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Thoughts on zip off pants yes or no

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.SHAGGY.
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i would like to know everyones thoughts on zip off pants

Nov 28 2011 11:25AM
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northeast
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they're awesome for camping/hiking.
Dec 2 2011 4:36PM
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knucklehead.
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lost it
Dec 2 2011 8:07PM
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.SHAGGY.
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Sep 10 2012 6:30PM
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Laurent.
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They are the sartorial equivalent of everything that's blend, dull, boring, bad and beige.

They are like a chastity belt protecting your virginity from any woman, man or ladyboy.
Sep 10 2012 7:38PM
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Mama.
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Lemme put it this way. If my hubbypants ever buys a pair, we're gettin' a divorce.
Sep 10 2012 7:39PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah. They'll prolly come back in like snap backs. Something about 15 year old trends. They come back around and around.
Sep 10 2012 7:41PM
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MASkier
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Fucking awsome for hiking, but in the real world worse than speed suits.
Sep 10 2012 9:38PM
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BrewskiJr
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Hahahaha You brought back such a great memory from my sophomore year of college. We had a NBA/Cheerleader themed party. I had a jersey, tear-away pants (it was October)headband, the whole shebang. Took a chick back to her house (I was still in a dorm). We we're about to get undressed when she realized they were tear-aways.

Her: "Wait... Are those-
Me: "Yup"
Her: "you're gonna remember this forever."

She ripped my tear-aways off in one fell swoop like Shaquille O'Neil during pregame announcements, then immediately went down on me to give me head before we banged.


I definitely WILL remember that forever.


So you obviously know my vote:
Zip-offs: Fuck that
Tear-aways are where its at
Sep 10 2012 10:24PM
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_vt_
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THey are good for hiking
Sep 11 2012 1:35PM
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pDails
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YES!

Too much win...if there was such a thing
Sep 11 2012 1:57PM
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.SHAGGY.
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Nov 11 2018 12:13AM
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