My rant about how i love america

How y'all doin there folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington and I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter that's right. hey gimme another beer bitch! now when the day Bin Laden comes to town ima drop a duece wipe it up with his towel. mow my lawn, sit on the couch,Ima watch some football. I pray to the lord the Cowboys win and beat the hell outta them damn redskins. call up the boys, get drunk as shit. god damn right Im an American. thats right, Im American. got a picture of Regan above my fire next to the deer I shot with my rifle. NRA hell yeah I support 'em. No pro choice, No abortion. Mexicans, send em back over the boarder ride on home to Samoa, or wherever they come from, takin' our jobs, eatin our hamburgers, takin our jobs. they takin our jobs. I see them in the field , I'm takin their head off. I hate my job and I hate my boss but I love my country and I pray to god that the cowboys win. fuck yeah Romo! and the Cowboys win. thats right thats right thats right. c'mon everybody, just clap your hands. if you love our country, if you love our land, thats right. and if you're not clapping your hands, you're a terrorist and you eat sand ...sandwiches. the day Bin Laden comes to town Imma drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel. mow my lawn, sit on the couch,Ima watch some football. I pray to the lord the Cowboys win and beat the hell outta them damn redskins. call up the boys, get drunk as shit. god damn right I'm American. I'm Ameri-fuckin-can. And john McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there, it was a tough one.