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Cool things learned on a chairlift.

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120494435941
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mine, was that at exactly 32 degrees F water does not turn to ice.....at 32 degrees ice stays ice and water stays a liquid
Dec 30 2011 9:00PM
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Darth.Maul
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Only at 1 atm...
Dec 30 2011 9:01PM
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JHendrix
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playing chicken with your friends to see who will lift up the chair lift bar first is not fun :(
Dec 30 2011 9:01PM
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penguiin
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hahahaha that sounds like a fun game
Dec 30 2011 9:02PM
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Crispy.
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Cheese becomes more white as you age it
Dec 30 2011 9:18PM
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washparkdub
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I've learned that people are full of shit.
Dec 30 2011 9:27PM
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Peter.
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a guy at killington told me to never marry a southern woman
Dec 30 2011 9:29PM
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infuser
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a guy at killington who works in the industry or something told me that the county I live in sells the most cough medicine in the country
Dec 30 2011 9:34PM
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FerrisBueller
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or STP
Dec 30 2011 9:38PM
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Dustin.
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Only at STP, what a chairlift noob.
Dec 30 2011 9:48PM
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Stickity
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lcd lights are bright because they focus all the energy they're supplied with into a really small point as opposed to incandescent lights which disperse that energy over a greater area, making them dimmer
Dec 30 2011 9:53PM
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old-dirty11
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some china guy: have you ever backfliped a horse??
Dec 30 2011 9:56PM
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mr_grom
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"I always thought I was right too. Turns out my dad was always right. If I had listened to him I would have made a lot more money a lot faster."
This came right after my dad and I were joking about something and I was like yeah dad I'm always right.
Dec 30 2011 10:33PM
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abathinggrape
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We play chicken 2 different ways. 1 is whoever gets off the lift last wins, 2 is we cross our skis and last to uncross wins. shits fun, try it.
Dec 30 2011 10:37PM
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k-fred
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almost frontfliped:


Dec 30 2011 10:38PM
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84891jnf92048
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I got yelled at today for pushing off at the top of the lift too hard and almost derailing the lift. I learned that all you have to do to not ge in trouble in that situation is be complacent, call the guy sir, be apologetic, and promise not to do it again.
Dec 30 2011 10:48PM
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LDV
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Not exactly what I learned but this happened in a very heated discussion between two kids who couldn't have been more than 6 years old.

Parent: "Man it's getting harder to ski 6+ hours"
Kid 1: "Can you ski for 26 hours?"
Kid 2: "That's a whole day!"
Kid 1: "Wait. *thinks intensely* A day is 24!"
Kid 2: "No that's Christmas!"


Also, same chairlift ride. The day was fairly clear with some scattered cloud until the end of the day when a storm system moved in.

Kid 1: "Mom! I can count all the clouds in the sky! One!"
Dec 30 2011 10:54PM
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TOAST.
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whoever is on the outside of the bullwheel should win.
Dec 30 2011 10:55PM
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DW.
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Thats impressive.
Dec 30 2011 11:19PM
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old-dirty11
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or everyone crosses eachother's skis and u all try to get off without falling. try it
Dec 30 2011 11:23PM
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I.B
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I don't know.

Me and my friends (mostly matt) see who can get off the chairlift last with out hitting the bar that stops the lift. Needless to say it gets intense.

Lift stop count:
Me:4
Matt:2

it's shitty as fuck.
Dec 30 2011 11:29PM
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Flacko
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whenever i get a 6 year old snowboarder dick who critasizes me for skiing which has happened numerous times ill hold the bar down (only if its the its without a safety stopper) and when we go around i jump off and the kid has to ride down
Dec 30 2011 11:44PM
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SPskier543
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I highly doubt you have ever done this, what kind of parent let's their 6 year old ride a chairlift with a random person alone and what kind of lift operator just let's them go around again. I call bull shit
Dec 30 2011 11:48PM
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Malcolm
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Me and my brother came up with a really cool joke on the chairlift today.

Priest: You'll need to reach out and touch faith
Guy: I tried but you aren't allowed to touch the strippers
Dec 30 2011 11:50PM
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.Jacob
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Dec 30 2011 11:54PM
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steezeandskis
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This my friend is simply not true. EVEN at STP. That would break laws of chemistry
Dec 30 2011 11:58PM
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StreetsOfRage
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lol'd
Dec 30 2011 11:59PM
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cheener12
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I was in the gondola with a ski po and I learned that he lived like 5 hous.es down from me. Really nice guy
Dec 30 2011 11:59PM
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Wolffy
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i havent laughed so hard in my life...
Dec 31 2011 12:37AM
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roddy116
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i learn alot about colleges, and someone once told me his latest sexual encounter
Dec 31 2011 12:41AM
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Lick
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Why don't we just turn this into "Cool thing to do on a chairlift" like games and fun things

i like the who can lift the bar up last.
Dec 31 2011 12:51AM
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chill_davis
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a nice fellow at sugarloaf told me that i could use my go pro to film porno
Dec 31 2011 12:59AM
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Lick
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haha. gopro.
Dec 31 2011 1:04AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i learned some kids should not be aloud to leave the house.
Dec 31 2011 1:34AM
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thisandthatfilms
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i have never laughed so hard in my life
Dec 31 2011 1:48AM
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Finnbear
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oh my god, ahahhahaha.
Dec 31 2011 1:49AM
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cheezeNbacon
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that made me laugh very hard
Dec 31 2011 1:53AM
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.AR6rider.
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The solid and liquid forms of water can exist in equilibrium at exactly 32 degrees Fahrenheit. 32 is both the freezing and melting point for water.
Dec 31 2011 1:55AM
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JWoods
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Technically according to a study conducted at the University of Utah the REAL freezing point of water is actually at -55F 32 is just the temperature where water can start to form ice crystals but at -55 the water actually starts to spontaneously form ice crystals without the help of some sort of molecule to form around.
Dec 31 2011 2:26AM
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reverendwrong
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partially true. The latent energy required for water to go from the frozen state to the liquid state is 80 calories. So, the liquid water needs to lose 80C to the environment around it to freeze, and inversely, frozen water needs to gain 80C to melt. So 32F is the highest temperature at which water can freeze and the lowest it can melt.
Dec 31 2011 2:33AM
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.AR6rider.
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The freezing point is the point at which it begins to freeze...derp. The freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit.


PS - anyone who goes/went to the University of Utah probably isn't smart enough to understand these things anyway.
Dec 31 2011 2:34AM
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ski93
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You don't need to get an undergrad degree in England to study medicine
Dec 31 2011 2:34AM
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DW.
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last time I checked, this thread isn't called "hey guys let's be really gay and stuff", so quit being so gay. And stuff.
Dec 31 2011 2:38AM
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Oldmann1584
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switzerland is the greatest country in the world
Dec 31 2011 2:39AM
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th3Mailman
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"new hampshire is a city in the south"
Dec 31 2011 2:42AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.
Dec 31 2011 2:44AM
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DW.
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So, by the "shitty, broken end", is "shitty" referring to literal shit? Or is it more of an implication of a 'bad' or 'low quality' broomstick? Because if the reference is to feces, I'm not sure I understand how it came to be "shitty", considering you've broken it off outside my anus, and the "shitty" part of said stick would still be inside.

I'm also not sure that I understand how you perceive me to be able to watch my father be raped with the bat and stick, as I would most likely be preoccupied with the neck would which would undoubtedly be bleeding profusely, creating a major distraction.

Although your desires are admittedly quite disturbing, I'm glad you feel so passionately about my father and I. I'll make sure to pass on the message.
Dec 31 2011 3:00AM
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_DUSTY_
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Click for larger image
Dec 31 2011 3:12AM
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DW.
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That was gayer than sigfreid and roy.
Dec 31 2011 3:18AM
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henrytargett
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If you have actually done this, that is epic.
Dec 31 2011 3:19AM
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Owl
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For me today it was two french ladies on the chair and I speak french but just listened to their conversation (creepy but its my thing ya know?) and so what I learned is about different foot creams and that gold bond works the best for them.
Dec 31 2011 3:29AM
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