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My Brother: The Gaper

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JFM
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
I have two brothers. One, like me, looks pretty fresh. The other rocks at least a 3 inch goggle gap, poles pretty much up to his shoulders, 05' Screams that are a foot and a half shorter than him, and 03' Bolle goggles. He isn't bad at skiing, he just looks like a moron. I still enjoy his company on the slopes but it's pretty embarrassing.

Does anyone else have gaper relatives/friends? Go ahead and talk about them.
Dec 28 2011 3:12AM
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kingskier
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
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Dec 28 2011 5:06AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Your brother must have a massive head.
Dec 28 2011 5:10AM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
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Dec 28 2011 7:40AM
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powninja
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 242
Everyone was a gaper at one point. Don't act like you have been a badass skier from day 1.
Dec 28 2011 8:08AM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again??????
Dec 28 2011 8:17AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Damn it, fuck English with a million meanings for every word.
Dec 28 2011 8:25AM
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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
my entire family looks like gapers, i hate it
Dec 28 2011 12:29PM
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kingskier
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
aha i feel you. got cut up by my sister coming into a jump like right before i was going off the kicker. it was a small poppy kickeri had built myself. i fucked up in the air and landed on my bag which had my spare lens in it. it broke and i bruised my back.
Dec 28 2011 12:33PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
i've been a badass since day one. I;m the best skiier on the mountain.
Dec 28 2011 12:36PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
I wish i was a gaper.
Dec 28 2011 12:37PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Fartbags are so bloody comfy....i remember them from when i was like six or so.
Dec 28 2011 12:50PM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
dont worry you are a gaper :)
Dec 28 2011 1:14PM
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SNAKES1
Posts: 121 - Karma: 67
I hear ya
Dec 28 2011 11:13PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
lolwut? am i missing something..
Dec 28 2011 11:28PM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027

if only the rest of us could be like you

+K

Dec 28 2011 11:29PM
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TheDavisMobile
Posts: 149 - Karma: 14
My brother is 20 and a hardcore gaper, And we've been skiing together since like 6th grade. I've come to accept his state, most people on the slopes are gapers too. We're all gapers on the inside. Just silly gapers hiding behind XXXXXXXXL Jiberish and Oakley goggles.
Dec 28 2011 11:46PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
yeah i feel you bro, everyone on every mountain should at least have a saga jacket
Dec 28 2011 11:47PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
Why don't you help him get stylin' a little bit dude? haha
Dec 28 2011 11:50PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
In reality, he looks normal, and it's you who looks like the "gaper."
Dec 28 2011 11:55PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
your sister was knifing you as you were going into a jump?
Dec 29 2011 9:54AM
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kingskier
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
o. nah she skied in front of me jus before i went off the jump.
Dec 29 2011 11:24AM
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HumanGenius
Posts: 359 - Karma: 228
yeah. and then they give me shit about my "weird style"
Dec 30 2011 1:23AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
lol gonna cry if you try french
Dec 30 2011 1:26AM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 874
been slaying since 96
Dec 30 2011 1:31AM
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GoggleT@n
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
Fortunately, only my moms a gaper x)
Dec 30 2011 1:32AM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
gapers are always having so much fun. Its always an epic day for them no matter what the conditions are. Sometimes it puts a smile on my face to see gapers having such a great time doing the lamest shit. I miss those days.
Dec 30 2011 1:36AM
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COskier
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 131
Who gives a shit about how you dress, just worry about how you ski.

Not that I would ever truly be embarrassed to ride with anybody, but I'm way more critical of people who spend a lot of time on how they look yet suck at skiing than people who just are newbs at both. Then again, I'm kind of a cynical asshole. I consider anybody who rides park and looks cool but can't at least, for instance, do a good switch 7 to be a little bitch. Diddo for all mountain skiers who can't rip moguls or execute a good turn on steeps.
Dec 30 2011 1:41AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
ahhahahaha
Dec 30 2011 1:47AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
what do you mean by "spend more time on how they look"? I mean, you can order a saga jacket and a pair of their pants, but that doesn't mean you've spent al ot of time on how you look.
Dec 30 2011 1:51AM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
thats what i did, ordered a saga jacket and pants. first year in park and i get soooo much shit for wearing saga cause im not the best park skiier ya know
Jan 3 2012 3:22PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
yep.
Jan 3 2012 3:25PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
i lold so hard... and after shot debate i have decided it is sig worthy
Jan 3 2012 3:34PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
yes...he's a funny chill kid but he wears racing boots a junior helmet a pair of 10 year old goggles not much bigger then a pair of sunglasses so he always has gaper gap, but he thinks he makes up for it by wearing a line tooby.
and he sucks at skiing
Jan 3 2012 3:35PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
when i started skiing i wore a bright orange columbia jacket, skinny rei pants that i put inside my boots, and a rainbow colored beanie with girls sunglasses. but i was still the best skier on the mountain.
Jan 3 2012 3:36PM
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MrChevyCelebrity
Posts: 509 - Karma: 406
hahahahaha +k

ps. did you guys all make sure to go vote for tom wallisch?
Jan 4 2012 9:20AM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
If he skis well and u enjoy his company then why do u care what other think?
Jan 4 2012 9:25AM
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TheDavisMobile
Posts: 149 - Karma: 14
I actually saw you sigged it on another thread and was smiling like a kid with a 12 lb candy bar. Thank you sir. It made my day.
Jan 8 2012 12:26AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
the first crew i went skiing with in college looked like they were dressing for gaper day. like flamboyantly gaper. but they fucking shredded, AND drank like fish. I was the best dressed, with the best skis, and got left in their dust on most runs. the only issue was that one dude refused to alter his dins past were the shop set them, so he would pre release every other run while charging in complete control.

I think its fucking awesome when there are low-key rippers.
Jan 8 2012 12:37AM
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TheBredward
Posts: 186 - Karma: 36

This exactly. I know have more respect for the kids in hand-me down shit that are sending it as hard as they can, compared to guys who look dope but don't really care about skiing.

Jan 8 2012 1:22AM
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DannyArnold
Posts: 247 - Karma: 366
Yea who cares what homeboy wears, If he is comfy, then hes perfect!
Jan 8 2012 8:12PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
not really at all, the majority of gapers I see are complaining about the temperature or saying how they don't feel well or tired and how they hate skiing in the snow. These are all from today...
Jan 8 2012 8:17PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
Posts: 490 - Karma: 16
me and devin; "yeah so i hear its going to snow tomorrow, pretty stoked." gaper soup taking wanker:"oh well i hope not, i hate skiing in the snow" me and devin; -____-
Jan 8 2012 8:28PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Location=Steamboat Colorado...
Jan 8 2012 8:35PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
haha you're mean, you shouldn't care what he looks like if you enjoy skiing with him.
Jan 8 2012 8:43PM
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