"i still dont understand what the fuck twitter is" - Tom Warnick
"I would've just gone over there, punched him straight in the ear, stuck my wand up his nose and Avada Kedavra'd his brains out the back of his skull." - ElGato (when talking about the final Harry Potter movie.)
Those shorts at the beginning aren't nearly big enough.
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.