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Ski Date

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@nonymous
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I have not actually dated a girl in a while. I have had girlfriends but we never went anywhere outside my bedroom. This chick invited me to ski with her today and we called it a date. A ski date, where you shred together, eat lunch, and pretty much flirt on snow. It was pretty fun, but weird at the same time. Something I wont do again. Anyone else had a ski date before?

Jan 8 2012 7:58PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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had one on thursday. It was pretty weird because she hadn't told me that she had only snowboarded a few times before. Lots of waiting....
Jan 8 2012 8:02PM
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@nonymous
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I would be bored shitless

Jan 8 2012 8:03PM
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GNARwalls
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yeah, i think it's sweet. i'm doing what i love with a chick who also loves the sport. i can date and ski, my 2 favorite things in one, doesn't get better than that
Jan 8 2012 8:04PM
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Algebra
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*board


see what i did thur?
Jan 8 2012 8:06PM
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@nonymous
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simply amasing
Jan 8 2012 8:07PM
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asapCferg
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someone take me on  a ski date kthnx
Jan 8 2012 8:09PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I've taught two girls how to board and they were on dates. One was me and this girl and my best buddy and his girlfriend and neither of the girls had snowboarded before so the girls could relate and me and my buddy were just having a good time laughing and being around some honeys. afterwards is whats up though the time when it was a double date we went home we all showered then raged life got drunk got stoned ended up banging out my lady which was cool. The other time i took a girl it was equally as fun but also had to teach her and i got laid that night as well but we didnt part we just hung out and watched movies. I like ski dates.

So yeah not too fun to spend a day teaching someone when you could be in the park. But for me its a 100% getting laid percentage which isn't too shabby. other girls I've shredded with that are good haven't been a date
Jan 8 2012 8:12PM
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@nonymous
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where do you live? you outa town? what are you wearing? You like skiing? Me too! Do you wear tight pants? how tight? do you like em tight? what? you want me to stop? ok
Jan 8 2012 8:12PM
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k-fred
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yo a ski pornstar! how can you say no?
Jan 8 2012 8:14PM
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monkatizer
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I'VE GOT DIBSSSS!!!




Jan 8 2012 8:14PM
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@nonymous
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she mine

Jan 8 2012 8:22PM
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asapCferg
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so many questions!
Jan 8 2012 8:26PM
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@nonymous
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can you answer all of them?
Jan 8 2012 8:33PM
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monkatizer
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NOOOO SHES MINEEEEE!!!!!

i called her first!!!!
Jan 8 2012 8:35PM
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whoa-dere
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Too much makeup around the eye?
Jan 8 2012 8:35PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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cferg im tall, handsome, smart and funny. and mostly single too. and im a good skier and i think you have lovely hair.
Jan 8 2012 8:41PM
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NotGhood
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this thread is now about fighting for the chick who is down with ski dates...
Jan 8 2012 8:54PM
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Elmo.
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i woulda ended that date after the first run and just took park laps lol
Jan 8 2012 8:57PM
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asapCferg
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one of my friends did that haha, she was trying to teach her boyfriend to ski, then ended up ditching him and later breaking up with him
Jan 8 2012 9:02PM
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@nonymous
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she ditched him and came to me

Jan 8 2012 9:11PM
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asapCferg
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exactly!
Jan 8 2012 9:14PM
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monkatizer
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yea so hes taken and now we can go on a ski date.

pm me to set up a time and location!
Jan 8 2012 9:29PM
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BlackieChan
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Biggest fear in life. I refuse to shred with this.
Jan 8 2012 9:31PM
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EricaMN.
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meh, elbows too pointy
Jan 8 2012 9:34PM
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asapCferg
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this is teh lolz. and to the dude who said i was wearing too much makeup, i was wearing like none..oh well
Jan 8 2012 9:35PM
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JORMUNGAND
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i will. im more attractive than the other guys who offered
Jan 8 2012 9:45PM
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monkatizer
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well we already set up a date at the dew tour at killy.....so fuck off!
Jan 8 2012 9:48PM
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ForeverYung
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Im going to go to the dew tour and steal her from you with my steezy looks
Jan 8 2012 10:29PM
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Dock.Ellis
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I did this twice this week with my girl and I gotta say i enjoy it, I get to ski and go on a date plus she wants me to teach her some park so it all really works out.
Jan 8 2012 10:31PM
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Caspaaa
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whoa.... hello there


Jan 8 2012 10:36PM
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.jcrown
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Dated a girl who worked park crew, any idea how sexy your girl throwing a switch 2sev in is?
Jan 8 2012 10:47PM
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KillaSteeze
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claim?
Jan 8 2012 10:55PM
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Wood_Wizard
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Im assuming the post office girl didn't work out
Jan 8 2012 11:07PM
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CatDaddy
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Kinda sucks cause all your friends are doing park laps and fun shit and you can't
Jan 8 2012 11:19PM
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Simmo
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A friend of mine once arranged a ski date on a night out. When asked how good he was he told her 'I can pizza and french fry and shit.' She offered to give him a few lessons.

Next day he goes up, pretends to be a beginner for THREE FUCKING HOURS while she tries to teach him how to ski. We meet up at lunch and just can't hold back the laughter while she is telling everyone what a shitty pupil he was. She works it out and is mad and confused. We just can't believe he kept it up for 3 hours. Committed LAD.
Jan 8 2012 11:40PM
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Simmo
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And for the record, I think she still slept with him that night.


Jan 8 2012 11:41PM
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thebeesknees
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DAMN BACK OFF CFERG SHES TAKEN
Jan 8 2012 11:58PM
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NinetyFour
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He sounds like a man amongst men.
Jan 8 2012 11:58PM
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asapCferg
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lool remember that time we skyped
Jan 9 2012 12:04AM
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whoa-dere
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you can't see her elbows...
Jan 9 2012 1:00AM
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SkiFreshPow
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chicks from my school arent very into skiing, your lucky OP
Jan 9 2012 1:29AM
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Skithedeep
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i wouldnt go on a ski date with a girl i had never seen ski before, or at least heard about her skiing ability from others. Im up for waiting a little bit, but not five min every run.

that being said, if you ever have a friend you dont want to be friends with anymore, try teaching them how to ski.
Jan 9 2012 1:35AM
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Caspaaa
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and god damn is she fine.








:)
Jan 9 2012 9:33AM
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Baconherb
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come up to canada and ill show you around my mountain and even pay for lunch.
Im a strong very smart stoner. who has no job.. i sound amazing dont i?
Jan 9 2012 9:58AM
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ORDEAL
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This
Jan 9 2012 10:12AM
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asapCferg
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oh thankyou
Jan 9 2012 10:12AM
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danbrown
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all you saying youd never date a girl who couldnt ski well are either full of shit or little children. teaching people to ski is fun and definitely creates stronger connections. youll figure it out sooner or later
Jan 9 2012 10:18AM
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steezy69
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well my buddy took his gf skiing once and he is the most impatient skier i have met so i can imagine how awful the day was for him. but he put in the effort like a champ and got a blow job in the gondola on the way down.  now thats winning
Jan 9 2012 10:21AM
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northeast
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shredding with a girl is awesome, but only if she can keep up. i see a lot of girls in the park who spend most of the time just watching and giggling and being annoying, but i have a friend who's just as good as anybody else in our crew. she shreds.

Jan 9 2012 10:39AM
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thebeesknees
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well of course i do! that was an amazing coincidence haha
Jan 9 2012 10:41AM
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