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Brits arrest Jesse Jackson

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cobra_commander
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FKNA! I knew there was a reason I liked those dudes!
http://www.thedailyrash.com/jesse-jackson-busted-looting-during-london-riots

"He was taken to central booking and charged with theft, destruction of public property, aggravated assault and impersonating a clergyman"

and my personal favorite:
“When Reverend Jackson visits, one is apt to keep an eye on the silverware,” -Tony Blair

Dec 3 2011 2:53PM
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dex.
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inb4 the n word
Dec 3 2011 2:58PM
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Dec 3 2011 3:02PM
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skithesprings
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LOLOLOL

Although multiple security cameras recorded Reverend Jackson breaking store windows, looting merchandise and assaulting an elderly woman, his lawyers claim that he was sound asleep in his hotel room the night of the alleged crimes. When a reporter pointed out that the new sneakers Reverend Jackson was wearing at the time of his arrest were the same brand a security video shows him looting from a boutique, the lawyers said that Jackson had purchased his sneakers from a blind street vendor in Calcutta where he’d recently traveled to donate a swing-set to a grade school for lepers.
Dec 3 2011 3:06PM
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theabortionator
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inb4 someone gets banned for something
Dec 3 2011 3:06PM
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PJS.
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inb4 everyone gets banned for anything. This is the type of thread that starts uprisings.
Dec 3 2011 3:08PM
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rareform
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ooo the emporer of black people stealing things. shocking.
Dec 3 2011 3:09PM
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Dec 3 2011 3:12PM
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PopsicleStand
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lol...wonder how long this will last
Dec 3 2011 3:33PM
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Anti_Steeze
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threadz
Dec 3 2011 3:49PM
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hokkanee
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That article had some of the funniest quotes i've ever seen.

“When Reverend Jackson visits, one is apt to keep an eye on the silverware,” Blair told reporters. “We allowed him to attend several social functions when I was in office and his presence always coincided with the puzzling disappearance of light bulbs and lavatory soap. At the last reception he attended we assigned a security detail to keep an eye on him but he outsmarted them by slipping out a lavatory window with a shower curtain and several hand towels.” hahahahhaa
Dec 3 2011 4:13PM
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