Came across this story on some funny picture app it was just a picture of one of the news papers article, here it is
A man got a nasty suprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valata beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats of his chair and then, as he lay in the sun, they expanded back to normal size still below and between the wooden slats of the chair. He was freed after calling beach maintenence on his mobile phone and a staff member cut the deckchair in half releasing his testicles. Fail
