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Cotter
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So me and my friend were waiting for the lift to come around when the bar goes down so we couldnt get on we skiied off to the side were there was rocks and hay. has anybody else ever had an experience like this?
Dec 17 2011 9:10PM
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chiefbroseph
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you know what i think?

i have an erection...
Dec 17 2011 9:14PM
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xiiswag
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WERD

Dec 17 2011 9:17PM
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@nonymous
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Coming from Australia, we dont have much snow. I live in melbourne and we have 1 mountain that is a 3 hour drive. Mt Buller. Small, and highly populated. Australia is known for its high popullation of different ethnic groups. To get to the point, we have a lot of Asians. The Asians move to the 'opportunity city's' like melbourne and a lot of them want to learn how to ski. Like i said, buller is a small mountain. Imagine a 5th of Vail. All the asians go on to one run called Bourke Street which has a popullation of over 500 people daily. As for the chairlift, people dont know how to get on. I was lining up to get on, and the asian skied infront of me. On that chairlift ride, I had anal sex with an asian. not a good way to lose your virginity I can tell you. We also have a lot of Indians who come up and tobbogan on the main runs. Indians on foot are the worst. We had one walk right into a loading zone whilst I was lapping the park. It was early season. I fell off the chair along with my friend right onto grass and rock. The whole chair tipped and one guy got caught up in the safety bar on the way down. No harm done. But you have to know. You think you have it bad over there with your 'Gapers'. We have it worse........
Dec 17 2011 9:22PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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Dec 17 2011 9:27PM
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Cotter
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this

Dec 17 2011 9:28PM
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ktd619
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cheese on toast.
Dec 17 2011 9:29PM
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Parks.
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A girl at mammoth got on the chair lift and fell off like 4 feet into a puddle..haha sad but really fuckin funny
Dec 17 2011 9:41PM
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Stose
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a guy at mammoth fell off the chair about 1 feet and hit the ground with his face.
Dec 17 2011 9:53PM
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Parks.
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A guy at mammoth dangled about 12 feet..work crew got netting to catch him but when he fell on it it didn't do shit and he smacked into the ground
Dec 17 2011 10:02PM
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ForeverYung
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Hahahaha
Dec 17 2011 10:37PM
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ktd619
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This one time i fell off the rope tow.
Dec 17 2011 10:40PM
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Pool.
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chair 8 today? cuz i was wondering what happened
Dec 17 2011 10:43PM
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gotti
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False.


That is physically impossible based on the size of their wangs.
Dec 17 2011 10:46PM
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Parks.
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Haha actually no ....chair 2 last year..something like that happened today?? Haha
Dec 17 2011 11:27PM
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Piste.Off
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Dec 17 2011 11:31PM
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Parks.
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That would suck sooo much penis
Dec 17 2011 11:35PM
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Pool.
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well some person fell of the chair lift (or something like that the lifty said) and they closed the lift
Dec 17 2011 11:47PM
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gotti
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that is one well planned moon.


congrats to u sir
Dec 17 2011 11:51PM
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970-Pow
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Over the summer I took a Chairlift in China to get up to a part of the Great Wall we were seeing.

It was solid rust and janky as shit, the thing looked like it had been through hell

I was legitimately scared I was going to fall to my death in china because of s shitty old lift
Dec 18 2011 12:04AM
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Parks.
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hahaha damn didnt even notice that!! thought it was his pants lol
Dec 18 2011 12:11AM
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Dirtyyy
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must of been a dope time
Dec 18 2011 11:19PM
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.Jacob
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Saw the title and immediately assumed it was you Andrew :P But yeah, that chair was so sketchy, chairlift from hell.
Dec 18 2011 11:32PM
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skiEER
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that pic with the naked guy is from vail from a few years ago
Dec 18 2011 11:50PM
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Saintlysteeze
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one time at band camp...
Dec 18 2011 11:51PM
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crab_pretzel
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thought you were 100% serious up to this point
Dec 19 2011 6:04PM
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howlongcanausern
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ahahahahaahah
Dec 19 2011 6:40PM
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