"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew
Welcome to newschoolers. 60% dicks, 39% helpful good peeps, and 1% who still can't spell SKIS! It's fuckin SKIS not SKIES! Ahem...achoo...godbless and excuse me. But yeah the bacons are super sick homie.
Hey fag face, is calling out repost the only joy you get in this life?Ii would guess so seeing that you are from Victoria. Nice place, its beautiful there. But no real snow and the mountains are pretty flat. So yup all you can really do there is choke your chicken, get drunk and call repost. that sucks broseph.
friendship is like peeing yourself. everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
It depends on where/what you are skiing, size/weight/etc. And your style of riding. One ski might be somebodies excalibur, while it is your plastic lightsaber.
"loose lands keeps that pressure on my kicks
but when i fall i tend to land like a ton of bricks
stand like a man made of concrete and sediment"-P.O.S.
My lovin's smooth like Jon Brogan, just with less afterbang.
R.I.P.- Scotty P. Much love, you are missed.