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Awkward NS call out

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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
So I'm skiing today at loon for those of you who know where that is and I see a kid wearing the new sessions newschoolers jacket, I'm like this kid must know what's up so I go over to him. I give him the classic "chads gap to Alta" call out and he just stares blankly and has no idea what I'm saying. It just made me feel real awkward I figured a kid wearing the newschoolers jacket would at least know the call out. Anyone else have experiences like this with very unsuccessful call outs?
Dec 27 2011 4:34PM
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JHendrix
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deja vu..did this to a kid at Blue Mt, PA he didn't know wtf was going on
Dec 27 2011 4:35PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Last weekend, I saw a snowboarder with the NS jacket. I was gonna do the chad's gap call out if I was close to him, but I wasn't :(
Dec 27 2011 4:36PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
at my family reunion a few years ago, i thought my aunt was pregoo.....i asked her....got slapped...that's and i saw a lady with a saga sticker and asked if she skied....she looked at me like i was retarded..
haha feel ya bro

Dec 27 2011 4:36PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
it was the abortionator
Dec 27 2011 4:40PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
saw a jeep at stewarts with saga, dakine, and 4frnt skicker on it
me: "ski newschoolers man?" (pointing to stickers)
guy: "i bought this off some guy that skied"
me: walk away disappointed
Dec 27 2011 4:42PM
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Lucas
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Lol
Dec 27 2011 5:12PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
Kids at top of park with t-wall fulltilts line a-bangs and pivots. Over hear them talking about how much karma they have on newschoolers. Opportunity arises go over to them
"do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?!"
"Chad's gap is in utah man"
i skied away not wanting to live on this planet anymore
Dec 27 2011 5:18PM
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carlos_the_dog
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why would you want to socialize with kids that brag about imaginary points off a website?
Dec 27 2011 5:24PM
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I.B
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CAUSE THEY HAD FUCKING FULLTILTS SO IT MEANS THEY ARE GOOD.
Dec 27 2011 5:25PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
WHO WAS WEARING A GRAY SKI THE EASST FITTED AT THE BURLINGTON MALL TODAY!!???
Dec 27 2011 5:27PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
yeah i've done that a couple times, where people didn't know what was going on. also one time in a web design class this kid was watching Tim Durtchi's edias segment.

when the dub on pyramid happened i was like:

me: so dope, pyramids huge
him: wtf are you talking about
me: the gap he threw a dub flat over
him: seriously wtf are you talking about.
me: its a trick. are you going to the grand bizarre premier
him: wtf are you talking about
me: its a movie, made by the same people who made that
him: they make movies??
me: yeah

then he kind of just looked at me weird
Dec 27 2011 5:35PM
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128368798788
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I dont think people realize that easily 70% of NS is GAPERS to the max.


If you dont believe me just look at half the threads that wind up in ski gabber.

for those of you who need examples of what i'm talking about, I shall make a list of ridiculous thread titles that any normal freeskier would say, "WHY IN GODS NAME ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THIS":

"Jiberish?"
"4bi9?"
"ski boots on a plane?"
"What to expect from a sponsorship"
"profession speed"
"360's"
"Progressing????"
"what is a freeskier?"
"building a kicker?"
"Best parks in utah?"----------------------anyone knows that PC is uncomparable, however Brighton isn't a terrible substitute

"Easy grabs"
"why do people make fun of me when I take my skis off?"


and so forth. its painful sometimes
Dec 27 2011 6:37PM
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jewFro
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This thread I want to see, anyone got a link?
Dec 27 2011 6:42PM
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PJS.
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Whenever these threads pop up theres like 50 people who have tried to call people out, but the call-outee is either a poser, slow, or just retarded. How come the call outers don't ever run into each other.
Dec 27 2011 6:44PM
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Jakx~
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It does happen, you just don't hear about them as much. I had a successful call out first day/claim :)
Dec 27 2011 6:48PM
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jewFro
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Because everyone is awkward as fuck.

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Dec 27 2011 6:48PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
That awkward moment when he doesn't know that ski patrol blew it up.
Dec 27 2011 6:53PM
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Chubz.
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YESSSSS^^^^^^^^^^
Dec 27 2011 7:10PM
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ohmythugaim
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I called out a guy at Blue Mtn. in Toronto... He didn't post though, just watched edits. It was semi-awkward.
Got called out by some other guy a couple of years ago who actually posted (forget his username though)... i lied and said i didn't post because i'm afraid of people IRL finding out my NS identity.
Dec 27 2011 7:11PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Girl with 2nd gen nano, well placed old ns sticker, got stoked, asked if she was a newschooler - blank stare with the response "This was my psycho ex-bf's ipod"
Dec 27 2011 7:26PM
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*Nickdel*
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everyone and there mother has ski the east shit in burlington
Dec 27 2011 8:07PM
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Chief.Queef
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bann
Dec 27 2011 8:12PM
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Dwarftosser1
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL WTF??
Dec 27 2011 8:12PM
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why
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what?
Dec 27 2011 8:13PM
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SKETCHY_D
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wow ok.

Dec 27 2011 8:17PM
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84891jnf92048
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broto successfully called me out at killington. I was surprised.
Dec 27 2011 8:22PM
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PJS.
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What would it be like if it was someone you banned I wonder..
Dec 27 2011 8:24PM
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E__
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The opposite thing happened to me this weekend, some kid had NS stickers all over his helmet on the lift and we chatted about some of the random stuff people post on here.
Dec 27 2011 8:31PM
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ohmythugaim
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What'd you delete Gato?
Dec 27 2011 8:32PM
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Chief.Queef
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animated naked elf getting railed by some huge troll in the ass
Dec 27 2011 8:49PM
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.squirrely.
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i had my first succesful callout today. it wasnt as amazing as i thought it would be
Dec 27 2011 8:55PM
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why
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there was some guy with the NS/sessions jacket and I asked him how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta and he just stared at me, it was weird
Dec 27 2011 9:04PM
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PJS.
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Twas glorious
Dec 27 2011 9:20PM
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DURK18
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treds
Dec 27 2011 10:30PM
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DrZoidberg
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I still wonder where a kid that has line invaders, fulltilts, tall tees and a g suit, pants tucked into boots learns about all that stuff and then has no clue what ns is. Like half the time if you go up to somebody who looks like they'd be on here they're not.

And how do people not know the callout. Or at least the chad's gap thing. If you read 3 threads, 1 will probably have something about chad's in it. I've still never been called out, but I also don't dress in tall tees or bright colors.
Dec 27 2011 10:41PM
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saskskierftw
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I lost it cause "building a kicker" is my thread.. Awkward? :/
Dec 27 2011 10:42PM
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paige.
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 907
I once saw a kid at student night at my campus' bar wearing a NS tallT. I went up and tried the call out and he just looked at me like I had the plague. In his defense it was pretty loud in there so he was probably just confused because some drunk girl was screaming at him for no apparent reason and pointing at his shirt.
Dec 27 2011 10:50PM
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.travis.
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Had my first NS sighting the other day in traffic. I have a ns sticker on my truck and I'm sitting at a red light. This car pulls up beside me and the kid was just staring at me and mouths "hey". So I'm like WTF, why is this cracka muggin me. Then I looked back and saw he had a Jiberish hat on. So I mouthed "newschoolers" and he picked up his skis in the back of his car and we had like a, fuck yeah!! moment.

I was actually pretty pumped. I've had that sticker there for 2 years and never got spotted before.
So if you saw a dude in a black truck in Biddeford, Maine in traffic like a week ago, that was me!
Dec 27 2011 10:53PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
A kid at my high school wears an Armada hoodie every single day
Kid I know (also a skier) asked him if he skied
He said he snowboards
facepalm.jpg
Dec 27 2011 10:57PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
called out 3 or 4 13 year olds at rye airfield the other night. they were all wearing huge line sweatshirts. I used the classic chads gap from alta call out and a random ass biker laughed and knew what i was talking about. damn little kids didnt though
Dec 27 2011 11:09PM
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Davin
Posts: 669 - Karma: 354
Opening day at mountain creek, nj i succesfully called out someone. was pretty stoked that this kid i have never seen there decked in saga knew what he was talking about. It gave me hope.
Dec 27 2011 11:10PM
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SirFryanator
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all the NSers in my area ski with each other...no need to call ppl out
Dec 27 2011 11:18PM
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-ROY-
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there was a kid with a ns sessions jacket at granite. was gunna call out but didnt...i was in black and camo pants if you see this dawg
Dec 27 2011 11:28PM
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mmmpoundcake
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kid at vail with ns session jacket saw me today i gave him a wink.. he disnt return the favor so i skied away
Dec 27 2011 11:35PM
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Wolffy
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I know who you are talking about, i ski with him all the time. He doesnt know the NS callout, but he is on NS. ftfiend if you were wondering ahah. I was talking to him and he said,"this random guy just came up to me and asked if i knew how to get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta? when I said no he then proceeded to ask me if I love Tom Wallisch" I told him he got trolled.
Dec 27 2011 11:43PM
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PJS.
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He probably thinks your a pedophile
Dec 27 2011 11:47PM
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Wheaty214
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Ive met 3 people on newschoolers at two different resorts, didn't use the call out or anything haha. Was't awkward at all either.
Dec 27 2011 11:48PM
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Finnbear
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Haha I would
Dec 27 2011 11:49PM
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anashyo
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some boy screamed "newschoolers" at me when I was skiing down the hill, I just turned my head around and screamed back a very high pitched "woooohoooo." I'm not sure how you knew I was a nser, reveal yourself. ps this happened at holiday valley
Dec 28 2011 12:02AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I once said "Newschoolers?" to two French guys wearing First Drop suits.

I got the blankest of stares.
Dec 28 2011 12:10AM
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