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Dear ski companies....

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wootang
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Please start making jib skis with an edge underfoot capable of producing sparks when hitting rails. That is all.
Dec 13 2011 1:17PM
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GreenStezz
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Why??............................
Dec 13 2011 1:18PM
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Casual.
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You dumbfuck.
Dec 13 2011 1:21PM
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CassiusClay
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Dear wishiwashawhatever, please start hitting rails at night, sparks will be produced.
Dec 13 2011 1:23PM
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Caveman.
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Not taken.
Dec 13 2011 1:24PM
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Caveman.
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Note taken.
Dec 13 2011 1:24PM
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wootang
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So much hatred... I just like sparks, and I feel that the occasional one produced at night is insufficient. I certainly didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities.
Dec 13 2011 1:29PM
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Casual.
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Dem turtles.
Dec 13 2011 1:48PM
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wootang
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Love for turtles. Fair enough.
Dec 13 2011 1:50PM
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mehregan15
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chad bro chill
Dec 13 2011 2:41PM
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brhisawsome
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trolololol?
Dec 13 2011 3:07PM
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Jew-Jitsu
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I really hope this is a shitstorm thread...
Dec 13 2011 3:50PM
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Piste.Off
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All metal bases
Dec 13 2011 3:52PM
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wootang
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Better yet....

One could do one edge in one metal and the other in another, such that different colors occur during a switchup.

Where's the guy who wanted to make the custom shaped poll baskets...he'd be down with this.
Dec 13 2011 4:03PM
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onLINE
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just tape sparklers to your sidewalls.
Dec 13 2011 4:25PM
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[creative]
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[IMG]iacmusic.com/uploads2/SPARKLERS_-_sparklers_5-9-09_white_bursting_LARGE.jpg[/IMG]
Dec 13 2011 4:33PM
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ktd619
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I lol'd
Dec 13 2011 4:41PM
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steezywannabeezy
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This is like Shane McConkey theatrical shit!
Dec 13 2011 4:45PM
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LARd.
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Click for larger image tape some of this shit on there bam insta spark
Dec 13 2011 4:47PM
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james6345789
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Mine spark...
Dec 13 2011 4:49PM
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Cotter
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[IMG]iacmusic.com/uploads2/SPARKLERS_-_sparklers_5-9-09_white_bursting_LARGE.jpg
Dec 13 2011 4:54PM
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wootang
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Fuck it.

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Dec 13 2011 5:05PM
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Trace.
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I'll be at home depot buying sheet metal for the prototypes
Dec 13 2011 5:07PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
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I thought of something like this maybe as a way to strengthen your edges and stop cracking but never for sparks? and i wasn't sure how it could actually work
Dec 13 2011 5:13PM
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wootang
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On a serious note....I wonder (and someone who actually knows something about ski technology should probably weigh in) if a full sheet metal underfoot would be doable on a park ski. I've ripped out enough edges I would probably give them a shot if someone made them.

Plus...THEY WOULD MAKE FUCKING SPARKS. Don't hate.
Dec 13 2011 6:39PM
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ECDomain
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[IMG]iacmusic.com/uploads2/SPARKLERS_-_sparklers_5-9-09_white_bursting_LARGE.jpg[IMG]
Dec 13 2011 7:03PM
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ECDomain
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[img]iacmusic.com/uploads2/SPARKLERS_-_sparklers_5-9-09_white_bursting_LARGE.jpg[/img]
Dec 13 2011 7:09PM
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jcjs
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sure, which of the 2 would you like 1) 20 pound skis or 2) $1500+ per pair
sparks not included
Dec 13 2011 7:09PM
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hokkanee
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You should see if you can make some flint edges
Dec 13 2011 7:11PM
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skiingblowsme
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i like!
Dec 13 2011 7:11PM
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Parks.
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thats retarded?
Dec 13 2011 7:12PM
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wootang
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Either would be a small price to pay for the next level of badassness.
Dec 13 2011 7:13PM
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Thenowhereman42
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When Oakley finally makes the Osama Pros they can have flint edges
Dec 13 2011 8:02PM
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wootang
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I'm telling you... Special edition Filthy Richies with flint edges. Shit is gonna blow up. You could tack on another $200 in margin and make a bucket of cash, and I would have my sparky skis. Do it!
Dec 13 2011 8:10PM
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Inline.
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Dec 13 2011 8:13PM
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Childstar.
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Threads like this is EXACTLY why i rarely step foot into ski-gabber...
Dec 13 2011 8:27PM
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corona
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because NSG is so much more intelligent
Dec 13 2011 8:34PM
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