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Ski instructors or ski patrol who is worse??

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forrest1
Posts: 88 - Karma: 18
Please comment. Any helpful hints on how to deal with these douche bags??
Dec 3 2011 1:23AM
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Drail
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much to learn young padawan, you have.
Dec 3 2011 1:25AM
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mikeyT123
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the best way to deal with them is stop being a douche bag.....
Dec 3 2011 1:27AM
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forrest1
Posts: 88 - Karma: 18
one came in today want to shoot my face off!!
Dec 3 2011 1:28AM
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mikeyT123
Posts: 183 - Karma: 32
what did they do?
Dec 3 2011 1:29AM
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forrest1
Posts: 88 - Karma: 18
which one are you
Dec 3 2011 1:29AM
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mikeyT123
Posts: 183 - Karma: 32
neither. All the instructors and ski patrol are dope where i ride though (stevens pass)
Dec 3 2011 1:33AM
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forrest1
Posts: 88 - Karma: 18
know it all ass holes.. california..  but they don't know it all
Dec 3 2011 1:35AM
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
the shittiest troll
Dec 3 2011 2:02AM
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R.Fahey
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I ride in a place where they're there to save my life. The Patrol at Alta plays a huge role in the safety of the guests there.

I also ski at PC, where Patrol's main goal seems to be shouting at people for skiing switch, or going too fast.

As far as ski instructors, I've never had any run ins with them, so whatever.

If you wanna bash on some authority, pick someone better/more at fault.
Dec 3 2011 2:02AM
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TPatel
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
Ski instructors teach the total noobs the basics of skiing so they dont crash into you and can get down the hill.
Ski patrol watches your back, and helps you out when you need it.

I know that where I ski (ski butternut-tiny hill in western MA) the majority of the instructors are former racers trying to make an extra buck and keep the trails free of complete noobs so they can rip when they're not teaching, and the ski patrol are all volunteers there to help you out when you fuck up.
Dec 3 2011 3:49AM
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kingskier
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you sir are an idiot
Dec 3 2011 4:01AM
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KneeDrop
Posts: 641 - Karma: 1,486
Who sucks more? Doctors or teachers?

douchenozzle
Dec 3 2011 4:38AM
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russ.bar
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I'm an instructor at Alta and we truly try to be as nice as possible, but if youre gonna give attitude expect it back. Sounds like everyday social interaction to me...
Dec 3 2011 4:57AM
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DubV134
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taa daa
Dec 3 2011 7:40AM
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LittleFoot
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I hate both of them. Which is why I carry an ak in my pants so I can shoot at them if need be
Dec 3 2011 8:14AM
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Crispy.
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hence the 5xl clothing?
Dec 3 2011 8:41AM
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cravatz.
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as a fellow rookie patroller, the patroller are really cool if you dont shit wrong. The instructor at my mountain are all pretty awesome and most of them smoke. So neither.
Dec 3 2011 8:44AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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lol easy on him guys he just wants his life to be like outcold or ski school i would love to have true prank beef with the ski instructors it would be jokes
Dec 3 2011 8:57AM
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bob.marley
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I ski Alta and all the patrolers and instructors are cool and I've never had a problem, IDK what your problem  is though

Dec 3 2011 10:11AM
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coldcuts69
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ski instructors at my local mountain (saddleback maine)are really chill and cool, same goes for ski patrol. this thread is stupid.
Dec 3 2011 10:18AM
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.frenchy
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If you go to sundown... Ski patrol blazes too..
Dec 3 2011 10:28AM
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rareison
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OP you're an idiot.
Dec 3 2011 10:35AM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Wher i am the instructors are dope! its the ski patroll you gotta be lookin out for!
Dec 3 2011 10:42AM
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openmindportrait
Posts: 1157 - Karma: 818
Wow I guess mountains shouldn't protect you from deadly avalanches or teach the next generation of the sport cuz that shit is stupid
Dec 3 2011 10:51AM
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roddy116
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you are wrong the worst people are the old hags that ski every once in awhile and try to control the lift lines, god i hate old people
Dec 3 2011 10:56AM
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-emile-
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My mountain was supposed to have 2 features opened up , a 20 foot box and this Click for larger image(I dont know how you call this kind of rails
but they took both off onto the side of the trail , so when we kinda built a litlekiker on the side so we could hit them , ski patrol came and closed it , we argued a little and the guy was a total dick , and so we built a little kiker in an other trail , we we're getting tricks done and then ski patrol came and closed it , an olympian (alexandre bilodeau) who was training built a sick kiker like 15 foot flat
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150990391815287&set=o.112984372081880&type=2&theater , when he was gone , we started hitting it , ski patrol came and gave us shit , closed it and yelled at us ,

we got into a pretty intese argument and we went to his boss to file a complaint and the guy told us that peter (ski patrol) was kind of a crazy instruction follower ass , so we didnt really care and opened up the jump again and we could session it for the rest of the day.

so thats just my cool story bro ,
Dec 3 2011 11:02AM
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ironic
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I think that you should reconsider this, and try again when you're feeling better.
Dec 3 2011 11:04AM
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rareform
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you're so ninthward kid.
Dec 3 2011 11:41AM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
you must be a park rat and/or 12.
Dec 3 2011 12:12PM
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Se7en
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Did you experience a brain bleed halfway through typing this?
Dec 3 2011 12:20PM
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-emile-
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english isn't my first language,

I'm sorry
Dec 3 2011 12:27PM
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garrettwiz
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my dads a ski instructor and my mom step dad and step mom have been so I'm used to them. mountain safety sucks at my old mountain
Dec 3 2011 12:50PM
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theabortionator
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Dec 3 2011 2:06PM
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e.wait
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OP is stupid.
Dec 3 2011 2:12PM
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Phil-X-
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Youre the worst op
Dec 3 2011 2:44PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
the instructors are awesome at keystone. and the patrol is actually pretty chill too. Its just the speed nazis that stand by the slow signs and take passes if you fly by them/ski switch that piss me off.
Dec 3 2011 3:37PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
it seems like the volunteer, weekend warrior type patrollers are the worst. The real patrollers are for the most part pretty chill, and most of the instrutors iv met/know are ski bums that needed a job
Dec 3 2011 3:45PM
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UFOsarereal
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that ended better for you than I thought it was going to at the beginning & that booter looked like it had a lot of pop to it.

also, I think your English is just fine.
Dec 3 2011 3:49PM
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benyannelli
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probobly both. any other instructors want to beat this kid
Dec 3 2011 3:50PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Fuck this. My uncles a patrol team leader at Alpental, Washington, and I've tagged along with him on a few days. Let me just say that if you're skiing anywhere gnarly at all, the people patrolling there deserve your respect. They save peoples asses every day, and they could save yours one day.

Dec 3 2011 3:56PM
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DUKES
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i had problems at keystone i was just cruisin and a few snowboarders were on the same trail, then a whistle blew and it was an old ski patrol lady. She just saw me. I played it out like Im sorry, and yeah i was wrong. She was goin to take my pass away but since i wasnt a dick she just gave me a warning. If you are just chill and not a dick then they wont be dicks. like the saying you got to give respect to get respect
Dec 3 2011 4:14PM
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zachV2
Posts: 697 - Karma: 60

worse theyve ever done was tell me to slow down near the lift? not really bad glad theyre there incase i get wrecked

Dec 3 2011 4:54PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
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ive had experience working as both a instructor and a patroller and ski parttol is for when a dumbass like you tries to do something way out of there league and wrecks themsleves they are there to save your life you ungrateful fuck you have no idea how many dumbasses there are on the mountian and you dont have to go deal with them, another example is people skiing out of bounds, sure i do it sometimes, but i know what to do if something happens and chances theres a boundry for a damn good reason and instructors cant do shit all
Dec 3 2011 5:21PM
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bdarb207
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Ive always had fine luck with ski patrol and most instructors. One thing that always erked me though was instructors bringing kids through the park who had no business teaching freestyle lessons and were just dangerous.
Dec 3 2011 5:31PM
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SteezySmiley
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Don't Diss the Instructors or Patrolers.

They are there keeping you safe so you don't have to worry anytime your skiing in bounds.

They create a environment that is best for everyone while tailoring to everyones needs.

Some of the sickest people on the hill are the people that work there, always chill and would not be
"douchebags" unless the situation required it. Most likely you were acting like a dick or being a tool


Dec 3 2011 5:39PM
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joshua
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haha what exactly is wrong with intructors and patrollers?
Dec 3 2011 5:40PM
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fireballin
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
You're the immature asshole who doesn't know how to conduct them self on the hill without attracting the attention of either hard working group of people. Hoestly, if you skied at a real mountain you would realize the stress patrollers go through on a regular basis. Sack up and stop the hate
Dec 3 2011 7:14PM
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skiminnesota
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youre at a bar how do you know whos the ski instructor?



dont worry, they'l tell you.


from a ski instructor that could out ski his PSIA examiner. Theres assholes all over the place, cant make a blanket judgement.
Dec 3 2011 7:22PM
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OCM
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In general, both groups in general are great, but its just the one asshole in the group.

like this one guy at my home mountain. some random kid and i are standing at the top of a rail waiting to drop to hit it, and we look up and some ski patroller is just totally flipping his shit, yelling and what not and looking down the hill. theres literally no one else in the park, so we realize he might be talking to us. we have no idea what were doing wrong so we just stand there. his buddy comes over the jump and they come skiing over to us. This guy is pissed. he tells us were in the landing of the jump and threatens to take both of our season passes away. i kid you not, we were 300 foot past the end of the landing and off to the right a good 25 feet. it would have been impossible for anyone to hit us. its THESE patrollers who suck
Dec 3 2011 8:21PM
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doGelyst
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Easily instructors. Who else beings a train of kids snaking through the park side jumping every lip. Only ever had a prob with one patroller in my life. They are usually more helpful than a nuisance. Guess it just depends on which mtn.
Dec 3 2011 8:30PM
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