, but ladies....


When is the moment right for your desires? haha not trolling, honest question.
Jan 13 2012 12:24PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
let me slide in here before this goes off...
Jan 13 2012 12:27PM
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Jake...
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Jan 13 2012 12:27PM
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WestWoods
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I hope my curiousity doesn't end with the BanHammer!
Jan 13 2012 12:28PM
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stalefish.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
Jan 13 2012 12:28PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
I'm no expert on this "urban slang" but i'm pretty sure "fapping" is only referring to male masturbation...
Jan 13 2012 12:31PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
plap plap plap plap
Jan 13 2012 12:33PM
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EastCoast315
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I think the word refers to the sound made when the hand hits the pelvic area upon each stroke. Female fapping would sound more like.... repeatedly squeaking a rubber boot on a marble floor with great speed.
Jan 13 2012 12:33PM
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WestWoods
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butterslut said she could fap to something... It got my mind wondering!
Jan 13 2012 12:34PM
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seward
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its called jilling off ya noob
Jan 13 2012 12:35PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
(-).(-)
Jan 13 2012 12:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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oh you mean slappin the bacon?

polishing the chrome?

finger painting?

the 2 finger tango?

my all time favorite, FINGER BLASTING


Jan 13 2012 12:39PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^an onomatopoeia (sp?) is the term you're looking for ....
Jan 13 2012 12:40PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Schlicking

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Jan 13 2012 12:50PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
oh dear this could get interesting
Jan 13 2012 12:59PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
Trust me they do, and they have fucking power tools to do it.
Jan 13 2012 1:00PM
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Shireshredder
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Saw some reasearch on this once, did an anonymous and named survey to two different groups of women, almost 100% said they masturbated in the anonymous survey but less that 30% admitted to it in the named survey. So yes they do, they just hate to admit it.
Jan 13 2012 1:03PM
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coldcuts69
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i lost it so hard.
Jan 13 2012 1:08PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
God knows all....

And I can see just from this thread they are (pinknames) embarrassed to come out and say what makes a girl "Finger Blast"

For me fapping comes when I can't find a girl for the night. The deeds gettin done either way
Jan 13 2012 1:12PM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
no pinknames yet. hmmmmm.
Jan 13 2012 1:13PM
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Backyard.Skier
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( . )Y( . )
Jan 13 2012 1:14PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

and do they like watch porn when they do it? ... if they do it. Would be fucked up to go on a girl computer and see 5 pornsite in their 10 favorites like guys

Jan 13 2012 1:21PM
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EastCoast315
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The post below this says "schlicking" is the approved term. I concur that the noise made, does in fact sound like a "schlick".

Threads like these are a grim reminder of what a brutal sausagefest NS is. True testosterone veterans, we are.
Jan 13 2012 1:25PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 624
Oh god I lost so hard
Jan 13 2012 1:25PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
haha.   too bad youre at 10/10 already
Jan 13 2012 1:26PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
This and inb4 pinkname
Jan 13 2012 1:30PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
It is a scientific fact that females get no pleasure from sexual intercourse, so no, they do not.
Jan 13 2012 1:49PM
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white+wolf
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Jan 13 2012 1:49PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
Soooooooooooo pink names?
Jan 13 2012 1:53PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
better fuckin believe we do....and so do green names for that matter.
Jan 13 2012 1:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
BOOM SHAKA LAKA
Jan 13 2012 2:15PM
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GayWolf420
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Do you girls gotta take a mean piss after? I usually do after I crank down. Sort of clears the pipes if you will.
Jan 13 2012 2:19PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Regularly, according to my girlfriend
Jan 13 2012 2:22PM
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EastCoast315
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Damn you're with some fishbone ass bitches
Jan 13 2012 2:23PM
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mode2n
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Do girls fap... hahahaha
Jan 13 2012 2:24PM
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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
both my ex's did on the regular, usually while watching porn
Jan 13 2012 2:27PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
well - strapping myself in here. (note - strapping in, not on)

Threads.

Women have an arsenal of weapons to "take care of business"... it's a multi million dollar industry is the old pleasure prober biz....

Jan 13 2012 2:27PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
just gonna take a seat here....
Jan 13 2012 2:31PM
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snowbombz
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really? no pink names yet?
Jan 13 2012 2:34PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
yeah they do
Jan 13 2012 2:41PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Figures it takes a TV newswoman to have the guts to be the first to answer.

It's like pooping, yes they all do it, no they'll never discuss it.

inb4 4 more pages of anxious teenagers waiting to see a woman say anything about touching her own naughty bits.
Jan 13 2012 2:51PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
Threads
Jan 13 2012 3:01PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
nope
Jan 13 2012 3:06PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
no they  dont. you are misinformed lol.
Jan 13 2012 3:07PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
where the hell is applejuice
Jan 13 2012 3:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
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masturbating obviously
Jan 13 2012 3:11PM
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flooz.
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
yeah.
Jan 13 2012 3:18PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
FIRST PINKNAME AHHH
Jan 13 2012 3:19PM
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.Hansel.
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of course.
Jan 13 2012 3:19PM
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