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Brother having sex above me

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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
What do? it will have to be quick cause im sure he will be done in less than 10min.
Jan 6 2012 1:41PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
do you have an alarm system or something? set that off

or do a test on a smoke detector so it goes off
Jan 6 2012 1:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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start watching porn and crank the volume
Jan 6 2012 1:44PM
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artfullydodged
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Are there fireworks in the house?
Jan 6 2012 1:45PM
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duhamelski
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you could just go to a different room.
Jan 6 2012 1:45PM
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moment54
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if you have a good sound system in your room, crank up the volume and play Friday by Rebecca Black
Jan 6 2012 1:46PM
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pink_squid
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light a match under a smoke alarm.
Jan 6 2012 1:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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start making fart noises.
Jan 6 2012 1:48PM
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KEVTRON
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ughhhh FIN! and now listening to them walk to the bathroom for that after sex piss. will keep ideas for next time.
Jan 6 2012 1:52PM
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Parrish
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haha it took 10 minutes hahaha
Jan 6 2012 1:54PM
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Bassage.
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youll have to think quick on your feet considering he only lasts 10 mins.....ha
Jan 6 2012 1:56PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Join in, brosex
Jan 6 2012 2:00PM
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timmi
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Next time run in, yell that you had a nightmare, and jump into the bed.
Jan 6 2012 2:02PM
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GypsySkis
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dont cock block him, just leave for 15 minutes
Jan 6 2012 2:02PM
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Tortid
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if hes family its ok
Jan 6 2012 2:05PM
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jahmin44
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no
Jan 6 2012 2:05PM
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REDFRO420
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ever heard of a threesome.....
Jan 6 2012 2:05PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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ask him if its the same chick who gave him crabs or if its a new girl
Jan 6 2012 2:12PM
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I_Am_Mod
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if your balls don't touch it isn't g3y ..
Jan 6 2012 2:59PM
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ForeverYung
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Hahaha
Jan 6 2012 3:05PM
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manzear
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im pretty sure you could do the houdini in this situation. When your bro is banging her from behind, switch places with him, and have him walk by the window so she see him....then when she turns around...say abra kadabra!
Jan 6 2012 3:11PM
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Bill.Nye
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Chloroform him and get in there with his chick.
Jan 6 2012 3:15PM
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Brenone
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Just yell outloud "Does anyone smell tunafish?"
Jan 6 2012 3:27PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
run in there and punch his girl/boyfriend square in the face and run away. don't even say anything
Jan 6 2012 3:47PM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
throw stuff?
Jan 6 2012 3:58PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
stand outside their door, and say "neener neener neener" in a really high pitched voice, getting louder as time goes on. trust me, it's a piss off.
Jan 6 2012 3:59PM
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Runnie_D
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Ninja stars
Jan 6 2012 4:04PM
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.Jacob
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bag pipes ?
Jan 6 2012 4:06PM
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mistaT
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[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj284/iaintfast/fap.gif[IMG]
Jan 6 2012 4:09PM
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whoa-dere
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fart obnoxiously loud, or poop and throw your shit up there
Jan 6 2012 4:11PM
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Gstrong
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haha this
Jan 6 2012 4:12PM
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Zimmerman
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wait a minute aren't you like 23 or something?
Jan 6 2012 4:15PM
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Milksteak
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Go give him a high five.
Jan 6 2012 4:22PM
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Ghini
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this for shure
Jan 6 2012 4:24PM
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Milksteak
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Go Sunday!
Jan 6 2012 4:32PM
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theabortionator
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join in
Jan 6 2012 4:34PM
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Zimmerman
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Hi michael. No, are you? Hitting up Gore....
Jan 6 2012 4:53PM
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Zimmerman
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why would that be better?
it's impossible to steal lifts at killy also...

licalz so i dont think i can bring you
Jan 6 2012 5:01PM
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[~_~]
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Maybe you two should switch sides so that you're the one on top...
Jan 6 2012 5:04PM
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zooded.
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lol nasty...but whatever, just do it to him next time
Jan 6 2012 5:05PM
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Milksteak
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:OOO!!! ahahahahahahah
Jan 6 2012 5:07PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Tried that with a bro.
It worked but then she punched me in the face and balls.

worth it do.
Jan 6 2012 5:11PM
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Zimmerman
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you'll be driving 2 hrs for nothing.
killy has a receipt system and scans at every bottom lift very thoroughly. if you lost it, you should have the receipt and if not, you're out of luck.
Jan 6 2012 5:42PM
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Zimmerman
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TERRENCE IS GOING TO THE FACE?

Jan 6 2012 6:04PM
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Deluge
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i immediately thought of bunk beds hahahahahahahaha
Jan 6 2012 6:07PM
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Zimmerman
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WAIT CAN I?
Jan 6 2012 6:09PM
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Zimmerman
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hahaha okay tell him to text me if he has a spot. i'll cream if this works out

also, where are you guys
Jan 6 2012 6:14PM
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Zimmerman
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i totally would if i wasn't going out to dinner soon. im bored as tits
Jan 6 2012 6:17PM
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Zimmerman
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o


tell him i said
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Jan 6 2012 6:20PM
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Zimmerman
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yeah just tell terry to keep me in mind, i already have a ride to gore but the face would be prime, especially with you guys
Jan 6 2012 6:25PM
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tripnip
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ruin the moment ask if you can have a tuna sandwich too or just start fapping and make loud noises
Jan 6 2012 6:43PM
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