I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
Start wid straight shots and then pop bottles,
Flirt wid the hood rats then pop models.
"love tha floaty fluff and i hate knob head lift peeps who say that yo planks aint gonna fit on the racks on them poma gondalas - mate, they're my skis bitch i know if fitage is gonna be ish". - my Bro[/b][/b][/i][/i]
Girls are fun. Then you date them and they're REALLY fun for about three months. Then they start to slowly suck the life out of you until neither of you can stand to be around one another. Then someone cheats or just ends it with the other and both parties have to deal with that shitty ass feeling. Then you take another couple months recoup and start the process with another girl. And you keep doing that and keep thinking that girls suck until you find one you don't get tired of then you marry her. Thats life. Bitches will be bitches and guys will have to deal with that. Can't live with them can't live without them.
guys are terrible in an egotistical, arrogant, jackass sort of way. it's the same reason we all shove your heads when you're blowing us even when you specifically say how much you hate it. we just have to do it regardless of how you feel about it.
girls are just fucked up and all stressing out over nothing, high anxiety, dont make any fucking sense, say one thing and mean the other, etc etc.