Now the trees are more beautiful on this side of the mountain.Plush springs run in abundance; I drink direct from the fountain; But the dream was opaque, the stream was perfectly clear, that an acute disorder of paradise would exist if I die here.
"ever notice that saloon style doors are always placed in areas you want to enter subtlety? and then you end up busting in like THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN"- PJS.
"As you age, you will notice that many of your joints start to sound like a bag of popcorn. There are advantages though: If you are ever in the all too common situation of being challenged to a break dance fight, you can drop your own beat."- COSkier
"I only smoke on special occasions... like wednesdays"- Keaun Beacom
I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.