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Neti Pot

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Culla
Posts: 323 - Karma: 57
I'm sure your all familiar with this;



But, did you know IT CAN KILL!!!

Two people in Louisiana died recently after using their Neti Pots with tap water that had a brain eating amoeba in it. The amoeba (Naeglaria Fowleri) is harmless unless you get it deep enough into your nasal passage.


Dec 16 2011 8:23PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
well i dont live in dirty ass louisiana so my water is clean
Dec 16 2011 9:02PM
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TonicAura
Posts: 454 - Karma: 39
the squirt bottle they make is soooo much better
Dec 16 2011 9:24PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
^^This.
And those dumb southerners didnt boil the water ahead of time like you are supposed to!!! DUH
Dec 17 2011 6:22PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
bump, im  clogged like a dutch watershed over here, neti pot or flonase or  whats best for getting my sinuses clear as shit and out of pain from irritants like cocaine?
Sep 15 2013 8:30PM
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Lemuel
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Sep 15 2013 8:41PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
WHAT. THE. FUCK.



Everyone in the library just stared at me because I started laughing way too hard when the sunglasses came down
Sep 15 2013 8:42PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
^^Damn! You stole my post!
Sep 15 2013 9:51PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Damn, I just did this yesterday, fuck colds. But seriously, I live in Wisconsin so I don't ahve to worry about that
Sep 15 2013 10:14PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
This was on 1000 ways to die once.
Sep 15 2013 10:18PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I LOST SO HARD when the sunglasses came.
Sep 15 2013 10:18PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Most relevant use if a gif I have ever seen.
Sep 15 2013 10:37PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
you just won the internet
Sep 15 2013 10:46PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
first of all if you live in Louisiana and care this much about hygiene, fucking props to you.
for the other %90 that don;t, do not bet your uncle/brother a bottle of bourbon that you can shoot dip res filled shit water farther out your nose than he can. gonna lose either way
Sep 15 2013 10:52PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
The bottle things work the best. They're fuckin nasty tho. When all the mucus and snot and shit get forced up one nostril and out the other it makes you wanna puke. And when you're REAL stuffed up it can sometimes comes out your tear ducts a bit because the water has nowhere else to go - if you squeeze the bottle too hard. Also don't be lazy and use cool water cuz that hurts like a bitch.
However, when you're done it feels like you're breathing through your nose for the first time in your life, until 5 minutes later when you're stuffed up again. But the more you do it the longer it lasts, especially if you get medicine to put in the solution.
/ChronicSinusitisPatient
Sep 15 2013 10:57PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
I just have a feeling its not anywhere near as pleasant as its portrayed.
Sep 15 2013 11:05PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
yeah i use that when i have a cold its amazing
Sep 15 2013 11:09PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Why the fuck do people buy into this shit? Humans have been living for thousands of years without a fucking neti pot or ear cleaner because you know how our face is supposed to be cleaned and regulated? by itself. Your body naturally cleans itself out without these shitty products. mucus is good for your nose/nasal passages and throat, and earwax is good for your ears. It is there because it is supposed to be there. I hope you do die if your dumb enough to buy this crap.
Sep 15 2013 11:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
does that mean i shouldn't wipe my ass?
Sep 16 2013 12:20AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
i was only talking about ear cleaner and nose cleaner specifically. no shit hygiene is good.
Sep 16 2013 12:36AM
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Otherside
Posts: 305 - Karma: 93
Using it on a regular day basis is pretty stupid and pointless. If you have a cold when there is a lot of mucus in your nose it could be considered the next Messiah.
Sep 16 2013 12:49AM
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Steezy_P
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Sep 16 2013 1:21AM
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