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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
You are just doing your homework and you get attacked by 23 midgets with knives
Jan 12 2012 9:20PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Usually it's a couple bears with Boston accents but I guess the principle is the same
Jan 12 2012 9:21PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
nope, normally it's just 22 of them
Jan 12 2012 9:22PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
rough life.
Jan 12 2012 9:26PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
no but one time I was stung by a bee
Jan 12 2012 9:26PM
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O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
I sprained my foot recently. Kind of in the same boat.
Jan 12 2012 9:29PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
never did homework
Jan 12 2012 9:35PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
one time i sharted but no not that.
Jan 12 2012 9:58PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
just brushed my teeth
Jan 12 2012 10:01PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i kicked over a jar of peanut butter which is like basically almost the same thing.
Jan 12 2012 10:33PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
I once ran over a squirell. But I have yet to be attacked by 23 midgets while doing homework. I should be careful.
Jan 12 2012 10:43PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i used to do homework like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
Jan 12 2012 10:48PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I used to be funny then I started making arrow to the knee jokes
Jan 12 2012 10:49PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
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Jan 12 2012 10:51PM
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wzrd
Posts: 78 - Karma: 11
stubbed my toe so were like the same person
Jan 12 2012 10:57PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Holy fucking tits. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Jan 12 2012 10:58PM
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CatDaddy
Posts: 591 - Karma: 18
Only when I do meth
Jan 12 2012 11:32PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
I lost a contact one time.
Jan 12 2012 11:34PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
All day every day.
Jan 12 2012 11:34PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
I thought I lost my contact last week, but it was actually stuck to my other one... Fucking aliens.
Jan 12 2012 11:41PM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
OKkay so after i did my HW i went in the shower and when i closed my eyes and opened them i was getting raped by golem. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP I AM HAVING A WEIRD NIGHT
Jan 13 2012 8:04AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Homework is for chumps
Jan 13 2012 8:27AM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
Well this blows i went to class and i got shot by a small golem in the leg this days getting worse and worse
Jan 13 2012 9:31AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
was it like this?

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Jan 13 2012 9:37AM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
Every time i get attacked by dogs i end up dying
Jan 15 2012 9:46PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
No usually it's unicorns and there not attacking me there making me sandwiches and it's not actually unicorns but drew Carey dressed as unicorns
Jan 15 2012 10:30PM
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ski93
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 83
I live in Lithuania and midgets are prohibited by law to use any kind of force
Jan 15 2012 10:32PM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
not midgets....dwarfs? yes! there is a difference.
Jan 15 2012 10:56PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
was it a bar or a bat i saw
Jan 15 2012 10:58PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
got an arrow to the knee one time. hood lyfeee
Jan 15 2012 10:59PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
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Jan 15 2012 11:03PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Jan 15 2012 11:06PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
No but I did get stabbed in the thigh with a lightsaber once
Jan 15 2012 11:43PM
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AntEater
Posts: 207 - Karma: 45
Same here! Then I had some fucker in all black with a breathing problem tell me he was my dad. shit is weird
Jan 16 2012 12:59AM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
Then i got an arrow to the knee
Jan 19 2012 5:45PM
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