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Boners in public

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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
it happens to the best of us.


ever been seen in class or somewhere else with a raging hard on?
Dec 14 2011 3:43AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Man I always getting boner attacks at the worst times. So inconvenient if you have to walk far
Dec 14 2011 3:59AM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
when class ends, you have a boner, and you have walk to your next class.
Dec 14 2011 5:42AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
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Dec 14 2011 5:56AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
ive got an permanent one
Dec 14 2011 5:58AM
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.skiwi.
Posts: 898 - Karma: 40
If you get one in jeans. Ouch.
Dec 14 2011 6:07AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
12 o clock tuck is key
Dec 14 2011 6:13AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
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Dec 14 2011 6:51AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Doesn't happen anymore, thank fuck.
Dec 14 2011 6:56AM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
teh one one day i wore really loose thin bball shorts, i got it when i was doing a presentation in class
Dec 14 2011 7:47AM
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Jew-Jitsu
Posts: 159 - Karma: 45
This. x24
Dec 14 2011 7:49AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
cover your escaping dragon with some notebooks or shit
Dec 14 2011 7:55AM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,008
I feel like ive been seen tucking b4. but it usually goes away when i get up from my chair after class while im packing up my shit.
Dec 14 2011 7:57AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
If you pay attention in class itll go away. Occupying your mind with anything not sexual will bring your boy back down.
Dec 14 2011 8:12AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I lost.
Dec 14 2011 8:16AM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
I was wearing sweatpants one day when i was reading an essay and I got one of the biggest boners of my life. (The reason is beyond me). Even worse, there was no podium. But i clutched it out by dropping my paper and pullin a 12 o clock flip
Dec 14 2011 8:31AM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
i always get the "nrb" aka "no reason boner" always at the worst times too
Dec 14 2011 8:52AM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
haven't gotten one in class for a while. when i was a freshmen and going through puberty i had them all the fricken time. i had to wear sweatshirts all the time to cover up my raging boners between classes. so awkward!
Dec 14 2011 8:53AM
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GNARwalls
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 527
i get them when i get up after class cuz ur body's at rest and when u try to start moving it sends blood EVERYWHERE including ur dick. like ur morning woody. i tap my foot and try to get the blood down there instead, or i talk to some guys and it goes away
Dec 14 2011 8:56AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
made my day +k
Dec 14 2011 9:03AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
for some reason i would always get a boner as soon as we pulled into the driveway of my high school, so when i was getting out of the car i always had a boner for no reason
Dec 14 2011 9:08AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
I dunno man, might be a sign that you're destined to become a teacher or something.
Dec 14 2011 9:09AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Oh God
Dec 14 2011 9:49AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Dec 14 2011 9:51AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
one time when i was in like 4th grade i got a boner.
Dec 14 2011 9:54AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
next time it happens just snap it in half... pussies.
Dec 14 2011 10:27AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Lol not even close. Good try though.
Dec 14 2011 10:32AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
i used to get a boner every single day on the drive to school. don't know why.
Dec 14 2011 10:39AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Whenever I'm walking off the fucking bus...
Dec 14 2011 10:52AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
those days are over
Dec 14 2011 10:52AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
or a pedophile
Dec 14 2011 10:53AM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Thank fuck I don't have to worry about this anymore.
Dec 14 2011 10:54AM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
I just loled in math class
Dec 14 2011 10:57AM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
this is what tall tees are for, problem solved.
Dec 14 2011 10:57AM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
boxer briefs eliminate this frequent problem
Dec 14 2011 11:26AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
The name is WestWoods...



I face the west the sun hits my face as it sets, I GET HARD!
Dec 14 2011 11:46AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Leverage - You wake up with EMHO (early morning hard on), you go to pee, you push down to aim and your feet lift up off the floor.
Dec 14 2011 11:54AM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
this is so annoying, it makes peeing very difficult.

Dec 14 2011 3:29PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
i lost so hard i spit my gatorade on my monitor
Dec 14 2011 3:34PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
Dec 14 2011 3:37PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
Rob is a cruel, but hilarious man.
Dec 14 2011 3:37PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
There was this kid in my spanish class who sat next to his girlfriend and one day she was rubbing his leg. He was trying everything he could to hide his boner. Thankfully I never saw it but he was crossing his legs, messing with his pants, turning his body away from her. It was quite funny to watch
Dec 14 2011 3:38PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
know how i know you're a virgin?
Dec 14 2011 3:41PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
superbad, best movie ever
Dec 14 2011 3:53PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
because it takes me less than 5 seconds to jerk it to scrambly tv porn?
Dec 14 2011 3:58PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Hahahahahaha best post in a long time. Too bad you're already 10/10
Dec 14 2011 3:58PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
the worst is when you get a boner in church, because then you feel like have sinned.
Dec 14 2011 4:05PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
*you
Dec 14 2011 4:05PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
jerry sandusky gets boners at sunday school
Dec 14 2011 4:07PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
lol
today we had a christmas concert and got a massive 1, it was jokes!

Dec 14 2011 4:11PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Hahahahaha! Maybe you were watching this commercial. Denise Austin fitness nut. She'll make your taters tot!

Dec 14 2011 4:12PM
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