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I found the ultimate property

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PopsicleStand
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God so fucking sick. The ultimate property...gentleman's farm on a private island...on the northeastern seaboard.

Nautilus Island-


  • Pristine 37± acre island steeped in history and natural beauty
  • Over one mile of rocky coastline with gravel and shell beaches
  • Protected anchorage with 200' pier and mooring
  • Submerged cable to mainland for electricity
  • Deeded mainland space for boat dockage and parking one vehicle
  • Mature forest of spruce, northern hardwoods, fruit and ornamental trees
  • Open fields and lovely perennial gardens
  • Seaside vineyard for wine production
  • Organic kitchen garden
  • Restored three-story main residence, c1880s
  • Stone piazza for ocean breezes and spectacular water views
  • Heated infinity edge pool and spa with views to the ocean
  • Restored farm house (c1830s) with two bedrooms
  • Restored cottage (c1780) with one bedroom overlooking anchorage
  • Converted boat house is now a delightful waterfront escape
  • Converted boat house includes bar, kitchen and stone fireplace
  • Offered mostly furnished with grounds equipment and 23-foot boat
  • Resurfaced/refinished hard surfaced tennis court
  • Additional buildings include a barn, sugar house, storage shed
Dec 2 2011 3:36PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
damn
Dec 2 2011 3:37PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
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Dec 2 2011 3:39PM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
id live there
Dec 2 2011 3:40PM
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mehregan15
Posts: 779 - Karma: 741
luckily I have 10.6 million sitting around.
Dec 2 2011 3:41PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
I am ok with this.
Dec 2 2011 3:43PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Brooksville is not that bad of an area, a bitch to get to, but anywhere downeast in Maine is. The coast of Maine is spectacular though! I've traveled it by boat and boy it's pretty. Definitely something to do if you can!
Dec 2 2011 3:44PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
well adam, i just bought a house but i've got 30 dollars to pitch in if you need it
Dec 2 2011 3:45PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Where do you ski at???
Dec 2 2011 3:45PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
if I could just find a few hundred thousand more like-minded people...haha
Dec 2 2011 4:08PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
What about the other island we were supposed to buy?
Dec 2 2011 4:28PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Yeah i was wondering about that
Dec 2 2011 4:32PM
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rareform
Posts: 200 - Karma: 17
you'd need so many mexicans to keep that place in shape.
Dec 2 2011 4:34PM
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
they farm gentlemen there?
Dec 2 2011 4:37PM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
working vineyard... do they export grapes by boat?
Dec 2 2011 5:50PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
NS ISLAND. Dude I've dreamed about his for a long time.

THIS CAN BE IT. Everybody just needs to give a couple hundred bucks probably! Jesus imagine NS island
Dec 2 2011 5:53PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
yes please
Dec 2 2011 5:54PM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
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Dec 2 2011 6:14PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
That house is hideous. The bar is sweet though.

There's way cooler places to spend $10.6 for sure.
Dec 2 2011 6:30PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
10,000 stoned wasted 15/16 year olds in tall t's......wow sounds  like a great place
Dec 2 2011 7:25PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
sounds like a good time to me. dibs on some pink name
Dec 2 2011 7:36PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
Pretty good deal all things considered.


But I'd rather have some vertical relief.
Dec 2 2011 7:48PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
great place to seek refuge for pending zombie apocalypse
Dec 2 2011 7:53PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
but... it's in Maine. "Ultimate" has to at least be in or near mountains, no?
Dec 2 2011 8:11PM
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maxwell666
Posts: 554 - Karma: 20
the price listed on the ad is 10.6 mil
Dec 2 2011 8:47PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
shit thats my uncles island ahaha. he was a european soccer player who nailed the shit outta the stock market he bought that island and i romped so hard on there. he had to sell it when the stock market dropped.
Dec 2 2011 8:54PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
by god.......
Dec 2 2011 10:16PM
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gotti
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/claim if thats true
Dec 2 2011 11:29PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
i'm stoked.


let's do this
Dec 2 2011 11:31PM
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LolklonVolkls
Posts: 228 - Karma: 622
guys i just bought this

Dec 2 2011 11:36PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,279
Windells the greatest place on earth ?
Dec 2 2011 11:36PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
*Funnest.
Dec 2 2011 11:49PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,279
oops
Dec 2 2011 11:51PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
Either true, or a very convincing trolll....... which will it be?
Dec 3 2011 1:03AM
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el_chupacabra
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
that's such a steal, i can find mediocre duplex's in downtown vancouver for 9.5 mil, that's a whole fucking island and looks like a bomb ass property, if i had that kind of money i'd buy it up in a heartbeat
Dec 3 2011 1:47AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
shotty a bedroom in that house!
Dec 3 2011 1:49AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
The ad said it was under the ownership of one family for the last 130 years?
Dec 3 2011 1:52PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
busted
Dec 3 2011 2:22PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
funny thing is my dad showed me this today and was like how sweet would it be if we got this? cuz we need a new maine house. and hes actually serious. inb4 spoiled rich kid and all that shit.
Dec 3 2011 2:49PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
You must be blind.
Dec 3 2011 2:59PM
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PON3
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Dec 3 2011 3:00PM
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Drail
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my only real problem with this (other than the fact I just think you're trolling) is your use of the word NEED. why exactly do you "need a new maine house"?

remember, we live in a society of wants and needs. figuring out the difference between the two is one of the best things you can do for yourself.
Dec 3 2011 3:34PM
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Chief.Queef
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so we have a place to stay near my grandmother who is nearing her end and my dad absolutely loves Maine and wants to keep a family house there but is also just one of those guys who goes for the best he can get. also b/c the whole family would use it but we just happen to be the wealthiest part of the family. not claiming. just explaining.
Dec 3 2011 3:41PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
this. you don't need a new house. technically all you need is food, water and a cardboard box, but that's beside the point. It annoys me too when people can't figure out the difference between luxury and necessity.
Dec 3 2011 3:42PM
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Chief.Queef
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Not trying to start an argument. but mostly everyone on this site has wayyy more then the necessity.
also think about this. usually when people are wealthier and shit like that, they also give a shitload back.

I mean some people who make 50k a year, drive a 5 yr old toyota and donate like 2k. (just an example)

then some.(like my family) make millions. have 4 new cars. but also donate hundreds of thousands of dollars and much of their time. ( so why get mad at someone, born into this, b/c in reality they're helping out the world more.

Dec 3 2011 3:49PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
what the fuck are you talking about? is there any fact in anything you just wrote, or did you just pull it out of your ass?


maybe your family should spend more on your education than a private island in Maine.

but you'll probably reply to me talking about how much money your parents give to such and such school and you're uber smart.

whatever.

It's not BAD to want things, it's not BAD to be rich and successful, but knowing the difference between WANT and NEED is very important to staying grounded.
Dec 3 2011 4:00PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
badabing, badaboom
Dec 3 2011 4:05PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
nope. not gonna reply with either of that. i work for my education and have a partial scholarship.

i knew that my earlier response was gonna earn a reaction like this because i realized i shouldve worded it better.

and yes i fully agree with your last little blurb. I'm not saying we are definitely getting that house or even seriously interested but just because we want it, but is not a need, does not mean we cannot get it.

dont bring up this spoiled rich kid bull shit cuz it fucking pisses me off. id much rather be middle class so kids stop being like ohhh shit look at this pretty boy and his rich ass parents. im sorry. i didnt choose them.

sorry for ranting. its one of my closest friends would be birthdays had he not taken his life.
Dec 3 2011 4:06PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
if we divide it up equally over each member, it won't be that expensive. newschoolers island?
Dec 3 2011 4:19PM
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jahmin44
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when people say the "need" something it can mean they need it to survive or they need it to achieve something. Like i need a car to get to school in under 40 minutes but i do not need it to survive i could take the two hour bus instead. In his case his family needs to buy a house in Maine in order to spend more time there without it being to inconvenient. NS over analysis this kinda shit all the time.
Dec 3 2011 4:47PM
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Chief.Queef
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thank you! and sorry that my parents would decide on something like this. not my choice dude.
Dec 3 2011 4:59PM
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