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Canadian Slang

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Enstrut
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I heard a while back that Canadians have some weird slang. Do you Americans know any of these, or did you invent them?

Scrap: To fight someone
Cheddar: A sloppy pig like person
Wheel: To hit on someone, not to be dating, just to do date like things without dating (i.e.: making out, fingering? holding hands, sexting) a third wheel can be applied
Flow: to have greased back hair

anyone else have any?
Dec 12 2011 7:22PM
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InFlames
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How is that slang?


I've heard Americans say that too, furthermore the definition of wheel is not one I know. Wheeling a bitch just means you tryna fuck her tittayz.

Dec 12 2011 7:29PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
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A typical Canadian conversation:

So i was playing some puck (hockey) the other day and my flow (mullet) was looking sick then some tool started chirping (insulting) me so we scrapped (fought) and I wheeled (hooked up) his sister that night.
Dec 12 2011 7:52PM
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.Jacob
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wheeling is definitely popular among highschool students now. And flow is just a joke word.
Dec 12 2011 7:54PM
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yuck
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bahahah no you are wrong. flow is not a mullet

generally just long hair, relatively greasy, slicked back over your head. I believe the whole style originated from how hockey players with long hair would wear it back over their head when they ha their helmet on, and it makes it stay slicked back like that. Atleast thats what all the hockey heroes at my highschool would do.
Dec 12 2011 7:56PM
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TZP
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I'm a Canadian and have literally never heard any of these words being used. I didn't even know the meaning associated to them except for scrap ...
Dec 12 2011 8:00PM
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Anathema
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call your buddy a "duster" to insult him.

duster, as in, one who collects dust while sitting on the bench cause he didn't make it pro in the nhl
Dec 12 2011 8:01PM
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whoa-dere
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it's gay as fuck. just like swag, hella, etc.
Dec 12 2011 8:02PM
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corona
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use wheel all the time. scrap seems obvious and not slang.
Dec 12 2011 8:03PM
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cow.
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in canada, we have cheese strings. in the US, they have string cheeses.
Dec 12 2011 8:14PM
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emilyiscool
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i hear people use scrap for fight and wheel for trying too hooking up with/trying to sleep with people dunno about the other ones (yay canada >< )
Dec 12 2011 8:17PM
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BlakeG
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thats just hockey slang but

hockey=canada, so i guess it's canadian slang

also TABARNAK
Dec 12 2011 8:17PM
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corona
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that's the Queen's language, that ain't slang
Dec 12 2011 8:19PM
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tydan
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Kraft Dinner!
Dec 12 2011 8:20PM
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NickSki.
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Bogey
Dec 12 2011 8:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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hard as fuck, eh?
Dec 12 2011 8:21PM
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richard.
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toque
Dec 12 2011 8:22PM
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613.
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Scraped?
Dec 12 2011 8:22PM
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chicken
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the only ones i say are eh and hoser.
Dec 12 2011 8:24PM
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Jew-Jitsu
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I'm a Canadian and I've heard all of these except scrap I hear wheel (to make out with someone who your not dating) and flow (slicked back hair, usually worn with a hat) the most.
Dec 12 2011 8:27PM
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E__
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But Canadian hockey players use "flow" still as a term for mullets. Also another slang word is "beak" which means to chirp, one time in a hockey game I was playing a team from America and he called me a pussy so I was like, "Sick beaks" and he didn't know what it meant.
Dec 12 2011 8:27PM
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dreadyboy
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haven't heard of cheddar
Dec 12 2011 8:28PM
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ORDEAL
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Flow is American too. Although it means just genaeral "steezy" hair although slightly different. Definitely not mullet though
Dec 12 2011 8:28PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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nah, fukin guy got rocked.

ima head out fer a second and smoke a gerr.
Dec 12 2011 8:29PM
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Parks.
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awwww shit some is looking to scrap
Dec 12 2011 8:40PM
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PeteP
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the slang differs a lot of west to central to east. Beaked and Chirped are definitely on there. Wheeled is too. If you are reaching something, you are attending said event. If you are gassed up or or gassin someone then you are blowing up there ego. If you are chapped you are pissed off. If you are underage and need alcohol you are lookin for a boot. You may own a packsack if you are from thunder bay instead of a knapsack or backpack, you may also be baked out of your tree. If you want to what up with someone you may say whats good or what'r you sayin. Flow is most definitely long slick backed hair. If something is perce it is advantageous for said individual. Oh man, you got a ride up to the mountain this weekend from your girlfriend. That is so perce. The list goes on
Dec 12 2011 8:44PM
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theabortionator
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Scrap def wasn't invented in canada


The other ones are just WUT


and i'll add to the list


EH? - follows a though


EH? - a cry for help


EH? - you like something

EH? - You hate something
Dec 12 2011 8:48PM
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Enstrut
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the man doesn't lie
Dec 12 2011 8:51PM
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panojibber
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I try to speak english like a normal person but a few of my friends are from Toronto so that can be difficult at times.
Dec 12 2011 8:56PM
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collinder
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Rock Pile - In hockey we call the rookies rock piles cause they're as useless as a pile of rocks.

Twigs - What we call hockey sticks

Apple - Assist

Dangle - Puling a move and embarrassing the other team

Some hockey slang, not sure if it's universal or Canadian
Dec 12 2011 8:56PM
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theabortionator
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That's my go to post. FUUUUUUUUUU Eh?
Dec 12 2011 8:57PM
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TheClap.
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sold thread eh?
Dec 12 2011 9:01PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Quailer: a packed bowl of cannabis that is piled above the rim of the piece.

used in a sentance: hey bud, want to go out back and pack a quailer?

/imcoolbecauseismokepot

Dec 12 2011 9:06PM
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jahmin44
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who says CHEDDER? i have never heard that and i am canadian
Dec 12 2011 9:18PM
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613.
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Juck - shank; to knife
Dec 12 2011 9:20PM
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collinder
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Dank - "I got an ounce of that dank back at my place"

JK PRETTY SURE THATS AMERICAN
Dec 12 2011 9:22PM
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Kapital
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For directional purposes

Randy= Right
Larry= Left

In context:
"Yea, take you're next Randy then it's your seconded Larry past the rink."
Dec 12 2011 9:23PM
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InFlames
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Rock pile? What kinda noobfag says rock pile?
Dec 12 2011 9:24PM
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collinder
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Ever play in the dub? Thats what I thought queerbait....
Dec 12 2011 9:30PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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legit what team?
Dec 12 2011 9:38PM
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TheBigApple
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In canada our Smarties are actually candy coated chocolate similar to m&m's but much more delicious! We call your smarties "rockets"
Dec 12 2011 9:39PM
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REDFRO420
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never heard of cheddar and wheel means ur trying to get with a girl if you already are getting with the girl thastd not wheeling
Dec 12 2011 9:46PM
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collinder
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warriors
Dec 12 2011 9:47PM
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schism
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I think by Canadian slang, you mean ontario slang.

When I was bc, no one used those "slang" words
Dec 12 2011 9:49PM
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TheBigApple
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I played in the W for a couple of years and never head the term rockpile, or apple, or twig.
Dec 12 2011 9:49PM
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skitheice7
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i'm from new hampshire and i always use twig and dangle and puck and sometime we call a hockey puck a biscuit
Dec 12 2011 10:03PM
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paige.
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In saskachewan they call hoodies bunny-hugs.
No idea why but it makes it really hard to take a guy seriously when he needs to grab his bunny-hug before heading out.
Dec 12 2011 10:11PM
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collinder
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"Beak" or "Chirp": Is to make fun or insult someone
Dec 12 2011 10:35PM
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rudager
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Can't think of many words... Eh is up there though.

My girlfriend grew up in London, England, and she tells me I have a very Canadian accent.

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Dec 12 2011 10:46PM
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