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Black bottled water? why not.

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most_mint
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http://blkbeverages.com/products.php

This stuff is spring water, enriched with Fulvic acid, giving it a black color, with 77 minerals and a source of tons of antioxidants. tons more stuff about it on the site. MAD expensive though, however would look pretty badass drinking black water.
Dec 15 2011 9:32PM
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mehregan15
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the new fiji.
Dec 15 2011 9:33PM
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J.M
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would get hot fast. Sun is attracted to black (absorbed)

I don't like piss warm water....

Dec 15 2011 9:34PM
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northeast
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this. dumb idea, but it's gonna fly off the shelves. and i'm totally gonna buy some.
Dec 15 2011 9:37PM
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Smokey.
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so it's mud water? i'll pass.
Dec 15 2011 9:38PM
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k-fred
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this, and it's 55$ for 24 bottle... seriously i can have 24 bottle for 3 buck here
Dec 15 2011 9:38PM
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Ben.
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Just when i thought bottled water had gotten as ridiculous as possible...
Dec 15 2011 9:38PM
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Dan.P
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sounds like a gimmick to me
Dec 15 2011 9:38PM
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JamesR
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Dec 15 2011 9:39PM
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J.M
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that's a cool picture, bro. care to explain why i'm invalid?
Dec 15 2011 9:42PM
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most_mint
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Agreed. Bottled water may be one of my biggest complaints. WHY DO YOU NEED A NEW BOTTLE EVERY GOD DAMN TIME YOU DRINK?!?! i carry a nalgene with me everywhere i go, and just cant see who the hell would buy bottled water, just to throw out the bottles, when its just as easy to spend $5 on waterbottle and fill it up anywhere you go. i just dont get it.
Dec 15 2011 9:43PM
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soulskier
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i think he's more questioning your wording than anything?
Dec 15 2011 9:43PM
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gnarnia.
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even if it tastes normal, and has all the benefits everyone says it does, no one will buy it. it will be like when heinz made blue and green ketchup. its a mind over matter asthetic thing, and the black color is going to deter people for sure.
Dec 15 2011 9:45PM
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EastCoast315
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yes get we 24 bottle dollar 3 too here
Dec 15 2011 9:46PM
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most_mint
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Dude man, green and purple ketchup was the best thing that has ever happened to the ketchup world.
Dec 15 2011 9:47PM
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84891jnf92048
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Sun is not attracted to black; black absorbs more light waves from the sun, converting the energy into heat. The only thing "sun", which I guess means light, is attracted to is potentially immensely massive objects with enough gravity to actually pull in light.
Dec 15 2011 9:48PM
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gnarnia.
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it creeped me out. and i think the rest of the population for the most part, because its gone haha
Dec 15 2011 9:48PM
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JamesR
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let's not forget pink, orange, and blue. Also, does anyone remember the blue french fries that were out around the same time? I had blue fries and green ketchup once.
Dec 15 2011 9:49PM
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J.M
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so? i put the correct term in parentheses

Sort of right. Meh.

at·tract play_w2("A0511800") (Click for larger image-trClick for larger imagektClick for larger image)

v. at·tract·ed, at·tract·ing, at·tracts

v.tr.
1. To cause to draw near or adhere by physical force: Magnetic poles are attracted to their opposites.
2. To arouse or compel the interest, admiration, or attention of: We were attracted by the display of lights.

v.intr.
To possess or use the power of attraction.

Dec 15 2011 9:50PM
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84891jnf92048
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Still wrong. Read my post.
Dec 15 2011 9:51PM
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.Ian.
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Ugh I remember the blue french fries... not a fan at all

I'm so gonna try this black water though! Why not right?
Dec 15 2011 9:52PM
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Childstar.
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I will probably buy it once,

Then think it is retarded,

Then never buy it again.
Dec 15 2011 9:54PM
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FerrisBueller
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lol hipsters,

it would stain shit sooo bad
Dec 15 2011 9:54PM
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84891jnf92048
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So does oddballs, but so many people still drink that.
Dec 15 2011 9:55PM
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Willgum
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BOOM toasted
Dec 15 2011 9:56PM
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*simba*
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A girl brought me a bottle of this the other day...it's just hype...but it is kind of cool seeing people's reactions when you're drinking black.
Dec 15 2011 9:59PM
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Parks.
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Once you blac you never go back
Dec 15 2011 9:59PM
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84891jnf92048
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Oddballs..... Huh. Fucking autocorrect, definitely typed odwalla.
Dec 15 2011 10:00PM
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BenWest
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I always love the scientific language they throw at people to get them to buy stuff. Next time you see a commercial that tells you "natural ingredients like carrots"... ask yourself, why does my body need these natural ingredients? Arsenic is natural for fuck sake.
I mean i'm not actually sure what the natural pH levels of the human body are, but when they just throw out there that it's got a pH of 9 and will therefore decrease acidity in your body, is that necessarily a good thing? Natural waters occur at around 6 pH, and as pH is a negative logarithm of the hydronium ion concentration, that's more than just a linear increase of 3 in hydronium ions. this is just retarded. Anyone know more chemistry that could back up there pH claims?
Dec 15 2011 10:00PM
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Peter.
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definitely gonna buy a bottle of this when i get home
Dec 15 2011 10:02PM
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-emile-
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at first i thought only the bottle was black,

but that is pretty sweet
Dec 15 2011 10:04PM
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Davy.Crockett
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honestly i'd probably buy some as onetime thing
Dec 15 2011 10:07PM
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J.M
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Thank you, Charlie.  I am forever enlightened.
Dec 15 2011 10:12PM
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bustinthejus
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My good sir you seem to fail to understand the meaning of at least a few words... Although you could be very well be invalid, I believe what you were trying to ask was why your statement was invalid. Also, even if "sun" was attracted to black objects, the correct term would have been light...
Dec 15 2011 10:18PM
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zagfan5
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this. ive never understood bottled water. its such a waste.
Dec 15 2011 10:19PM
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J.M
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cool story bro. Read posts above.

My problem has already been established. Have a good night.

Dec 15 2011 10:21PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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haha I googled oddballs trying to figure out what it was and concluded that the reason I couldnt find it was bc it was a new hipster thing
Dec 15 2011 10:22PM
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84891jnf92048
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Hahahahahah I think that means good things about my reputation.
Dec 15 2011 10:35PM
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[tk]
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Too bad I've never even heard of any of those retailers..

Looks cool though, I would buy a bottle and probably never get one again.
Dec 15 2011 10:48PM
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Flacko
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see a black kid drinking from the water foutain hand him the water and see his reaction
Dec 15 2011 10:51PM
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