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Chupacabraj
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hey NS, i was wondering if anyone here has gotten in a school fight of there own before, you could be out of school or still in it, i just want to know if anyone has a beatdown they wanna tell about. in order to add to the thread ill tell a story of my own. please dont put any of those "oh we got a badass over here"
they are really annoying and im just trying to share a story, not trying to be a badass

so in 7th grade, i was getting hit with this belt in the locker room. im a pretty humble kid, so i had never gotten into a fight before. but anyways, this kid doesnt stop hitting me, even when i asked him to (i thought it would work, didnt you?) when he didnt, i turned and full on blasted the kid in the face, like dead center, i ended up knocking out and chipping his two front teeth, and breaking his nose, and i felt kind of bad because afterwards the kid kind of passed out, and i walked away. and now he's bisexual, thats right i punched him right in the sexual preference (jk)

so theres my story, your turn NS
Dec 5 2011 6:56PM
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.jesus.
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just to prove you wrong when i was in 10th grade i got the shit kicked out of me because i said some guys sister was annoying bitch. I lost a tooth over that deal, it was him and some football player/ marine and the other kid played lacrosse.
Dec 5 2011 11:47PM
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theabortionator
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I like this
Dec 6 2011 1:00PM
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Squeenerd
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In 4th grade this one kid dumped his jello cup on my head in the cafeteria. I cried.
Dec 6 2011 1:48PM
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corona
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hahaha. I like this one
Dec 6 2011 1:52PM
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.SillyGoose
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inb4 arrow to the knee
Dec 6 2011 2:24PM
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Raz.
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sig. theres been pthers though.
Dec 6 2011 2:29PM
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skifoo
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keep on going boys, i love reading these haha
Dec 6 2011 3:06PM
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steezeknees
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So last year in 10th grade i was riding the bus to one of my friends house and while we are riding the bus this little curly headed fucker tries to prove a point by shoving my friend and saying that he wouldnt do shit. So like any logical person would do my friend chokes this fucker out and laughs like a maniac, i forgot to mention my friend is crazy as hell. Then his bigger friend comes over and starts hassling my friend and shoving him. Me being bigger, and feeling left out now, and stronger than than boh of them i go over there and break things up but this kid wont stop saying shit and now he has started verbally attacking me so i resolve that i am going to beat his ass when we get off of the bus so i tell him "hey motherfucker im going to beat our ass" and he says "you are the kind of kid who talks shit and cant back anything up". Now i am enraged so when we get off of the bus he walks to a grassy area probably expecting me to back down but i have already droped all my shit and am ready to throw down. so as he goes to set his stuff down he looks towards his right shoulder taking his eyes off me so i quickly cover the six feet or so between us and throw a fucking huge haymaker to the left side of his jaw and i feel that shit shatter. so he goes down and i go into a full mount position and just fucking pummel him. No one even tried to break it up and i got alittle bit carried away and by the time i start to realize what im doing this kid is fucked up beyod belief so i calmly get up and appologize to a lady who was there for my language and get on the other bus we were there to get on. Turns out i knocked out 4 teeth shattered his jaw so it had to be wired shut for 2 months broke his left orbital lobe and his nose. also somehow i broke 2 ribs and bruised his kidneys. Saw the kid a week and a half later and he STILL looked like crunch from the goonies.

Sorry about the lack of puntuation and proper grammer i got all riled up writing this.

Dec 6 2011 3:29PM
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-emile-
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loser much ?
Dec 6 2011 4:30PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26
Even though you deserved to have your karma reduced for posting a stupid meme, I still felt bad because you have such a cool icon.
Dec 6 2011 5:10PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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I'll give you one. I got my ass beat before haha in like grade 7 by this huge kid. I'm like 5'11 probably only 100 pounds then he was 6' and like fuckin 300 pounds haha needless to say he fucked my shit up. I havent really fought much though in recent years now that i'm in university. I had to tell a few kids to fuck off but all of them just pussied out and wouldnt fight me. Idk i guess I won a fight in grade 5 but that doesnt count.
Dec 6 2011 5:23PM
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JHendrix
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that's a bad ass meme wtf u talking bout
Dec 6 2011 5:24PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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sorry only 100 pounds then. Idk probably like 140 right now.
Dec 6 2011 5:24PM
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WestWoods
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I've never been very big, my whole life I've been little, I hit my growth spurt my junior year in highschool. But my sophomore year, I was bullied by a a really big kid, because I told him he deserved to get his house burnt down, so he called the cops about it and they questioned me about my sanity and asked me if I thought burning houses was okay, obviously no houses were burnt, they were just plain stupid. But it caused a lot of drama and I didn't dare fight him because he was such a tub. After so long of him being a dick to me though, I called him out. I figured I lose then everyone saw that coming, I win then Im freaking Rocky Bolboa. The day finally came when me (5'4 and 115 pounds) fought this kid named Brad (5'10 and 210 pounds) we went three rounds until I got knocked out, and half my school was there to see. It was super dissapointing and embarrassing, buuut like three weeks ago I saw him at a park and he was still talking about the fight, and so we got boxing gloves and I broke his nose, and knocked him out in like 40 seconds. Revenge never felt so sweet in my whole life!!!
Dec 6 2011 5:28PM
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Bateman
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Exaggerate much? Cant know for sure but that sounds pretty harsh just for beeing mildly dick'ish
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Dec 6 2011 6:05PM
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LeadThug420
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It's one of the most obnoxious, overused memes on the internet currently. I don't understand how anybody could continue to enjoy it.
Dec 6 2011 6:20PM
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-emile-
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I'm sorry but I just find it so funny haha
Dec 6 2011 6:25PM
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GBS
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I'm pretty tall and athlethic, so most kids wont try to fight me...
Anyways I try to avoid fights now.
Dec 6 2011 6:41PM
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Chupacabraj
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i hope you know that this is going to be my childs bedtime story if i choose to have one
Dec 6 2011 6:43PM
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act.resist
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ahahaha i lost there
Dec 6 2011 6:50PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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I got in a few in our neighborhood but never really in school. we had a kid beat up a legitimately retarded kid for supposedly snitching and kicked him in the head while he was down, everyone rushed him but a gym teacher/wrestling coach got there first and the kid tried to square up against him and was instantly overpowered then expelled and criminally charged
Dec 6 2011 6:54PM
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Raz.
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I love when the like B.A. teachers interject. on of my teachers (ex bodybuilder) just LIFTED some kid up one time and carried him all the way to the principle basically over his head. the kid was so embaressed by that point
Dec 6 2011 7:01PM
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steezeknees
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As long as i win does it matter how I do it?
Dec 6 2011 9:07PM
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Spinoza
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op man,   youre so tough.   did you really punch him that hard?  nice going man
Dec 6 2011 9:10PM
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Chupacabraj
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the answer is Click for larger image
Dec 6 2011 9:11PM
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JORMUNGAND
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a kid pushed my friend (a girl) once so she hit him and his parents tried to press assault charges.... as you can infer, no one really likes him.
Dec 6 2011 9:21PM
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Heart
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i used to inb4










































then i took an arrow to the knee
Dec 9 2011 6:00PM
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PJS.
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yes. you could have kicked in the nuts though, then you would have had the trifecta of pussiness.
Dec 9 2011 6:19PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I once punched someone in the face because he called me a fag for no reason.
It's a private school and my dad has a lot of money in it so he got expelled and I nothing.
Dec 9 2011 6:21PM
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ORDEAL
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I was in karate from like 2nd to 6th grade (2nd degree black belt nbd) and i would always wreck the fuckers at sparring contest/practice
Dec 9 2011 6:37PM
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T-Bell
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when don't you wear padding on your ribs or kidneys in box lacrosse? i've never seen anyone not
Dec 9 2011 6:55PM
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